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lumecolca

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Only someone who has eaten iron while crying can really know what adventure tastes like.

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foone, to random
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Jury duty told me to turn off my phone, tablet, or laptop, but they didn't mention my pager!
Once again, living in the 90s turns out well for me.

lumecolca,
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@foone
But how did you take and toot this picture? A second pager???

lumecolca, to random
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Why the fuck do I still have to get the "Oh no, I forgot that classes started back up! I haven't been going to my classes!" nightmare at 40 fucking years old?

eniko, to random
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You have nothing to blame but blame itself!

lumecolca,
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@onelson @eniko
"You have nothing to experience but experience itself" - The Buddha

lumecolca,
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@onelson @eniko
at the annual celebration for people who really love warm, dry bread:
"We have nothing to toast but toast itself!"

Extelec, to random
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If a full stack developer is someone who can do database storage and web.

What do you call some one who can do networking dev, unix/windows dev, electronics/hardware dev, database, storage and web ?

lumecolca,
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@Extelec
Yeah, I'm a full stack developer
(Only knows FORTH)

lumecolca, to random
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Are there any VIDEO GAMES that I can play on my CELLULAR TELEPHONE that are FUN?

lumecolca, to random
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We've spent the last howevermany years showing students that school is nothing but an unsafe and miserable place they have to go to so they can be warehoused and tortured so their parents can keep working to make other people more rich, and now the thinkpiece industrial complex asks why attendance is at record lows

lumecolca, to random
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Imagine if the AI goons got what they wanted and had some kind of super AI that could solve complex problems for humanity.

Now try to imagine how they'd react when the answer inevitably boiled down to "just use the resources currently hoarded by an extreme minority to help everybody, idiot."

lumecolca, to random
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Just got tickets to see Willie Nelson in February and I'm hyped.

lumecolca,
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@ghosttie
Don't say that :(

rose, to random
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    lumecolca,
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    @rose
    It abolished itself

    futurebird, to random
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    I met someone cute in the woods by the lake in NY. Embarrassing that I didn’t know their name!

    lumecolca,
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    @futurebird
    that's the bee's knee

    jeffvandermeer, to random

    Three critically endangered Florida Yews I will plant on the slope in dappled sun/ shade. Gorgeous specimens from Native Nurseries.

    lumecolca,
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    @jeffvandermeer
    I've camped at Torreya probably close to 100 times and I never realized there was a Florida Yew!

    jeffvandermeer, to random

    Raccoon on the walkway.

    video/mp4

    lumecolca,
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    @jeffvandermeer
    Got any recommendations for a good critter night camera? We have a gopher tortoise that moved into our yard this year as well as nearby bear and bobcat sightings, all of whom I'd really like to see more of. The spot I have in mind has access to power and WiFi, fwiw.

    nocontextb5, to Babylon5
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    lumecolca,
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    @nocontextb5
    When someone asks me what kind of cute snakes they should look up pictures of first

    futurebird, to keyboard
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    Waiting for the moment when I share my cool 40% and someone pops up out of nowhere and is like "a full alphabet? You are like a little baby to me."

    lumecolca,
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    @futurebird
    Where'd you find that? I might have a project that could use a good Morse key actually

    lumecolca,
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    @futurebird

    Don't tempt me Frodo! (Gif, Gandalf with subtitles)

    lumecolca,
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    @futurebird
    oh wow, that's... Not cheap

    lumecolca,
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    @futurebird @gnomon
    "Just alone in the forest, beepin and boopin."
    That's a bird. You're describing birds.

    futurebird, to random
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    “The rules of war”

    Attacking civilians? Bombing schools and hospitals? Destroying food? It’s simply not done. Until it is done.
    Assanation? The targeted murder of the commanders and heads of state responsible for giving the orders? Also never! (this one is less often transgressed, and somehow the greater taboo)

    Who is kidnaped? Who is arrested?
    What is a military action? And what is terrorism?
    What is decisive? What is barbaric?

    lumecolca,
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    @futurebird
    These entire concepts are built around pre-modern European Christian wars against other European Christians and have literally never existed outside of that context. People only bring them up when they want to demonize some group whom they dislike, and always in complete active ignorance of the ways the groups they like have violated the same 'rules'. Nobody should take these complaints seriously ever.

    ghosttie, to random
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    All I want is a discriminated union in C# 😭

    lumecolca,
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    @ghosttie something something AFL-C#IO

    rose, to random
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    lumecolca,
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    @rose
    Mandoorla effect

    ludumdare, to gamedev
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    The Theme for Ludum Dare 54 is...

    Limited Space.

    lumecolca,
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    @ludumdare oh dang I didn't realize it was LD weekend. Not sure if I'll be able to participate

    eniko, to random
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    lambda calculus would be a great name for a band tbh

    lumecolca,
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    @eniko
    lambda long division

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Always dress to impress.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    lumecolca,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    Just one fancy sock, otherwise you'd have four pieces

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