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mathias

@mathias@pawb.fun

Zero to walf in sixty seconds or your money back. :verified: Technologist (web, IT/systems, etc). A New Englander by blood, culture, and driving style living in Alabama. 🇺🇲🇮🇪:pansexual_flag::pride_flag:

Currently: ScoreSaber world top 10k. #BeatSaber #VR

@KayOhtie puts up with me 💙

Not an attorney. Mi español esta mierda.

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KayOhtie, to random
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Found in a food humor group

mathias,
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@evi @KayOhtie Well, see, that's your problem, you got them newfangled Eurotaters. Maybe if you didn't dee-sign your taters by committee they wouldn't be so bad!

Jyoti, (edited ) to random
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Since the poll on Tumblr is coming up 86% GAY AS CHEESE, I would like to know, how queer is Mast?

Do you identify as:

mathias,
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@cordlessmodem

pops up in the corner of your screen like Clippy

I see you're trying to bait the furries. Would you like some help with that?

@Jyoti

dasharez0ne, to random
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DAMB - HTTPS://DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

mathias,
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@dasharez0ne this includes toilet's

mathias, to infosec
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🎵
One key, gives you user
And, one key, gives you root
And the one the, server issued
Doesn't do, anything, at all
Go ask Alice
When she's pwned like Bob
🎵

mathias,
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I feel like I've done this one before, but my brain is more ephemeral than most disappearing-message services

mathias, to random
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When gen Z queers listen to the same NSYNC and Backstreet Boys hits us millennial queers listened to... ✋😑👌

Jyoti, to random
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Should I just start baiting ?

On the other hand, I find myself having to examine every post with a hermeneutic multiplexity before I post it. Spontaneity go POOOOF! So they do my nut in.

On the other, is it mean to bait them?

All you need to do is pretend to get something wrong about Linux and they'll be queuing up.

Like the old saying goes, it's like shooting fish in a barrow.

mathias,
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@Jyoti Did you know that if you run "man frumbled(2)" you'll learn the location of the lost city of Atlantis shortly before your PC detonates?

mathias,
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@Jyoti Phwoar, that's salty and fermented!

mathias,
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@JuliaRez @Jyoti @amy Yes yes so much yes.

gbhnews, (edited ) to fediverse
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🌞 Good morning ! This is GBH News bringing you the world from . It's 68F at Logan Airport and visibility is 6mi.

Women's pro has a new league! Boston, NYC, and Minneapolis-St. Paul, Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa will be home to the teams.

is making fresh efforts against (when trucks hit low bridges on Storrow Drive).

Medicare will now negotiate prices w drug co's, beginning with 10 treatments for diabetes, arthritis, more.

mathias,
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@gbhnews I'm voting summer for sitting where I am right this moment, but I would vote fall where I'm usually sitting when I answer your polls, and I would vote fall in Mass.

mathias,
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@gbhnews Yes! The results will be enlightening. Will it be biased toward "I like it how it is now", will it stay consistent, or will it secretly be skewed by "get off my street, leaf peepers"?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

mathias,
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@lowqualityfacts This isn't a low quality fact, it's a Mike Sievert fact endorsed by Callie Field.

mathias, to music
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After the feedback I got on the piece I posted here and sent to a few people on Telegram, I took the plunge and ordered an Audio-Technica AT2005USB for recording. I have a long way to go and much to learn, and I don't expect to be the next @Jyoti, but it's an I Spent Money commitment.

mathias,
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@Jyoti Thank you! I'm not shooting for making any money, I just want to be a better singer. Maybe it's in there somewhere. Getting exactly the same comments, word for word, from two people, said something...

Plus, the AT was $27.20 from Amazon Warehouse, and some going-nowhere wanker Republican's $19 paid for it. Easy!

Loukas, to random
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Autistic authors writing neurotypical characters:

"They were the kind of person who read between the lines without even knowing the lines were there.

A natural smile played on the face of their un-headphoned head, and they functioned executively down the stairs."

mathias,
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@Loukas "they functioned executively down the stairs" - found the AuDHD.

Jyoti, to random
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I feel like I was haranguing peeps too much now...

ahem

Don't pin an intro if you don't want to.

