“... there was probably no combination of vowels that could do justice to the cry Nanny Ogg made on seeing a young baby. It included sounds known only to cats.”
Terry Pratchett; Carpe Jugulum #Discworld#Caturday#Cattitude#HappyCaturday 🐈⬛🐈🐾
“‘What shall we do?’ said Twoflower. ‘Panic?’ said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people faced with hungry sabre-toothed tigers could be divided very simply into those who panicked and those who stood there saying ‘What a magnificent brute!’ and ‘Here, pussy.’”
Terry Pratchett; The Light Fantastic #DiscWorld#Cattitude#Caturday#HappyCaturday#CatsOfMastadon 🐾
“‘By gor’, that’s a bloody enormous cat.’
'It’s a lion,’ said Granny Weatherwax, looking at the stuffed head over the fireplace.
‘Must’ve hit the wall at a hell of a speed, whatever it was,’ said Nanny Ogg.
‘Someone killed it,’ said Granny Weatherwax, surveying the room.
‘Should think so,’ said Nanny. ‘If I’d seen something like that eatin’ its way through the wall I’d of hit it myself with a poker.'”
Terry Pratchett; Witches Abroad #DiscWorld#Caturday#Cattitude#HappyCaturday#CatsOfMastadon🦁
“The purr is very important. It's the purr that does it every time. It's the purr that makes up for the Things Under the Bed, the occasional pungency, the 4 a.m. yowl. Other creatures went in for big teeth, long legs or over-active brains, while cats just settled for a noise that tells the world they're feeling happy.”
Terry Pratchett; The Unadulterated Cat #AllAboutThePurr#Caturday#HappyCaturday#Cattitude#CatsOfMastadon 🐾🐈⬛🐈💖
Pünktli getting ready for take off with the #UFO too, checking the sky and waiting for clearance to lift off. 🛸 The weather is good and the sky is clear… inside the living room. 🤣
“A Real cat's aim is to get through life peacefully, with as little interference from human beings as possible. Very much like real humans, in fact.”
Terry Pratchett; The Unadulterated Cat #Caturday#HappyCaturday#Cattitude#CatsOfMastadon#HopeForPeace 🐾