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nev

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gene wolfe in the streets, clive barker in the sheets
@nev / bugs
https://oulipo.social/@nv / no e
trans liberation now ⚧
#nobot

[profile pic: drawing of big-nosed olive-skinned chinese-jewish androgyne in big glasses, buffalo plaid, and red lipstick]

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nev, to random
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Y'all I am so happy to have my own copy of the Odyssey which I can dog-ear as I wish. Perhaps even underline. Like I woke up happier than usual because of it.

Just raced through the boring bit (the Telemachy, books 1-4) and am now upon Ogygia, Calypso's island.

nev,
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If I were Odysseus I would simply choose not to tell the Cyclops my name after I had gotten away but when I was still within cursing distance

mcc, (edited ) to random
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So I somehow had the impression that Witchcraft was illegal in Canada, but I looked it up, and it turns out no, it is only pretending to do witchcraft which is illegal in Canada. So it appears witchcraft is legal but only as long as it's real, though you might have a difficult time in court if charged with fraudulent claims of witchcraft with proving magic is real

EDIT: See correction below

nev,
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@mcc I wonder if any municipality/region requires psychics, etc., to have some kind of special business license

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real fucking body horror implications here

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My daughter just had the best the doctor experience while getting her brain tumor removed in Roblox (game). Whoever the random kid was playing the surgeon really knew their stuff and aced bedside manner.

nev,
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@ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs this post was a rollercoaster

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just thinking about the Panopticam again (the webcam mounted above the preserved skeleton of Jeremy Bentham [the English philosopher who came up with the Panopticon], at University College London from 2015-16, which tweeted out hourly captures)

https://blogs.ucl.ac.uk/panopticam/

nev, to random
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Happy New Year! It's the anniversary of the destruction of the One Ring and the fall of Sauron, and thenceforth is celebrated as the New Year in western Middle-earth.

Relive the day in my real-time LotR thread: https://bananachips.club/@nev/105951061412685611 (note: you'll have to put it in your mastodon client's search bar, just clicking on it won't work)

In real life, it's Lady Day, the anniversary of the Annunciation; in England this was New Year's Day from the Middle Ages until well into the eighteenth century. (More here: https://www.medievalists.net/2015/12/celebrating-the-new-year-medieval-style/)

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as someone who came up as a dyke i am BEGGING fanfiction writers to stop using the word "fisting" to mean "holding something in/with one's fist"

please know that when you write something like "his hands fisting the sheets" this is how i am visualizing it

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Dream journal: spider-sitting for my cousins (they do not have pet spiders in real life). A female Phidippus regius and one of the Phidippus with red-orange backs, e.g. P. cardinalis or P. johnsoni, but even in a dream I'm not gonna try to narrow down such similar-looking species.

nev,
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Yes, I regularly have spider dreams where I see lots of species I would love to see in real life

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Check out this thing. A $400 RISC-V laptop. https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806148905030.html

nev,
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@ernie paging @mcc

mcc, to random
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An overview of Minecraft ports for the TI-83 graphing calculator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwtGUDGilX4

Confession: I didn't watch this video, because I don't care, but thought I'd post it here in case it is of interest to you

nev,
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@mcc I don't know why I expected a bunch of TI-83s built in Minecraft and not the other way round

nev, to random
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I'll be honest guise, not sure if I have the strength to get through this whole movie. Not even because it's bad, just because I'm tired

nev,
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a film that made me ask, what the ever loving shit did i just watch

really all one can ask from

nev, to random
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Want to walk around listening to The Mountain Goats but it's cold and flurrying ;_;

I mean I still will, it's not THAT cold, I'm just gonna whine about it

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mcc, to random
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Today is my birthday!

If you'd like to do something for me for my birthday, would you please reply to this with—or by other means send me— something with colors you liked? Like an image or a video or a link. Music would also be acceptable if it gives you a strong synesthesiac association with color.

If this request confuses you, here are some examples of images with colors I found striking [Artists: Laurie Barmore, Vian Borchert, Erica Aurahack]. But your reply can be whatever colors you like.

Abstract art by Vian Borchert
Abstract art by Vian Borchert

nev,
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@mcc happy birthday!

consider: the red-brown and black of a dying ember

A curled-up woolly bear caterpillar. It is black at the ends and red-brown in the middle.

nev, to random
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racing to finish the day's required work before the Benadryl kicks in again sighs itchily

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nev, to random
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it's a great afternoon to curl up under a blanket with the cat on your feet and read fanfiction, so I'm doing that even though I also did that yesterday

nev, to random
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Quick, look at the sky

nev, to random
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oh god i have so much cleaning to do after like a week of being sick

only one thing for it really, throw on the doom eternal soundtrack and just go ham

nev, to random
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just had a HARROWING experience with merging conflicting git branches. HARROWING i tell you.

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good to not let relatively small technical questions become emotional proxies for all that frustrates us about life and the internet

nev,
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@seachanger @mivox unfortunately, in my experience, bullying is the only thing that actually works.

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