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@me@cysioland.pl

Casual and professional autistic programmer cisbi homoromantic guy. Yes, I'm a furry, and a big dogcat, while we're at it. Certified red fash tankie. Mostly writes in English. Czasem po polsku. Deutschsprache Student. Quadruple stabbed. Average EAS enjoyer. Amateur radio operator. Losowy lewag spoza fapcyrkla. Always stay silly. He/him/his. pfp by https://meow.social/@Sjru.

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dancinyogi, (edited ) to random
@dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Do you have pets?

Please boost for a wider demographic, and feel free to comment with the kind of pet you have and pictures! Lots of pictures, please. 🙏 🙏

me,

@dancinyogi well, I've got #AresTheDog

#GermanShepherdDog #MastoDogs #FriDog #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #DogsOfFediverse

christianselig, to random
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

I just released Pixel Pals 2! 🎉 With iOS 17 you now have a FULL virtual pets experience where you can add and battle friends, and play full games, like PixelQuest, 2048, and Eternal Stroll, all right on your literal home screen! (Plus fidget spinners, mech keyboards, and more!)

Pixel Pals 2 trailer, showing the new Pixel Pals experience with virtual pets, friends, battling, PixelQuest, Eternal Stroll, 2048, fidget spinners, mechanical keyboards, and more!

me,

@christianselig saving this one for when I'll get an iPhone

nixCraft, to random
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Reminder

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me,

@nixCraft one client of ours had Friday releases on the schedule

augieray, to random
@augieray@mastodon.social avatar

A five-minute update 🧵:

  • COVID is still rising in the US, but it appears to be doing so at a slower rate. It is very uneven across the nation, however. I predicted six weeks ago this surge would be worst in the South due to heat and time indoors in air conditioning. Currently, the 10 counties with the highest COVID hospital admission rate are in Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Texas, and Louisiana. The next ten are almost all in the Plains and Texas. https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/these-are-the-top-covid-hot-spots-in-the-u-s?src=usn_tw
me,

@augieray meanwhile the Polish government with their heads in the sand because it's the election year

deviantollam, (edited ) to random

Penn Jillette has remarked that one of the best ways to truly appreciate the USA is to partake in international travel. I definitely concur.

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love being other places, seeing new sights, experiencing other cultures, and eating other foods.

But — and you can try to fight me on this even though you'll lose — the most dogshit Best Western hotel in bumfuck Ohio will still top whatever Europeans offer up as luxury lodging.

Things that every piece of shit US hotel can manage to figure out:

  1. Air Conditioning
  2. Passably working WiFi
  3. Making the room fucking dark

All of these are like some mystery, utterly unknown to even expensive European properties.

me,

@deviantollam I've had the opposite experience. Hotels domestically in Poland were fairly neato, hotels in the US were hit-and-miss (mostly because y'all don't do the European-style breakfast)

christianselig, to random
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

how does this site still not have quote tweeting

me,

@christianselig because Gargron said so

christianselig, to random
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

Reason 972 I’m excited at the possibility of iPhones going USB-C soon: I can use these cute little charge rate cables 🥺

me,

@christianselig I've got tons of shit for USB-C and I'd really love to use it with an iPhone. I've already got an iPad and I'm delighted that my whole USB-C ecosystem works with it relatively okay.

jeffowski, (edited ) to random
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me,

@jeffowski "follow the dog" is universally good advice tbh

christianselig, to random
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

What's the over/under on installing Sonoma now? Any issues before I take the plunge?

me,

@christianselig running it on Intel for work, seems okay, nothing broke for me

christianselig, to random
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

One Android tech thing I don't understand: why still ship USB-A cables in 2023? I could maybe understand "people don't typically have USB-C bricks yet" but they include a charging brick!

me, (edited )

@christianselig my older OnePlus 8T shipped with a C to C cable and a C charger, meanwhile mum's newer Nord 2 shipped with an A to C cable and an A charger

What's more infuriating to me is that not all USB-C devices implement USB PD and thus I have to use my "fake" cable to charge them

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Monopoly for the Switch is a weird game internally.
It seems to use TSC files, which are some kind of scripting language, but it also looks like they process them with a regular C pre-processor? # ifdef and all that

me,

@foone I remember working on some banking thingamajig and they stored their special transaction authorization rules in Excel

DavidDarnes, to random
@DavidDarnes@mastodon.design avatar

For halloween I'm dressing up as a Slack DM which simply says “Can we have a quick chat” followed by complete silence for hours

me,

@DavidDarnes a Teams DM with "can I call you?" with no introduction to the problem

rato, to random Polish
@rato@pol.social avatar

Idziemy dziś na Zieloną Granicę.

me,

@rato byłem, jednocześnie polecam i nie polecam

cc @piotrsikora

christianselig, to random
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

After not having touched the ring switch in 9 years I am excited for a customizable button

me,

@christianselig yeah, my ring switch on OnePlus 8T only gets switched out of silent on accident

me, to random

Maaaaaan, I do not miss the times when I was developing customer-hosted software. With the shitty SaaS model, we can at least crank up the number of nodes and Bob's your uncle, with the self-hosted software we just had to do the most pedantic microoptimizations because the customer was hosting the thing on an overcooked potato.

me,

Though getting a query down from 4 minutes to 30 seconds was very satisfying

me,

And our local environments? Running on antique Thinkpads

me,

And that customer had a decent machine, like, the fastest from among our customers.

me,

I much prefer the MacBooks, even the Intel ones that, judging by their temperature and loudness, probably have a nuclear reactor and a jet engine inside.

niebezpiecznik, to random Polish
@niebezpiecznik@mastodon.cloud avatar

Pokazującym swoje karty płatnicze w internecie celebrytom przypominamy, że początek numeru karty da się ustalić, bo wynika ze standardów (ISO/IEC 7812-2/ANSI X4.13), a dalsze zakryte cyfry, tzw. IIN, dla mBanku też jest publicznie znany...

PS. Szacuneczek dla PKO za taki photobombing

me,

@niebezpiecznik codzienne przypomnienie że koleś ma już 60 lat

arstechnica, to random
@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar

Sam Bankman-Fried repeatedly told to “stop talking” during rambling testimony

FTX co-founder scolded for making up his own definition of market manipulation.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/sam-bankman-fried-repeatedly-told-to-stop-talking-during-rambling-testimony/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

me,

@arstechnica he's not abiding by the

rail, to random

Voted :blobfoxcheck:

me,

@MagicLike @rail there's the censorship of all political info until 9pm local time at least, so it's a nice breath of fresh air

lobo, to random

since when does DuckDuckGo do site descriptions like that, I don't like it

me,

@Ninji @lobo because wolves are neato and require constant advertisment

m0bi13, to random Polish
@m0bi13@pol.social avatar


@mkfirma

me,

@m0bi13 zafollowował mnie, pierwszy raz w życiu

me, to animals

Anyway, good to be back on the fedi. #AresTheDog #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs #GermanShepherdDog #Dogs #FriDog

me, to random Polish

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