@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw
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JoscelynTransient

@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw

Most of the alphabet soup: Queer Bi Lesbian and Non-binary Trans Woman.

Disclaimer: I am a bimbo, so assume that any claims I share are likely more nuanced and careful than my ditsy ass can put into words at any moment. Apologies in advance. 😅

#ProfessionalTranssexual
#BimboAcademia
#ADHDisaster

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Patreon: https://patreon.com/JoscelynTranspiring

Gender Euphoria Basics:
Gender Euphoria Basics for Trans Fems (https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110226818047150799)

Transpiring Considerations: https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/109886947900877778

Trans Music Monday:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110911825722130749

Sapphic Music Sundays:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/111359295995560251

Profile picture: Photo of me dressed as Dr. Harleen Quinzel lowering her glasses and looking inquisitively at camera

Banner image: A comic panel of Harley Quinn saying "mmm...waffles" and daydreaming about a half-pug, half-waffle

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JoeUchill, to random
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Can I use gasoline to cook spaghetti faster?

JoscelynTransient,
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@JoeUchill okay, to be fair, if you saute garlic in gasoline, it will be....um....fragrant. 😬

jasmine, to random
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I really appreciate everyone who sticks around even when I turn into this infinite well of toots of darkness

JoscelynTransient,
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@jasmine um...you've seen my posts, right? I can get down in that well right there with, sister 💜

brooke, to random
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they made a second season of "milf manor", the reality show where a bunch of hot middle-aged women compete for the affections of younger hot men

sadly they did not title it

"2 milf 2 manor"

JoscelynTransient,
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@brooke i swear that was a joke name for a reality tv show as a parody of how ridiculous reality shows were in a comedy...like...was it 30 rock? Is Tina Fey to blame? 😄

WrenArcher, to buddhism
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Over the past few weeks I’ve come across little reminders of the 15yrs-ish long Buddhist practice and spiritual walk I once had.

It’s been kind of….

sigh
It's brought back some fond memories.

Along with those little reminders, the recent, violent storm we experienced here in the Houston area was a big reminder. And then today, I had an appointment with my liver doctor. They have all reminded me of some of the teachings in which I tried to live my life.

And while I somewhat remember most of those I studied …
impermanence,
compassion for others and one's self,
connectedness and oneness, etc. I haven’t kept them at the forefront of my mind for nearly ten years?... twelve? I mean, I aspire to be a good person but I miss the mark daily. I am trying though. (see my pinned post)

Not sure why I’m posting this.
Maybe I needed the reminder. Maybe it's a nudge to begin a mindful, intentional practice again.

Maybe I need some coffee.
Maybe i need to start going to the gym again.
All of the above?

JoscelynTransient,
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@WrenArcher I sometimes think about putting more time and energy back into Zen as I used to practice semi-regularly too. It's something I put aside for a lot of reasons, but I keep wondering if it would do me some good to reconnect with that since it's one of the few religious spaces I felt more at home in.

If nothing else, the lessons of impermanence and compassion are good to place back at the front of our minds. Thanks for the nudge 💜​

JoscelynTransient, to random
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Oh, I forgot, the other day was my HRT Anniversary! 4 years on estrogens! Roughly 5 years of transing about in the world and becoming me!

I'm pretty sure that means I'm in my early 20s in trans years and it tracks given that I am NOT ready to have kids of my own and would rather recklessly spend the night out dancing at a lesbian bar than get sleep...but I have the body of someone approaching 40 and it does not tolerate since indiscretion 🤣​

rooster, to random
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When @caroline photobombs your selfie with @erl

JoscelynTransient,
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@rooster @caroline @erl so many cuties in one place!!! 🤩🤩🤩

futurebird, to random
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There is an ant colony that lives in the cracks of the asphalt in 2nd ave. In the center of the street. I don’t know if I should call them absolute legends or idiots. They use the cracks as highways like sidewalks ants. It’s a big colony although I can never get a good look at them without getting hocked at.

Perhaps I am the legendary idiot in this story.

JoscelynTransient,
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@futurebird RIP ant nerd died doing what she loves...looking at ants...in the middle of the street... 😅

NicolaElle, to trans
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And, in the latest installment of on trains…

JoscelynTransient,
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@NicolaElle trans on trains! 🤩

RickiTarr, to random
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Sometimes the way people phrase things is so telling. For instance, telling women they should be "taking care of" their husband and children. Another adult doesn't need taken care of like a child, what you want is for women to be a Sex Mom.

