dgar, (edited )
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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your !!

dgar,
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Gednet,
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dgar,
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adipoeserPursch,
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😱😱😱
@dgar

AbbyLovesToSing,

@dgar That really needs to be a thing!

MaJ1,

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  • dgar,
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    @MaJ1
    Always a concern. 😏

    SteveClough,
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    @dgar @MaJ1 I didn't think it was allowed anymore. Not after last time.

    Or don't we talk about that anymore?

    fkamiah17,
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    dj2mn,
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    @fkamiah17 @dgar harsh but fair

    CosmicTrigger,
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    @fkamiah17 @dgar

    Where is this? LOL

    fkamiah17,
    @fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

    @CosmicTrigger @dgar No clue, I'm sorry. It was just lurking on my hard drive and your man's post reminded me of it.

    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    @fkamiah17 🤣😂😅🤧😏

    fkamiah17,
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    @dgar Also ...
    @neurothing One for you I think 😉

    neurothing,
    @neurothing@metalhead.club avatar

    @fkamiah17 @dgar Let's Drink! 🍺🍻🍺😄😄😄

    "Mead" is one of my synonymous for "happiness"

    Wish you a good sunday, friend! 😊😊

    fkamiah17,
    @fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

    @neurothing @dgar Have you ever actually tasted mead? A reliably idiosyncratic friend of mine once bought a bottle to a party and it inevitably got drunk once most of the other booze had run out.
    The experience is infamous in our circle and remains the reason "never to let Ingrid bring a bottle to a party" 😂
    Have an excellent Sunday yourself 🥰

    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    @fkamiah17 @neurothing
    I have not, though I rarely drink alcohol, so that’s unsurprising.
    I did once sit on a lounge-room floor, cross legged with a friend and we finished a bottle of Frangelico between us. The smell makes me ill to this day! 😂
    🫶

    neurothing,
    @neurothing@metalhead.club avatar

    @fkamiah17 @dgar Indeed, in our wedding, as party favours we gave different-flavoured little bottles of mead to our guests 😊😊

    fkamiah17,
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    @neurothing @dgar That is very cool 🥰

    Circusbear,
    Krisss,
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    @fkamiah17 @dgar 😂😂🤗🤗

    bartvdpoel,
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    @fkamiah17 @dgar Since the 2016 election they are even more deserving of this ridicule.

    housepanther,

    @fkamiah17 @dgar HAHAHAHAHA!

    BlueBlasphemy,
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    @fkamiah17 @RamenCatholic @dgar Speaking as an American…

    This seems prudent, yes.

    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar
    feodora,
    @feodora@mastodon.social avatar

    @dgar The coffeein will go and it was never so easy a free puppy

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    one of the “semi-indoor” booths at Pike Place Market belonged to an artist named Michael. he had a sign like this on his booth.

    benbe,
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    LevelUp,
    @LevelUp@corteximplant.com avatar

    @dgar From working in a hospital...I feel this in my soul lol.

    Eetschrijver,
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    @dgar Yes. Was going to do that, but then something else happened.

    singletona,
    @singletona@bitbang.social avatar

    @dgar @Eetschrijver

    You make your money by making your workers healthy and unafraid to go get treatment before problems turn life threatening, and even if they arne't your workers since htey have money not eaten up by health costs they will buy your product.

    Edelruth,
    @Edelruth@mastodon.online avatar

    @dgar

    Yup. For-profit healthcare is immoral.

    I tolerated two years of the for-profit management, after my not-for-profit hospital was sold to them. I had worked there over a quarter of a century, and watching them shred and destroy all our pro-community efforts over those two years was intolerable.

    They kept saying, "shareholder value", as though that had anything at all to do with the healthcare mission.

    Healthcare has no business having 'shareholders'.

    @Eetschrijver

    Aviva_Gary,
    @Aviva_Gary@noc.social avatar

    @dgar @Eetschrijver damn... meme too real

    laufor,
    selzero,
    @selzero@syzito.xyz avatar

    @dgar @Eetschrijver

    Nice invocation of Jesus there :)

    kentborg,

    @dgar @Eetschrijver I remember in the '70s in the US a TV program about investing had a viewer question about how to invest in "for profit" healthcare.

    I thought the term seemed horrifying, but I was just a teenager, what did I know?

    The answer, I seem to remember, was there wasn't much. That sure changed.

    GRC,

    @dgar @Eetschrijver
    Her: fk money and fk you

    dolanor,
    @dolanor@hachyderm.io avatar

    @dgar @Eetschrijver unfortunately it's not a joke lately.

    MoiraEve,
    @MoiraEve@mastodon.world avatar

    @dgar The suit needs to pull his head out of his ass, but I fear it's been years too late.

    Sorella554,

    @dgar @Eetschrijver
    ⬆️ leider genau so!

    rgulick,
    @rgulick@social.coop avatar

    @dgar

    That's our so-called healthcare system alreight, except even the nurses fully understand it's about making money.

    fkamiah17,
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    @dgar Essential reading for all, erm, "jokers"
    (see what I did there?) 🥁

    aunteef,
    @aunteef@mstdn.party avatar

    @dgar OMG. I worked for years for a nonprofit fair trade store and had this EXACT convo w/my uncle. He was a great guy but a businessman & capitalist thru & thru. I was telling him about my work & he was convinced that someone was making money on it. I could NOT talk him out of it.

    ianRobinson,
    @ianRobinson@mastodon.social avatar

    @dgar @vaughnsc Monty Python had a similar idea about bankers and charity.

    https://youtu.be/UVRQK58jrbw?si=D4LdkVpbWaYdvcA7

    ChristineSaysHi,
    @ChristineSaysHi@mastodon.au avatar

    @dgar We have to stop privatising essential services. Maybe it’s time to in-privatise the lot of them!

    maddad,
    @maddad@mastodon.world avatar

    @dgar

    And that's how it is in America folks 🤑

    michel,
    j_g_fitzgerald,
    @j_g_fitzgerald@c.im avatar

    @michel @giammi @dgar 😂😂😂

    SteveClough,
    @SteveClough@metalhead.club avatar

    @dgar What is so intensely depressing about this meme is that it is no longer funny.

