nathans420, to politics
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SinclairSpeccy, to Meme

Hey, you. Yes, you, the one reading this post. Get on the Vista Bus.

Everybody gangsta until the Windows Vista Bus shows up

woodpunk, to Meme
@woodpunk@mastodon.online avatar

I witnessed a actually happening in real life!

A guy at the self service checkout was getting increasingly irate and bellowed at a passing staff member that he wanted to speak to the manager.

The manager turned up and asked how she could help. What followed was a furious rant about how the machine wouldn't accept his Tesco Clubcard.

The manager quietly delivered this immortal line:

"Sir, this is a Morrisons."

pip, to memes

Making a short video on using

Audio: All Your Base Are Belong To Us (with alternate lyrics)

It will include some of the memes already posted (examples in comment to follow)

Would appreciate suggestions if you have an idea for a

Lyrics:

All your breath are belong to us

For great justice, put on fitting mask

Wear mask, you know what you doing, put on fitting mask

For a chance to survive, clean your air

stina_marie, to Meme
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

Have had weird, severe stomach pain since 1pm yesterday without it dissipating (or getting worse, at least.)
It feels like I pulled every muscle on my right side and back, combined with this gnawing/burning feeling. My pain tolerance is pretty high but I'm going to the doctor in case it's gallstones or appendicitis. Yay.
Hope you have a better morning than I am.

@horror

villares, to python
@villares@ciberlandia.pt avatar
lookitmychicken, to Hololive
stina_marie, to Meme
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

It's Monday and a good day to let yourself be possessed.

@horror

AimeeMaroux, to Meme
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social avatar

Reply with a that let's us get to know you a little better.

SinclairSpeccy, to Meme
45b35521c312a5da4c2558703ad4be3d2e6d08c812551514c7a1eb7ab5fa0f04, to Meme
@45b35521c312a5da4c2558703ad4be3d2e6d08c812551514c7a1eb7ab5fa0f04@mostr.pub avatar
chikorita157, to Meme
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This is why you use Sharkey and not Mastodon. You won't get these strange sports betting users trying to sign up for your instance just to advertise their betting site.

Sharkey does what Mastdon't. ​:sylveonsmug:​

(But no joke, we get these accounts every day and I have to end up suspending them).

RE: https://sakurajima.moe/users/chikorita157/statuses/111739740968429662

KydiaMusic, to Creativity
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davidaugust, to Russia
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The Russian government warned Ukraine that Ukraine’s new fleet of F-16 fighter jets will be treated as a "nuclear-capable threat" by Russia, and “nuclear-capable threat” is also the nickname Putin has given his tallywacker.

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