JoscelynTransient,
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@RickiTarr not to be confused with a sex Mommy or sex Daddy - very different things! 😅

I do believe in a horseshoe theory of queerness - if you go straight enough you wind up in very kinky, queer territory! You have to submit to and take care of him? You need to be obedient and bend your will and do as your told? ....just um, get a dom, it's fine. Don't make it weird by bringing your family into it 😒

Impossible_PhD, to random
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I'll be taking next week off on SGW. Several reasons why, but generally busy. I'll be out of town for part of the weekend and....

I bought a new car on Monday. My very first new car. For those who haven't, buying a new car is a Whole Fucking Process.

So yeah. Taking the breather.

JoscelynTransient,
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@Impossible_PhD When I got our hybrid, that was one of the biggest things that was really nice but a process to get used to. I realized quickly how much I relied upon vibration and noise to tell me how quickly I was accelerating...and accidentally ended up speeding way too easily 😅​

CharlotteEowyn, to random
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Fuck them, still a girl, kinda sassy, maybe a bit cute.

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JoscelynTransient,
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@CharlotteEowyn Certified cutie 💯​

JoscelynTransient, to random
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Abigail! You didn't just pop out of a ladies room and scream "LET'S TALK ABOUT FEMBOYS!" 🤣​🤣​🤣​💀​💀​💀​

JoscelynTransient,
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And Abigail's quotes are being read by what is basically a list of my youtube subscriptions 😅😅😅

Like, if you can name each person by their voice alone (well, except maybe Mattie, her voice sounded like they're getting over a cold), then you are almost certainly trans :BlobhajTransPrideHeart:

JoscelynTransient,
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I should note, this confirms my previous claim: cis people can't youtube. Cis people are now banned from youtube and the video essay format. They are only allowed to podcast from now on.

So sayeth the Joscelyn

JoscelynTransient, to random
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What people don't understand about a white trash bitch is that we take care of our own - we can be incredibly tender and compassionate to our community because we know no one else will take care of them or see the good in them that we do. But we will also throw down in a fucking instant for our people because that's how we survive.

This is my ethos and written into my very nervous system by survival and trauma.

JoscelynTransient,
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is who I fucking am in my guts and nerves.

JoscelynTransient,
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I should note: this does mean I will also call in my own and raise up our orphan elephants when it's needed. Feral children in the neighborhood is the norm where I grew up, and you learn how to take in those folks and help them grow. It can be blunt at times, but I will raise you up when you hurt our own.

JoscelynTransient,
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Okay....done with my rants for now. You have all been warned 😅​

...I have t4t on my collarbone...what would be a good tattoo to capture this part of my ethos? What is symbolic of white trash bitch? Maybe a nickelback lyric? 🤣​

JoscelynTransient,
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@gallowswitch ooo, yes, but what kind of tramp stamp is the question? What's the most white trash bitch declaration of a tramp stamp I can get? 🤔​

JoscelynTransient,
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@EmilyGB2023 ooo barbed-wire estrogen is brilliant!

I actually do tend to get rockabilly and pinup styles with variation (see: cherries that are also skulls and my Ranma pinup girl on my thigh). So this is a great idea!

JoscelynTransient,
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Okay, now I'm realizing I have a whole ass White Trash Bitch manifesto in me that I need to write down one of these days....When I am done grading these papers, you all are going to have a lot of ready to do!

rooster, to random
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ok where do I go in windows to install the linux app that makes windows good again

JoscelynTransient,
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@rooster i love how frequently fedi girls will clearly be inviting the worst reply guys in to be utterly destroyed 🤣

jessica, to random
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What have I done?

JoscelynTransient,
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@jessica I think you found your style! 😄​

salad_bar_breath, to random
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"Rayne is such a transphobe"

Meanwhile, here are things I have never done:

  1. I have never sent my friends after another trans person with a "problematic" take on the internet.

  2. Shut down trans people talking about things that are important to them so I could be horny at them.

  3. Called a transfemme a biological male

  4. Called a trans person a brick or told them they weren't beautiful

  5. Talk about how much I miss transphobic ass Twitter.

  6. Make trans people feel any less for not meeting patriarchal, white supremacist ass beauty norms.

JoscelynTransient,
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@salad_bar_breath who the fuck is calling you a transphobe?! Okay, I'm in a fight now with whoever it is.

Leave Rayne the fuck alone you absolute creeps. If you have a problem with her, you're answering to me too - seriously, you better report yourself to me and we are going to have some fucking words. This is not a joke.

DivineKestrel, to random
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The Oregon Employement Department not only denied my medical leave claim because of a paperwork error they made, now they denied my unemployment benefits because of an issue they won't even show me. I fucking hate them so much right now.

JoscelynTransient,
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@DivineKestrel the fuck? I hate how so many of these systems are set up to make a hard time so much worse.

When I was fired back in 2022, my former employer wasn't clear when asked if they fired me and that led to my initial claim being denied. It sucked so much

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