    (Well it is, but it is also far too accurate)

    acid,
    @acid@ohai.social avatar
    CosmicTrigger,
    @CosmicTrigger@kolektiva.social avatar

    @acid @dgar

    same energy:

    zorrobandito,
    @zorrobandito@aus.social avatar

    @CosmicTrigger @acid @dgar excuse my ignorance of US politics, but who is the woman in red?

    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    @CosmicTrigger @zorrobandito @acid
    Jill Stein I think…?

    Qbitzerre,
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    dgar,
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    viriato,
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    @dgar @CosmicTrigger @zorrobandito @acid Elizabeth Warren, I think

    Cristobalmrl,
    NoctisEqui,

    @acid @dgar

    Thank you for all the LOLs from this. I love it, really, It’s hilarious.

    dgar,
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    jerry_wham,
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    dada,
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    KarenDorman,
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    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    @KarenDorman 😂🤣

    thepoliticalcat,
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  • earthworm,
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    @thepoliticalcat @KarenDorman @dgar

    Your approval of the joke makes me bold to boost it.

    "Approved by Methusaleah" 😎

    mctwist,
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    greenWhale,
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    @mctwist @dgar thanks to @MataHaring 😅

    MataHaring,
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    @mctwist @dgar @greenWhale
    Never hold your farts, gentlemen. 😎

    Gegenwind,
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    Infosecben,
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    @dgar my most recent meme.

    melicious,

    @Infosecben @dgar mine is just @Vivisector's anatomy

    fabi,
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    blag,
    @blag@typo.social avatar

    @dgar This one, which my (also a dad) friend replied to with "hahahahaaarsh".

    SciPolTech,

    @dgar
    Mine

    patter,
    sennoma,
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    SallyStrange,
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    @dgar

    I win

    HighlandLawyer,
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    SallyStrange,
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    @HighlandLawyer @dgar hey that's how I got it!

    HighlandLawyer,
    @HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social avatar

    @SallyStrange @dgar Seizing the memes of production & distribution...

    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    @HighlandLawyer @SallyStrange

    THIS MEMES WAR!

    HighlandLawyer,
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    mothninja,
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    HighlandLawyer,
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    wagesj45,
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    @HighlandLawyer @dgar @SallyStrange the text reminds me of what ai spits out if you type in "meme"

    SallyStrange,
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    HighlandLawyer,
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    frainfostudent,
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    nnwest,
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    blackcoffeerider,
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    0mega,
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    heinragas,
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    @0mega @dgar Please, no, never do this!

    If you light the fuse, the fuel in the bottle is already on fire when you throw this molotov cocktail -- you risk putting yourself on fire!

    Instead, the bottle should be corked and the fuse should be bound around the bottle neck. That way you can safely light the fuse and throw the bottle -- only when the bottle shatters will the fuel inside come into contact with the lit fuse and ignite -- so the effect only occurs upon impact!

    dgar,
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    AstaMcCarthy,
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    dichotomiker,
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    dgar,
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    @dichotomiker
    ☝️😆✌️

    peturdainn,
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    @dichotomiker @dgar it's actually fine from a logic point of view but I'll let it pass 👍

    jonathangroves,
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    VoiceofDuum,
    courtcan, (edited )
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    @dgar I am now terrified of potatoes.

    9pfs,

    @courtcan @dgar Careful, the potato will take over the world soon!

    courtcan,
    @courtcan@mastodon.social avatar

    @9pfs @dgar RIGHT?! 😫😫😫

    superball,
    @superball@norcal.social avatar

    @courtcan @dgar POTATOES OF DEFIANCE

    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    @superball @courtcan
    At first, I thought maybe the potato can make something of this planet. How bad could it be? Let the potato reach its potential.
    But then I remembered. There’s a potato in the Australian parliament right now….
    Kill it! Kill it with fire!!

    jag0325,

    @courtcan @dgar that’s creepy as hell.

    amartya00,
    @amartya00@mastodon.social avatar

    @courtcan @dgar the only way a sack of potatoes could be more terrifying is if it had a gun.

    courtcan,
    @courtcan@mastodon.social avatar

    @amartya00 @dgar I can't look at them the same anymore. THEY'RE JUST BIDING THEIR TIME

    lmaodoxr,

    @courtcan @dgar no way that's a potato lmao

    slulman,
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    @courtcan @dgar those are some hallowe’en potatoes!

    gevoel,
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    Heliograph,
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    ahm42,
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    @Heliograph @dgar That's it! same in Germany. It's not about working until you're 70, it's about not receiving retirement pension before you're 70. BTW: Why is there no retiring age for stock owners and politicians if they are doing such "demanding" work?

    roo_44,
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    Waiting4Thunder,
    0x5021,
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    havn,
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    hosford42,
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    @havn @dgar OMG it's like my life summed up in a single image!

    selmins,
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