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@me@cysioland.pl

Casual and professional autistic programmer cisbi homoromantic guy. Yes, I'm a furry, and a big dogcat, while we're at it. Certified red fash tankie. Mostly writes in English. Czasem po polsku. Deutschsprache Student. Quadruple stabbed. Average EAS enjoyer. Amateur radio operator. Losowy lewag spoza fapcyrkla. Always stay silly. He/him/his. pfp by https://meow.social/@Sjru.

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me, to random
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One of the most important qualifications for a post of an internet moderator is complete and utter resistance to being hated, and I don't know if I can handle it.

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DKIM and SPF are essentially a dirty hack applied on top of SMTP

PaulaTheSausage, to Dogs German

Hi folks,

Was out for a little walk with daddy and we saw a guy running away from Police in our direction. I started barking, guy stopped and looked scared..Police took him...I'm just asking myself what kind of criminal that was..I'm only 18 cm height and 37 cm long 🤣

Hero of the day..Woof Woof 😘❤️🐶

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@PaulaTheSausage Paula is a big dog in a small body

PaulaTheSausage, to Dogs German

Good morning and happy Wednesday,

Hump day and the perfect day to listen to "Keep the faith" by Bon Jovi.

Enjoy and have a wooftastic day ahead.

Woof Woof ❤️ 😘 🐶

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@SylviaSchouwenaars @PaulaTheSausage that's a nice housewolf you've got there

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The downside of remote work is that you can't reenact that Wanted office scene

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Was lying on the bed, and dreamt that I'm lying on the bed but also taking my temperature

Marley, to animals

Good morning 💙

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@Marley he looks so soft

adamczyk, to random Polish
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Ależ ten Musk to jest frajer, czego nie dotknie, to spierdoli.

(czytam, że mu nawet wielkie X z siedziby Twittera zdjęli, bo napierdalało stroboskopowo w jakichś wielkich mocach i było przymocowane na ślinę. żeby na raz tyle regulacji budowlanych w land of the free złamać, to trzeba mieć wybitny talent)

X kurwa D

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@bfaliszek @adamczyk przy Elonie pan Sasin to wybitny menadżer

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@wariat @adamczyk w Sklepie Play mi się pokazuje dalej jako Twitter, autorstwa X Corp. Widocznie podmienili tylko ikonę i nazwę już samej apki w systemie (Android na takie coś pozwala). Natomiast w App Store wyszukuję X i wyskakuje mi """właściwa""" apka

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@noodlejetski @wariat @adamczyk albo robią stopniowy rollout

adamczyk, to ADHD Polish
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Bo wiecie, że jak wyszłam z domu, to na drzwiach do klatki schodowej znalazłam kartkę, że sąsiadka znalazła klucz do samochodu, i dopiero jak tę kartę ujrzałam, to odkryłam, że nie mam swojego klucza do samochodu. Dobrze, że sąsiadka była w domu, bo inaczej bym do dupy pojechała, a nie do Żychlina.

Nie, ten klucz u sąsiadki to był ten zapasowy, pierwszy zgubiłam parę lat temu w Kielcach na parkingu, cóż to była za radość w wigilię Bożego Narodzenia jechać fliksbusami z Kielc do Warszawy po zapasowy klucz do auta i z powrotem, żeby zdążyć babcię zawieźć na kolację wigilijną i jeszcze żeby się nie zorientowała, że coś jest nie tak, bo przecież by był miesiąc histerii potem o ten zgubiony klucz.

Nie wiem, czemu to mi tak późno zdiagnozowali, jak tak się nad tym teraz zastanawiam.

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@adamczyk pewnie mnie to ukąsi w rzyć ale ja zapasowy noszę na kluczach do mieszkania

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Hej PKP zróbcie EIP albo chociaż EIC Wrocław-Opole-Katowice-Kraków

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I should rid myself of the habit of mindlessly uncovering NSFW images, because, sometimes, I do browse Mastodon in public and as such these shall be hidden away

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So, in Polish, a guide dog is called "pies przewodnik", but "przewodnik" is also used to describe an electrical conductor. So, I sometimes joke that my dog is an "insulator dog"

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For those with no allergy to Polish, "pies izolator"

Ruth_Mottram, to BBC
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So, the got here. And they're hosting their own server it seems...

https://social.bbc/about

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@Ruth_Mottram curious how long ‘till they publish something TERFy

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@Mjo321 also about what views the author used to hold before writing it

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    me,
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    @fixatedpersonsunit oh did Elon do a collab with Steven Crowder?

    rrees, to random

    The new political drive to dismantle LTNs and traffic calming is not just tedious but fundamentally is the same old drive to centralise control and ignore residents who are expected to subjugate their needs to commuters who live outside their area.

    These issues are fundamentally better handled at a local level unless your goal is to prioritise just one group of people over everyone else as we've seen with homeowners.

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    @rrees had a fender-bender because of an inattentive driver, the nearby homeowner was like “yeah they should’ve ripped that speedbump out”. Except the lady’s husband is a councillor and lobbied for those speedbumps (that speedbump should’ve been a “speed spikestrip” tbh)

    Marley, to animals

    Great day for a hike 💙

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    @Marley what a handsome doggy man

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    "indistinct rapping" you know that you can just google the lyrics to Informer, right?

    yoko, to animals

    Asleep with Lamb after a busy morning !

    me,
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    @yoko sleep well woofy

    me, to random
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    In Poland we don't say "I couldn't find any donuts, so I brought some tile grout", we say "Nie było żadnych ciastek, więc kupiłem zaprawę murarską", and I find it beautiful.

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    In what is hopefully my last child safety report for a while: a report on how our previous reports on CSAM issues intersect with the Fediverse.

    https://cyber.fsi.stanford.edu/io/news/addressing-child-exploitation-federated-social-media

    me,
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    @det I was talking about this in another thread: there really needs to be a pluggable "fediblock" API that'll allow server admins to automatically block bad instances and propagate those blocks to whoever is listening. Pluggable (as in, with an ability to put in your own instance, so to speak) due to the fedi's distrust of centralized services. Furthermore, a content scanning API will be nice as well.

    HaruEb, to nonbinary

    Now that I've been hanging out here consistently for a week or so I decided it's time for a new /

    I'm Haru, I'm 35, and I live in on Jager/Turrbal land with my wife and . I'm a and I'm interested in to name a few.

    I have and which can make it hard to get out much so seeing so much of the world, so seeing all the wonderful posts here has been an absolute joy.

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    @HaruEb the doggy!

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