mcnees,
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Mathematician Karl Weierstrass was born , Halloween, in 1815.

The fools at The Academy all said he was mad, but in 1872 he announced that he had succeeded in creating a monster.

Image: Smithsonian Institution Libraries

mcnees,
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Henri Poincare was the first to understand the terrible thing Weierstrass had done. He called it "an outrage against common sense.”

Somehow, Weierstrass had stitched together a pathological function made out of pointed teeth and sharp corners, and brought it to life.

"Weierstrass's Monster," as Poincare called it, is a function that is [lightning flashes outside the window] everywhere continuous but nowhere differentiable [huge crash of thunder].

mcnees,
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mcnees,
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No matter how far you zoom in it's all sharp corners. Any finite stretch along the x-axis becomes a terrible mouth lined with infinite teeth, every pointed sliver opens up into a thousand little razors.

Mathematicians were aghast.

video/mp4

memory,
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@mcnees (holy god I am not a mathematician, this question may in fact be infinitely, recursively stupid) was this the first fractal?

mcnees,
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@memory This is definitely an example of a fractal curve. Peano and Hilbert gave their fractal curves about 20 years later, and Koch was 20th century. So it may be first with what we’d call a formal mathematical definition, though there’s probably a much older history of self-avoiding curves in art.

TruthSandwich,

@mcnees

Fractal horror!

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Using accepted notions of infinite sums, limits, derivatives, and continuity, Weierstrass had assembled something unholy.

Hermite said of Weierstrass's construction: "I turn with terror and horror from this lamentable scourge of functions with no derivatives."

Though mathematicians recoiled, they had to admit Weierstrass's conclusions were sound.

Their intuition, which assumed a connection between continuity and some degree of smoothness, was now forced to accept the existence of MONSTERS.

patrickhadfield,
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@mcnees they'd have loved fractals, then!

hosford42,
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@patrickhadfield @mcnees Isn't it one? Looks self-similar at different scales to me!

mcnees,
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@hosford42 It is definitely a fractal curve. It was described about 20 years before Peano’s and Hilbert’s famous fractal curves.

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Weierstrass was very pleased with himself. The fools at The Academy had dismissed his ideas as the ravings of a madman. But after the 1872 presentation many mathematicians discovered that they, too, could bring monsters to life.

His colleagues began to publish similarly vile constructions.

video/mp4

mcnees,
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In fact, Banach later proved that differentiable functions are a "meager set" of all continuous functions.

Differentiability is a fairy tale we tell our students to protect them from the horrible fact that most continuous functions are monsters.

Mathematically speaking, monsters are everywhere.

hosford42,
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@mcnees What about continuous functions with Hausdorff dimensionality of 1? Are they always at least piecewise-differentiable? I'm curious what the minimal constraints are to ensure differentiability.

violanders,
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@mcnees

  • My professor always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are, aren't there?
  • Yes, there are.
  • Why do they tell students that?
  • Most of the time it's true.
jimfl,
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@violanders @mcnees Newt-onian

quidcumque,
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@mcnees if those are monsters, what about nowhere continuous functions like the Dirichlet function? 🙃

(I just love these nasty functions that aren't how you'd think a function works...)

RobJLow,
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@mcnees But like the other monsters, you (almost) never actually see one in action. (I've a vague notion that you can do analysis in a way where all definable functions are differentiable, but I also suspect that quite a lot of baby goes out with the bathwater if you do that.)

jcastroarnaud,
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@mcnees And there are the Eldritch Abominations: almost-everywhere discontinuous functions.

Some are subtle: their value at any x is just an epsilon away from their limit, an optical illusion that never goes away.

Some are blatant, like r(x) = (x in Q) ? 1 : 0. Seeing its graph, you start doubting that's a function at all.

And most are truly nonsensical; I cannot even think of them without feeling something slowly chipping away my sanity!

mcnees,
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“ ... but now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart.”
– Victor Frankenstein

🎃Happy Halloween!🎃

andiias,
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@mcnees

Not a mathematician but I loved reading this!

vicgrinberg,
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@mcnees loved this one, thank you! (And I did not know! Somebody may have told me during my math lectures but it obviously did not stick then - it will now because MONSTERS 😅)

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@vicgrinberg @mcnees We had some simpler examples in basic analysis courses, but - as I remember it 40 years later - it was the measure theory course that went to town, devoting its final lecture (of 16 or 24) to examples of things like uncountable but measure zero and unmeasurable (if axiom of choice). You'll need these in the exam (not said, but obvious).

kvndy,

@mcnees I’ve long wanted analysis from a mathematician’s standpoint of an equation I discovered nearly 25 years ago through an artistic process, creative coding. It bears a striking resemblance to the Weierstrass, which I just learned today from your post:
https://www.desmos.com/calculator/orxkgmveq3

Animated:
https://codepen.io/kvndy/pen/JdQLKE

High iteration count:
https://codepen.io/kvndy/pen/VpmYwe

context, (edited )
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@mcnees
Thank you for the nice t(h)rea(d|t)!

Our “chief mathematician” has this on a poster, generated with Mathematica and ConTeXt MkII (in 2006). 2 < a < 3, 0 < x < 1
Discussion how to do it in MetaPost is ongoing 😉

mcnees,
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☝️The most terrifying Halloween story I know.

Chawarma,
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@mcnees it's perfect. Thank you for your posts !

mcnees,
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@Chawarma Thanks!

VieilOgre,
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@mcnees Spooky!

Cazzandro,

@mcnees However maybe it still can be differentiated in a more general sense?

https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2009/10/25/how-to-differentiate-a-non-differentiable-function/

symmetrizer,
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@mcnees my favourite function! Thanks fora nice writeup. You made me really, really miss doing maths.

tess,
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@mcnees I now understand the provenance of the first line of this song*:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tsutU92rrE

  • Errata: Coulton has admitted that the formula included is for a Julia set not the Mandelbrot set; also Benoit Mandelbrot is now actually dead.
quidcumque,
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@mcnees thank you for reminding me of this beautiful monster! It's such a nice example, and really helps understand the difference between being merely continuous and differentiable.

stevecantsmell,
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@mcnees ugh. and here I thought I wouldn't be sleepless tonight

jsbarretto,
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@mcnees I spent a while looking at this and then I realised: this is just octave summation used for procedural noise in games. He's just describing a coastline, or a mountain range. Everywhere continuous but nowhere differentiable (due to its fractal nature).

mhoemmen,
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@mcnees an excellent Halloween post; thank you!

mcnees,
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@mhoemmen thanks!

stefan_grvl,
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@mcnees
This sounds like something @cstross would hide under the bed from.

RobertJackson58585858,
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@mcnees

Superb thread, thank you!

Only in later life am I getting a grasp of why my first year first term course in real analysis was so pernickety.

log,
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@mcnees This is why funding for arts and funding for science should have equally low requirements for practical applications. Scaring children into studying their differentiable trigonometry functions and identities always has societal value.

sab,
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@mcnees
"Pathological monsters!"
cried the terrified mathematician ♪

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tsutU92rrE

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@mcnees

I'm no mathematician but this was beautiful nonetheless. Thank you!

seanfobbe,
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@mcnees Now this is a glorious thread. Kudos!

mcnees,
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@seanfobbe Thanks!

thijsvanulden,
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@mcnees iets voor @ionica wellicht

DrHyde,
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@mcnees alas, there is no wax cylinder recording of him going "Bwahahahahaha". This makes me sad.

dabacon,
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@mcnees Happy Halloween! Nothing more scary than real analysis.

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