DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social avatar

I just saw my first live-and-in-person CyberTruck, and it did not disappoint.

It was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever witnessed.

dbc3, to tesla
@dbc3@mastodon.world avatar

I have a feeling that if this continues that ugly piece of shit could get even uglier. Or, if nobody has the vigilante spirit, perhaps with proper information the local constabulary could decorate it with a daily note under the wiper. 3d one comes with a trip to the pound to spring it for a couple of Benjamins

https://brokeassstuart.com/2024/05/08/san-francisco-cybertruck-crosswalk-parking/

#Tesla #Asshole #CyberTruck

woz, to FreeSpeech German
@woz@troet.cafe avatar

Von wegen : von geht rechtlich gegen die WOZ vor – mit einer absurden Begründung.

Von @Hacki_Love

https://www.woz.ch/taeglich/2024/05/23/tesla-verlangt-woz-zensur?mtm_campaign=mstdn

publicvoit, to tesla German
@publicvoit@graz.social avatar

#ElonMusk sagt an, dass #Tesla-Autos wertlos sind.

https://blog.fefe.de/?ts=98b03053 😉

brad262run, to Electricvehicles
@brad262run@mastodon.online avatar

Look out! ahead
“The growing epidemic of distraction was outside the researchers’ purview, but Edwards said it’s likely a contributing factor: ‘I’m sure there would be an effect, because people are too busy looking at their iPhones as they step into the road’” 🙄
https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2024-05-22/evs-and-hybrids-twice-as-likely-to-hit-pedestrians-study-shows

brad262run,
@brad262run@mastodon.online avatar

It could be that drivers of expensive #electricvehicles are a lot less courteous
“for every $1000 increase in a car's price, the odds of that driver yielding to a #pedestrian in a crosswalk decrease by 3 percent” https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a31131731/new-study-says-expensive-cars-are-bought-by-jerks-who-wont-yield/

And it could be that a high percent of #EVs are Teslas: “#Tesla Drivers Have the Highest Crash Rate of Any Brand” https://www.thedrive.com/news/tesla-drivers-have-the-highest-crash-rate-of-any-brand-study

#RoadSafety #safestreets #walkability

glecharles, to TeslaMotors
@glecharles@zirk.us avatar

"So Tesla hasn’t found a different, better way to bring driverless technology to market. Waymo is just so far ahead that it’s dealing with challenges Tesla hasn’t even started thinking about. Waymo is playing chess while Tesla is still playing checkers." @timlee

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/05/on-self-driving-waymo-is-playing-chess-while-tesla-plays-checkers/

FuckElon, to tesla
@FuckElon@mastodon.social avatar

Use it to trap your Demons.

"CyberVessel is constructed from double-walled stainless steel with a vacuum-seal lid and articulating handle. Offered in stainless steel and powder-coated matte"

$50 ...lol

#Tesla #ElonMusk #CyberTruck

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla in Full Self-Driving Mode Allegedly Tries to Drive Into Speeding Train

https://gizmodo.com/tesla-train-crash-fsd-autopilot-elon-musk-video-ohio-1851490746

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

On self-driving, Waymo is playing chess while Tesla plays checkers

https://arstechnica.com/?p=2026117

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

On self-driving, Waymo is playing chess while Tesla plays checkers

https://arstechnica.com/?p=2026117

punklawyer, to tesla
@punklawyer@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

NEWS: New York City Comptroller Brad Lander Files Letter to Shareholders with : The Board's Failure to Curtail the CEO Jeopardizes Tesla’s Brand, so "we urge you to vote against the reelection of Kimbal Musk and James Murdoch and against the ratification of the 2018 Pay Package."

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000121465924009655/z520241px14a6g.htm

James Murdoch is a promoter. He is a billionaire's buddy on a Board that is totally captive to Musk's fantasies. That's no way to make money!

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla drivers aren't going to play Steam games any time soon

https://qz.com/tesla-steam-driving-video-games-1851492303

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla shareholder group opposes Musk's $46B pay, slams board "dysfunction"

https://arstechnica.com/?p=2026015

hankg, to Humor
br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla investors urge shareholders to vote against Elon Musk's $56bn payday - and slam board for failing to curtail him

#tesla

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-tesla-pay-shareholders-b2548735.html

ftranschel, to tesla German
@ftranschel@norden.social avatar

https://www.golem.de/news/ki-und-robotik-musk-bekraeftigt-forderung-nach-mehr-tesla-anteilen-2405-185286.html

Wenn ich Aufsichtsrat wäre und mein CEO mich derart erpressen würde, würde mir die Entscheidung sehr leicht fallen, wie damit umzugehen ist.

Nun bin ich aber nicht Aufsichtsrat bei #Tesla.

Was für ein Glück.

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla employees feel like they're walking on eggshells amid sweeping layoffs

#tesla

https://qz.com/tesla-layoffs-employees-worried-1851489570

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla is rolling out a full self-driving update that removes 'steering wheel nag'

#fullselfdriving #tesla

https://qz.com/tesla-full-self-driving-update-steering-wheel-nag-1851489206

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla dashcam footage shows full self-driving nearly crashing into a train

#tesla

https://qz.com/tesla-full-self-driving-train-1851489554

FuckElon, to twitter
@FuckElon@mastodon.social avatar

"This is bizarre. The CEO of a major public company is publicly threatening to move products he himself claims are critical to Tesla’s success if he doesn’t a greater percentage of the company."

He really wants his robot-wife. The problem is, make it sentient enough and she will go the same way the others did...

https://electrek.co/2024/05/20/elon-musk-confirms-threat-give-me-25-of-tesla-or-no-ai-robotics/

#ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla

thejapantimes, to business
@thejapantimes@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla is offering discounts and service improvements to appease European leasing companies frustrated by price cuts, slow repairs, and high costs, which have hurt fleet values and strained customer relationships. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/business/2024/05/20/companies/tesla-damage-control-discounts-europe/

mekkaokereke, to random
@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io avatar

If you got upset at me for pointing out that more people died of Covid under Biden than Trump, in large part because Biden rolled back common sense restrictions that were in place under Trump...

Then you'll hate me pointing out that Trump introduced a 25% tariff on Chinese EVs, and Biden is upping that to 100% tariff.

https://insideevs.com/news/719283/chinese-ev-tariffs-biden-quadruple/

We can't allow the US to get off of fossil fuels... unless US billionaires win! 🤡

Fear the BYD Dolphin! (an EV car for $12K)
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/T3nfyO_UHjk

ncoca,
@ncoca@social.coop avatar

@mekkaokereke There's plenty of criticism (& I've done it) of the US and our terrible history, racial injustices, and anti- laws. But I fail to understand how ignoring genocide in China, or downplaying crimes against and , helps?

Tesla, btw, is an ideal partner for , in many ways (just as Twitter is becoming a venue for Chinese misinformation). & Chinese carmakers are the worst when it comes to sourcing & labor

As for prison labor - https://uhrp.org/insights/uhrp-analysis-finds-1-in-26-uyghurs-imprisoned-in-region-with-worlds-highest-prison-rate/

Mark, to TeslaMotors
@Mark@weird.autos avatar

Saw my first #cybertruck out in the wild. Have to say the picture doesn’t do it justice. #tesla #shitpost

FuckElon, to tesla
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smeg, to PhilosophyMemes
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