Bwee

Bwee, 9 months ago to animals

Interrupting your timeline to show you this roumd chimkin.

May the chimkin bless you with her wisdom.

#chicken #farm #animals #silly #ROUND #bird #birb

Bwee, 3 months ago to random

I think my hand is cramping from typing out text hugs on my phone but I'm having so much fun!! All the fluffdragon hugs for everybody!! :D

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Bwee, 5 months ago to random

runs by, booping your nosie on the way past!

YOU HAVE BEEN BOOPED!

Pass on the boop to someone else to keep the chain going!

(You can boop me... if you can catch me! Bwee hee hee!!)

#Boop

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Bwee, 7 months ago to random

You are adored /and/ adorable.

So there. :p

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Bwee, 4 months ago to random

I'm madbro because the book I want to read isn't available as an ebook. >.< Arg and grr! xD

It's okay, Raptor Red. I'll try to buy you someday!! 😤

Bwee, 3 months ago to random

WHY???

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??

Tell us! Tell us! We've wondered for so long! Please, just...tell us WHY.

Bwee, 1 year ago to random

Boost if you are:

• A furry
• A mythical being
• A cryptid
• 25 small creatures in a trenchcoat
• Beautiful, unique and amazing
• So horny you can barely stand it

Nobody will ever know which one(s).

;3 💙

Bwee, 8 months ago to random

Boost if you agree with at least one of the following:

🦞 Your followers are adorable.
🦞 You're proud to be weird.
🦞 You're awesome, amazing, and worth loving.
🦞 You're queer as fuck or support queer as fuck creatures.
🦞 Orcas should be trained to and rewarded for capsizing billionaire yachts.
🦞 We should go to the moon again and bring back a buttload of moon rocks so everyone on earth can have a moon rock.
🦞 You like butts. 🍑
🦞 You have a desire to go live in the woods like either an animal or a wise old forest hermit.

No one will ever know which one/s. ;3

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Bwee, 8 months ago to random

Cheese grater implies the existence of a cheese lesser.

>.>

Bwee, 8 months ago to random

Let it be known that I am now in a polyamorous relationship with @WahFo and this delicious, amazing, sweet, perfect cup of coffee.

Wah is also delicious, amazing, sweet and perfect.

But holy damn this coffee is bringing me to coffee-gasm with every sip. :blobfoxcofe:​

Bwee, 7 months ago to random

Many of you already follow this creature, but I want to give him a shout-out because he does awesome work here.

@WahFo posts daily (or almost-daily) photos of animals with some cool facts about them. Many of the animals are lesser-known, many of them are well-loved favorites.

He gives proper credit to the photographers, sometimes going through rabbit holes of internet searches to find the correct name to credit.

He also writes detailed alt-text to describe the photos he picks. He cares deeply about accessibility and helping others learn about cool animals!!

Go give him a follow if you're not already!!

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Bwee, 7 months ago to random

Am good dragon! Fluffs up happily

💙🐉

You're a good critter too!

❤️🦊

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Uh oh.

There's a dragon on your timeline.

:dragn_flushed:​

And they... want pats?

:dragn_mlem:​

What will you do?

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Looking for fun insults to use that aren't ableist and are even safe to use around kids? Look no further!

😈 "walnut" [derogatory]
(Feel free to insert your favorite nut or food item! "Cashew", "Cheese curd" and "Lettuce-head" are also fun!)

😈 "You're the kind of trash a raccoon wouldn't touch"

😈 "Your species didn't do much evolving, did it?"

😈 "Are you cranky? Do you need your diaper changed?"

😈 "Don't worry, being as wrong as you are would upset me too!"

😈 "nincompoop" (which is an actual English word that means "a foolish person")

😈 "You're as graceful as a sea turtle on a tightrope"

😈 "May you have a very interesting day"

😈 "It's not every day I meet the stinky rear end of a donkey. I'm honored!"

