tayledras, to tesla
@tayledras@mastodon.social avatar

I feel so refined now.

I do believe my Tesla WankPanzer may now socialize with the hoi polloi.

tk, to TeslaMotors
@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com avatar

The would be more than just the butt of a joke if they'd made the exterior out of "normal" steel and painted it to look like stainless. :blobfoxgoogly:

chartier, to tesla
@chartier@toot.cafe avatar

Never mind the dumpster fire of a human being that is #ElonMusk, why on earth do people still buy anything from #Tesla?

We have years of evidence that the company is an absolute joke. Incompetence wrapped in hubris, thoroughly marinated with not just a lack of care, but unchecked disdain for its customers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKh49Fl1RVM

rivoluzioneurbanamobilita, to tesla Italian
@rivoluzioneurbanamobilita@mastodon.uno avatar

Una in full-self driving mode non ha visto un treno e i segnali che di avviso del passaggio a livello

La guida autonoma non ci salverà. La persona alla guida, secondo quanto riportato dall'articolo, era vigile, ma era convinta che il sistema di assistenza di tesla "non potesse non accorgersi" del treno, e ha sterzato all'ultimo, salvandosi.

Il video è impressionante. La supervisione umana di sistemi quasi automatici non funziona.

@news

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

NEW RULE:

anyone who engages Full Self Drive must pay $8,000 for this mandatory loudspeaker attachment and warning light.

The loudspeaker features the Peter Griffen Laugh at 100 continuous decibels whenever self-drive is engaged.

Cheese finish extra. The cheese finish will mold, but it will not rust. Might be bulletproof. Probably is. 🧀

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla wanted to make 20 million cars a year by 2030. Never mind

https://qz.com/tesla-elon-musk-production-goal-evs-electric-cars-1851499680

SteveThompson, to TeslaMotors
@SteveThompson@mastodon.social avatar

"Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck"

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

GottaLaff, to tesla
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

A #Tesla owner says his car’s ‘self-driving’ technology failed to detect a moving train ahead of a crash caught on camera

A video viewed millions of times on social media shows a Tesla almost crashing into a train. Documents from Tesla show the car was in Full Self-Driving mode at the time.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

new game:

someone I know who owns a Tesla said that the self-drive mode tends to hug the curb. he tried it out with his hands on the wheel.. 🤦‍♂️

apparently you can tell who's been using it by looking for damage on the front wheel rim 👀

these things should not be on the streets

jeffowski, to tesla
@jeffowski@mastodon.world avatar
dbc3, to tesla
@dbc3@mastodon.world avatar

I have a feeling that if this continues that ugly piece of shit could get even uglier. Or, if nobody has the vigilante spirit, perhaps with proper information the local constabulary could decorate it with a daily note under the wiper. 3d one comes with a trip to the pound to spring it for a couple of Benjamins

https://brokeassstuart.com/2024/05/08/san-francisco-cybertruck-crosswalk-parking/

woz, to FreeSpeech German
@woz@troet.cafe avatar

Von wegen : von geht rechtlich gegen die WOZ vor – mit einer absurden Begründung.

Von @Hacki_Love

https://www.woz.ch/taeglich/2024/05/23/tesla-verlangt-woz-zensur?mtm_campaign=mstdn

DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social avatar

I just saw my first live-and-in-person CyberTruck, and it did not disappoint.

It was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever witnessed.

glecharles, to TeslaMotors
@glecharles@zirk.us avatar

"So Tesla hasn’t found a different, better way to bring driverless technology to market. Waymo is just so far ahead that it’s dealing with challenges Tesla hasn’t even started thinking about. Waymo is playing chess while Tesla is still playing checkers." @timlee

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/05/on-self-driving-waymo-is-playing-chess-while-tesla-plays-checkers/

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla in Full Self-Driving Mode Allegedly Tries to Drive Into Speeding Train

https://gizmodo.com/tesla-train-crash-fsd-autopilot-elon-musk-video-ohio-1851490746

punklawyer, to tesla
@punklawyer@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

NEWS: New York City Comptroller Brad Lander Files Letter to Shareholders with : The Board's Failure to Curtail the CEO Jeopardizes Tesla’s Brand, so "we urge you to vote against the reelection of Kimbal Musk and James Murdoch and against the ratification of the 2018 Pay Package."

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000121465924009655/z520241px14a6g.htm

James Murdoch is a promoter. He is a billionaire's buddy on a Board that is totally captive to Musk's fantasies. That's no way to make money!

paninid, to tesla
@paninid@mastodon.world avatar

The Total Stock Market Index Fund Investor Shares ($VTSMX) holds about 83.91 million shares of , representing 2.64% of shares.

The Vanguard Institutional Total Stock Market Index Fund ($VITNX) holds roughly 83.28 million shares of Tesla, making up 2.62% of all shares.

The Vanguard 500 Index Fund Investor Shares ($VFINX) fund holds about 64.52 million Tesla shares, accounting for 2.03% of the company's shares.

What’s in your wallet, er ?

hankg, to Humor
FuckElon, to twitter
@FuckElon@mastodon.social avatar

"This is bizarre. The CEO of a major public company is publicly threatening to move products he himself claims are critical to Tesla’s success if he doesn’t a greater percentage of the company."

He really wants his robot-wife. The problem is, make it sentient enough and she will go the same way the others did...

https://electrek.co/2024/05/20/elon-musk-confirms-threat-give-me-25-of-tesla-or-no-ai-robotics/

Mark, to TeslaMotors
@Mark@weird.autos avatar

Saw my first out in the wild. Have to say the picture doesn’t do it justice.

FuckElon, to tesla
@FuckElon@mastodon.social avatar
smeg, to PhilosophyMemes
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vij, to tesla
@vij@sfba.social avatar

board chair is so absentee, she doesn’t even live in this hemisphere, but in Australia. She’s made way more $ off Elmo’s stock fraud for what’s usually an honorary side gig, than from her accounting and CFO day jobs.

__Knut_, to tesla German
@__Knut_@mastodon.online avatar

Da soll mal einer behaupten bei werden keine Sonderwünsche erfüllt.

Ich hatte telefonisch angefragt ob man nicht eine Schleife ums Auto machen könnte. Hoffnung hatte ich da eigentlich keine, um so schöner die Überraschung. Besonders für meine Tochter!

Daneben gabs noch Tasse, Malbuch, Stifte,Kuli, Notizbuch,Trinkflasche jeweils für uns beide dazu.

Top kann man nur sagen. Besser machen das andere Premiummarken auch nicht, oder?

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