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madjo

@madjo@mstdn.social

A 40ish bloke (he/him) from the south-west of the #Netherlands.
#single but not willing to #mingle, #BadArtist #SoftwareTester #Introvert
Shouting in the desert
:asexual_flag: #ace #asexual

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stux, to random
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Feeds are rebuilding, search database is indexing and sidekiq is working away the backlog

Currently just a little over half a million :sidekiq:

I'm gonna get some coffee first

madjo,
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@stux I think there are still some time out issues, but that’s to be expected, I’m sure all the background processes are currently foreground processes :)

dgar, to random
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Everyone should wear a different deodorant under each arm.

That’s my two scents.

madjo,
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@dgar
Pwaaaaaaaaap
Pwaaaaaaaaaaap

Hmm I don't think this is deodorant.

madjo,
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@darthdzl @dgar sleepwalking? Yes! I sleepwalked in here

madjo,
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@darthdzl @dgar does that sound so unlikely? Do you not believe me? I'm shocked, shocked!

😆

MarianneTiel, to random
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Schokkend en dom dom dom. Het is om te janken.
Nieuw kabinet ontwricht willens en wetens het asielsysteem
https://www.vluchtelingenwerk.nl/nl/artikelen/nieuws/nieuw-kabinet-ontwricht-willens-en-wetens-het-asielsysteem

madjo,
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@MarianneTiel @alterelefant De onmenselijkheid is het doel voor dit bruinrechts kabinet.

chaucerburnt, to random
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https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/gina-furiously-demands-national-gallery-stops-showing-the-public-this-portrait-of-her-have-a-look/

madjo,
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@chaucerburnt

madjo, to homeassistant
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Well is a lost cause. No matter version I install, it refuses to communicate with my devices. It sometimes saw one, but it failed more than it succeeded.

But I finally managed to get to see the USB stick and complete the install. And now I’m setting up all my devices again but this time directly in hass.

I had different plans for today.

madjo,
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@asjmcguire No it was plugged directly into my NUC. I was afraid the solar flare last night had cooked my conbee.
But I believe I managed to isolate it to probably user error. I must have messed up somewhere while trying to troubleshoot the problem.
In the end I was barely even able to get Zigbee2mqtt to communicate with the mqtt broker, within the same network and without firewalls. Even on a brand new virtual machine.

madjo,
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@asjmcguire That's good to know, going to see if I can find a decent USB extension cable, I wasn't aware of that.

I'm just really glad I finally get my house working again :)

madjo,
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@gwww @asjmcguire I probably should've known that.

Thing is, I hadn't moved the NUC, and it had been working without any problems for months since I installed it, until this morning when suddenly it barely registered anything.

All I had done last night was install software on my NUC, and after I had finished that all was still working, all buttons still worked, and my lights went out when they were supposed to.

Which made it very puzzling.

madjo,
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@gwww @asjmcguire I appreciate the links, and I'm sure it was a contributing factor, and I will act accordingly by finding a decent USB Extension cable.

But it doesn't explain why it's again working, just not with zigbee2mqtt.

madjo, to random
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I thought this pairing of @Deathsjoker and @scream on my timeline was pretty funny.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I've heard a rumor that my 349th Patreon subscriber might win a meet and greet with Chris Hemsworth. I don't know who started the rumor, so please address any questions or concerns directly to Chris.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

madjo,
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@lowqualityfacts Apparently Patreon uses a low quality counter, because you should be having 349 patrons now.

madjo, to TeslaMotors
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how hard is it to get a complete map of EV chargers?
Apparently very hard.

Around my apartment building there are 2 chargers. 1 of them has been here a few years (Allego), the other was installed last year (Vattenfall). But some map apps show one but not the other and vice versa.

is aware of both of them though, but that app doesn’t show the costs.

A screenshot of another EV charge map app that can show the location and costs of the Allego charger, and through Apple Maps accidentally the location of the Vattenfall charger without the costs information.

madjo,
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Can offer something like this?

18+ cosmicallyf, to random
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All panties are edible panties if you chew for long enough.

madjo,
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@cosmicallyf this one is kind of crunchy though.

stux, (edited ) to random
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Yesterday my gf and I went to the wedding of her cousin who just a little younger than us, end 20-ish

And the guy marrying (who shares the same name with me😆) told me that they tried to get as much second hand, free and recycled goods for the wedding like chairs, glasses etc

And the overall vibe was so cozy! All with "custom" items basically for almost no money!

He said that hiring glasses would costs 40 cents per glass and buying them second hand 20 cents. And they even can return them 💪 ♻️

madjo,
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@stux That’s a really fun idea!

Sherifazuhur, to israel
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Israel broadcasts baby sounds to 'lure Palestinians' in @israel @palestine

https://www.newarab.com/news/israel-broadcasts-baby-sounds-lure-palestinians-gaza

madjo,
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@Sherifazuhur @israel @palestine

If this is true (and I have no reason not to believe this) then they're fucking evil!

dgar, to random
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What’s the difference between a guitarist and a government savings bond?

Eventually, a savings bond will mature and make money.

madjo,
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@dgar meh, growing up is overrated anyway! And mo' money, mo' problems.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies to escape the Minoans. But, as the story goes, Icarus flew too close to the sun, and his wings melted.

As he dropped from the sky, Icarus cried out: "Help, I'm falling!"

Daedalus turned to his son, and yelled
"Nice to meet you falling.

I'm Dad-alus."

Daedalus
~ Dgar

https://songwhip.com/dgar/daedalus2021

madjo,
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@dgar If Daedalus isn't careful with his daedjokes, he might end up Deadalus.

dgar, to random
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My grandfather told me he saw the Titanic. From the beginning he told people it would sink, but no one wanted to listen.

He warned them over and over again, until eventually, they kicked him out of the cinema.

madjo,
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@dgar Spoilers!!

dgar, to random
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A coffee shop at the end of the universe.
Which 3 writers are you chatting with?

Terry Pratchett
Douglas Adams
Issac Asimov

madjo,
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@dgar I wish I could just let them be so they'd write more books. Alas...

franksting, to books
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How’s your ? @bookstodon

madjo,
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@franksting @bookstodon At least some of them are library books, so at some point you'll have to return them, right? My is out of control.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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I’m still not sure if I’ll do an “album” because I have too much fun sharing songs as I finish them, as singles. All the same, if I do, I’ll need a good name for it. So, just for fun…

https://on.soundcloud.com/6kQvAVc5wjgCHy1R7

madjo,
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@jarg0n @dgar @qurlyjoe Would that be pronounced “rage”?

dgar, (edited ) to random
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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your !!

madjo,
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@dgar this Dutch comic gets shared every half year around daylight savings time.
Two rather dumb cartoon figures physically moving the clock, because that’s the pune or a play on words on how we say in Dutch to change the time, you move the clock.

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