Don't like posts or boost posts or whatever.

Don't do anything you don't feel like doing.

Hello, welcome and please ignore the many, many, MANY fingerwaggers of Mast.

You be you.

And, never forget:

mathias,
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@Jyoti "Be gay, do crimes, post about the gay, not about the crimes"

mathias, to random
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LRToot context: my power was out for 5h20m today. I am the only customer on the far side of my street with Shitbag Publicly Traded Power instead of Local Municipal Electric. The outage affected 63 customers - other than me, effectively all of them are working class, and majority people of color.

It took Shitbag Power almost two hours to roll a truck to even start to figure out what happened. Two hours. Shitbag Power's parent company's 2022 net income was $3.5bil - they are not hurting for cash to pay for staffing.

Bet your bottom dollar that if the rest of the neighborhood were white people with houses more like mine (no McMansion, but recently built and a little bigger on slightly bigger lots), they would not have badly slow-rolled the response. But they did.

Five hours and twenty minutes.

Racist pieces of garbage.

Jyoti, to art
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mathias,
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@Jyoti Cheers for taking the time to type all that out in the alt text. I've seen this image many times and I sure do appreciate it.

mathias, to random
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Feelers out again because it might be getting toward time to . I'm interested in a remote US (🚫mandatory hybrid or in-office🚫), IC position in systems integration, solutions engineering (post-sales), or similar technical consulting/PS type roles. Open to more.

I have 10+ years of experience as a web dev (full stack, primarily JS, PHP, MariaDB + Postgres + MSSQL; written + owned + extensively consumed REST APIs; written custom apps and deep WordPress), sysadmin (cloud, Linux, Windows, VoIP, security and network design), IT consultant and all-around technical problem solver. Systems integration is effectively what I've done for my entire career. I have a wide breadth of touch in platforms and products, but can quickly zero in and make myself an SME on a specific set.

The customers I've served are largely SMB, but do include enterprise (esp. higher ed) and gov.

(Plz contact if you/org you work for is hiring but not w/random listings, thank you 😀)

mathias, to grafana
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It was quite a lot of today with @KayOhtie to figure out that the Vultr node his don't-call-it-a-droplet was provisioned on seems to be failing (probably storage, maybe RAM?). But in the process, it got updated nginx configs, a clean slate for the database (dump and restore), cleaned-out redis, and more. Plus, a fancy + stats dashboard (thanks @IPngNetworks!) that I'm currently to keep an eye on perf. The new "droplet" is literally 10x faster in Postgres and Redis ops.

It also got a simple "failover" media proxy:

to mediacdn.blimps.xyz (Nginx on the droplet) => Cloudflare-fronted B2; if B2 is 404, serve Cloudflare-fronted DO Spaces instead.

Should keep egress costs down from DO and zero from B2 via caching and B2+CF Bandwidth Alliance.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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The definition of Hell on Earth.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

mathias,
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@lowqualityfacts Was this musical chairs or Abu Ghraib?

Jyoti, to random
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If you're on match.com, please move on

If you're on feeld, hmu.

Gif of Abed from Community wiggling his eyebrows.

mathias,
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@Jyoti Yes this is the way.

Or maybe Barq :3

mathias,
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@Jyoti Oh I know you're not, I just was Legally Obligated to mention it. Or something. I don't make the rules, I just exist in them.

mathias,
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@Jyoti

✅ No gods
✅ No masters (without consent)
✅ No collars (except literally, they're cute)
✅ No cages (see #2)

Jyoti, to random
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I'm not gonna join Threads.

Fuck Zuckerberg and everything he touches.

But what if Threads kills Masto and this place empties and becomes irrelevant?

Don't I want to be where all the people have gone?

Nope.

I don't care. I'd rather have zero social media than Zuckerberg.

Sure, I love Mast at the moment but if it went, I'd survive.*

I miss the vibrant place uk.music.alternative used to be in the late '90s but it's okay, life goes on!

*I personally think it'll be fine!

mathias,
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@MATAK79 @Jyoti

chanting

Hell no, we won't go!
Fuckerbook won't run my node!

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