🎲 a random fact generator

Surfin', cruisin', snarfin'. I like food.

Behold the man who is a bean.

• Anticapitalist
• Antitheist
• Militant Far Left
• Old Man
• Yelling At Clouds

https://bsky.app/profile/digitalprophet.bsky.social

A man of leisure living in the present, waiting for the future.

Un Dorian Gray sin pasado, ni patria ni bandera.

I'm just a guy in the #pnw who likes going on adventures, and playing games with friends.

Three things I love: the Oxford Comma, irony, and missed opportunities.

#hiking #camping #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #pf2e #dnd #travel #knitting / #knitter #baking #games #pdx #privacy

If you like international and eclectic news, come and join me at @worldwithoutus (Link for Lemmy = worldwithoutus).

I've also started helping out at @worldnews, (Link for Lemmy = worldnews), @movies, (Lemmy = movies), and am a ghost at @13thfloor (Lemmy = 13th Floor).

@ooops2278:matrix.org

Trying to centralize my fediverse use with kbin but still with (rarely used) accounts on:

Lemmy: @Ooops &
Mastodon: @Ooops

I am a male .I like posting porn. I really like saggy tits and boobs. Im still a virgin. I will keep updating daily.

Was the rug always twirling? Cause it makes me feel like hurling!

Half sentient blob
doom scrolling but decentralized

Been away a while. What's new? What's up? What's going on?

zu testzwecken > this is my favorite alt acc on the fedi

DM me cute anime girls.

… paring down time on social media … ?? Fully migrated to mastodon now that the bird self destructed. Though if you want to view my old posts, same username.

#BabySquirrel

Fast left

Meemo. Mama. Crone.

Going with The Bear

#Antifascist
#HarmReduction #MedMastodon
#Elections
#Michigan
#GoGreen 💚
#TheBigLake 🌊

"I thought I was OUT, but they pulled me back IN"
Since 4/2020 #Remission #LongCovid
#PostSARScoV2 #Covid19

Internet protocols geek at wolfSSL. I lead the curl project. I don't know anything.

#NOBRIDGE
I'm voting for Biden. There IS no other choice right now.
Warning: I often refrain from speaking like a lady.
Ram Dass "We're all just walking each other home."
Potter, painter, writer, musician #musician #potter #painter #writer
Mom's knickname for me while I was growing up was "Hey, you" and/or "ummmm". I've trained my cat to answer to both, so now I feel much better about my mother.

Now with 25% more badgering! Peak suburban dad. Progress is made by badgers—hence, my avatar (+ they're adorable AF), lover of snark, (He/Him/His/'That Idiot'). Big fan of silly absurdist humor in the vein of Jack Handey. If you do not accept trans people as fellow humans, it's best you move along; don't sully my profile.

Opinions expressed herein represent those of badgers everywhere—take note.

#BLM
#LGTBQIA
#ReproductiveRights
#TransRights

Watercolor sketching of San Francisco, notes from the Sunset.

Paintings | prints | commissions at http://gorney.studio

Instagram: @outeravenuesart
BlueSky: @gorneaux.bsky.social
Twitter: Twitter.com/gorneaux

Organizer of the Sunset Sketchers - facebook.com/groups.sunsetsketchers
Instagram.com/sunsetsketchers

Avatar: Closeup of me walking down a street in the Mission District, sucking on a Tootsie Pop. Or maybe it was a Chupa Chup.

VOA chief national correspondent/former White House bureau chief; Author, ‘Behind the White House Curtain.’ Adjunct asst. professor, Shenandoah Univ.; Adjunct lecturer in journalism, Univ. of Richmond; 2022-23 https://journa.host/@JURISTnews journalist-in-residence, Univ. of Pittsburgh School of Law; Kiplinger Fellow, Ohio Univ.; American Foreign Service Assoc. governing board; Nevada Broadcasters Assoc. Hall of Fame; W7VOA on ham radio.

:verifiedjourno: Intersectional Feminist. Former print (research)/television/comms. ≠Legal advice. Liberté, égalité, fraternité
(And that includes you.)

🇨🇦 🍉 🇺🇦 😷 📚

Fascinating true stories from science, history, and psychology since 2005.

Bite me, Musk.

Progressive political commentator (print, radio, podcasts) for years. I post a lot: breaking news + legit info you can use, prone to snark. My mini Australian Labradoodle, Hamilton, has trained me well.

Now where's my trough of wine? 🍷🇺🇸🇨🇦

#Progressive #USPolitics #VotingRights #legal #WomensRights #CivilRights #BLM #climate #Canada #journalists #politics #news #LGBTQ #DogsOfMastodon

Most of the alphabet soup: Queer Bi Lesbian and Non-binary Trans Woman.

Disclaimer: I am a bimbo, so assume that any claims I share are likely more nuanced and careful than my ditsy ass can put into words at any moment. Apologies in advance. 😅

#ProfessionalTranssexual
#BimboAcademia
#ADHDisaster

🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Patreon: https://patreon.com/JoscelynTranspiring

Gender Euphoria Basics:
Gender Euphoria Basics for Trans Fems (https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110226818047150799)

Transpiring Considerations: https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/109886947900877778

Trans Music Monday:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110911825722130749

Sapphic Music Sundays:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/111359295995560251

Profile picture: Photo of me dressed as Dr. Harleen Quinzel lowering her glasses and looking inquisitively at camera

Banner image: A comic panel of Harley Quinn saying "mmm...waffles" and daydreaming about a half-pug, half-waffle

Hey, I joined the party! I like #books #art #science #politics learning about anything and everything. Header is my mom's artwork.

demoware given life and also anxiety [camp edition]

Our love is rice and beans and horse's lard.

Milky Way -> Solar System -> Earth -> Europe

Avatar: Wellington Arch, London
Header: Kuwait CIty

​:warning_female_x_female:​​:warning_male_x_female:​​:warning_male_x_male:​​:yume:​ぜんぶ好き ​:eti:​な​:onnna:​をおもに描きます
一次創作「なかよし女冒険者シリーズ」「ふみちゃんと悪魔姉妹」​:role_nsfw:​ほか
二次創作 ​:ak_a:​​:ak_ku:​​:ak_na:​​:ak_i:​のウユクル​:parrot:​​:bunhd_happyhop:​が​:gekiatu:​

Founder of MajorsHouse

LANFest Board member

https://lanfest.com/blog/team_members/marcus-summers/

Community Manager of Twitch Raleigh

#AutismDad

marcus@majorshouse.com

Founder of MajorToot (toot.majorshouse.com)

Admin of BlackMastodon@chirp.social

he/him

Thoughts expressed here are my own!

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#fedi22

#Tech #Gaming #Streaming #Twitch #YouTube

Human Rights should never be rescinded and every human being should have bodily autonomy. ❤️‍🔥🤍💙 #Democracy #Humor #Photography #Space #Weather #Coins #Cheese #Dogs #Cats #Nerd #Minecraft (Yep, you heard me)
The World is a Vampire
*Easily distracted by shiny objects✨ Avatar by https://mastodon.social/@dannotdaniel

He/him. Tyler IRL. If you've seen this handle elsewhere yeah that's probably me. Moderator at https://heads.social Mastodon instance, admin at https://Jerrybase.com

#PDX #oregon #PNW #software #dev #deadhead #gratefuldead #bluegrass #jazz #phish #psychedelic #artist #DigitalArt #painting #mandalas #nba #nature