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alanferrier

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I live in Glasgow and my hobbies include arranging my CDs in alphabetical order, discovering new and exotic whiskies, sheep-spotting and flying my kite.

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Britain in British history books vs. Britain in everyone else's history books.

Daniel Radcliffe as some mad bastard

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Do you remember last October, al-Ahli Hospital in Gaza City was bombed and Israel said it was a misdirected Hamas rocket because they'd never bomb a hospital, and the Western media lapped it up?

Since then 35 other hospitals in Gaza have been destroyed.

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The Rector of the University of Glasgow, a Palestinian witness to war crimes, is now banned from entering both Germany and France and, it would seem, the whole of Europe.

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It's perversely entertaining to watch Britain belatedly discover what it's like to be ruled by Britain.

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I see we’ve reached the “rich people should be able to buy your organs” point of late-stage capitalism.

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Who could blame it?

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Portugal decriminalised drugs in 2001 and subsequently treated drug abuse as a public health issue. Between 1999 and 2016 deaths from overdose fell by 92%.

If Westminster refuses to even consider this approach then future deaths are on their hands.

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Nicely done, London Waterstones.

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On Thatcher's proposed state funeral - a view held fairly commonly in Scotland, but best expressed by Frankie Boyle: "For three million pounds you could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person."

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This letter is 10 years old. It was true then and remains true today. Regarding the recent murder of aid workers, I'd say we're at about stage 5.

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The laughable assertion from the Tories that "Britain is the Second Most Powerful Country in the World," (backed up by an article in the Daily Express, FFS) reminds me of this from Professor Nicholas Boyle, University of Cambridge. https://archive.is/6NC4N

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An extraordinarily powerful protest as thousands line the seafront at San Sebastian in the Basque Country of Spain to denounce the ongoing massacre of Palestinian civilians by the Israeli state.

The sirens you can hear in the background are those of Guernica.

video/mp4

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This is from Bill Bryson, but would almost function as a draft constitution for an independent Scotland.

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Extraordinary how many mainstream journalists are claiming it’s only now, because of the , that they realise how much of an utter shitshow the Johnson government was, rather than reporting on it honestly at the time.

The UK media failed us, and continues to fail us.

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Well, I suppose it's marginally less fuckwitted than Trump's "inject yourself with bleach", but being less fuckwitted than Trump is a tremendously low bar.

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I'm so very, very tired of being governed by a bunch of psychopaths who all went to the same school.

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They could save paper by just issuing a joint manifesto.

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Fixed that for you, New Statesman.

Fun fact: England is the only country in the world to have fully privatised its water and sewerage systems.

Via the Financial Times: "Scotland—which has its own state-owned water company—massively outperformed its neighbours with water standards similar to much of Scandinavia."

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"If they don’t like it they can fuck off back to France."

Not Britain First. Not the National Front. Not the BNP. Not the British Union of Fascists.

The Deputy Chairman of the Conservative and Unionist Party.

Hard to tell the difference these days, ain't it?

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4-year-old: What happens when you die?
Me: Well, some folk think you go to heaven and...
4-y-o: No, I mean what happens when you die? Do I get all your stuff?

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“Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying.”
—Iain M. Banks, Against a Dark Background

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The wonderful Kurt Vonnegut died in 2007. He's up in heaven now.

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Douglas Adams, "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish", 1984.

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