😈 "Talking to you is a waste of brain cells"

Do you have more? Write your own and tag with #CleanInsults to join in!

Let's all remember that making fun of someone's physical looks or mental capabilities is ableist and unnecessary. There are always ways around it.

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Bwee, 7 months ago to random

✨💙 GOOD VIBES TIME! 💙✨

Hi friend, I hope you're having just the best time and that you feel wonderful about yourself!!

If you could do me a huge favor, I would be very grateful!

Please put something happy in the replies! It can be a fun story about something cool that happened to you, a cute meme, a pet photo, a silly joke, a list of things that make you happy, anything!

Let's fill these replies with good vibes and feel free to #boost too for more reach!!

Be sure to bookmark this post so you can get a dose of happy whenever you need it!!

✨💙💙💙✨

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

I just wanna post the gayest shit

🌈FUCK🌈

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

By boosting this, you agree that dragons are cute.

There are no take-backsies. If you boost, I'll remember forever! ;3

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Bwee, 8 months ago to random

Excuse me, Your Majesty, Gorgeous One, Perfection Incarnate, Creature of Amazingness?

You dropped this.

gently places your 👑 atop your beautiful head

The dragon bows low to you in a horse-like pose

Much luck and light, you royally awesome creature!! :D

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Bwee, 4 months ago to random

rolls around impatiently but also very happily

Aaaaa I'm so excited to share my story with you here and see what you think! But I have to wait until Wah reads it since he's the one I wrote it for. And he's WORKING. I have to wait for another WHOLE HOUR until his lunch break, then if I'm lucky he'll read it. Or he'll want to sleep. Oh no! I hope not!!

Hopefully I can share it soon! The kind creature who proofread it for me said it was great, so I'm hopeful my friends here will like it :3

Eeeee! Happy excited Bwee noises

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Bwee, 3 months ago to random

Horses don't care about how many bucks they earn, or if they drive a Mustang. They could earn a stallion dollars, and they would give their own asses about it. They have night-mares about too many responsibilities. Manely, all horses really want are stable relationships. They don't mind letting the trot-ten ones pass by and waiting for their true loves. After all, they have four horseshoes' worth of luck on their side! It be-hooves them to wait. ;3

🐎💜

#PunDayBwee

Bwee, 5 months ago to random

You are more loved than you could ever know.

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Bwee, 2 months ago to animals

If a cat allows you to pet the tummy,

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Kitty trusts you as much as they can possibly trust anyone. You are not just Kitty-Approved, you are Kitty-ADORED.

🐈🐈🐈

If a dog allows you to pet the tummy,

CONGRATULATIONS!!

They are a dog!

🐕🐕🐕

#CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #Cute #Silly

Bwee, 3 months ago to random

Creatures you should be following!!
(in no particular order)

If I'm recommending them you can be sure they're absolutely amazing, sweet, and make me feel fantastic with every interaction. Check them out and delight in their posts with me!!

@ThePoetSky
@SleepyCatten
@collectivelyrhea
@macthepherson
@owashe
@dgar
@melissabeartrix
@Infrapink
@MaJ1
@Tim_McTuffty
@Leviamicky
@ThatGeekZen
@Azakir
@baralheia
@volpeon
@Cal

Y'all rock!!
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#FollowFriday #Follow #Recommendations #AwesomeCreatures

Bwee, 7 months ago to random

Let's play Truth or Dare!!

Sorry, Truth is for suckers. You're getting DARE.

I dare you...

To think of something happy while hugging a plushie for one minute.

Or are you 🐔?

Baaaaawwwwk bawk bawk. ;3

(PS: My tone is silly; you don't have to do anything you don't want to!)

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Bwee, 6 months ago to random

Hello there!

I'm taking a small break from my hiatus to tell you that you are loved and amazing :3

Don't worry, I'm doing okay! I've just had, like, zero social energy lately. But I'm doing well and having fun with my time with @WahFo, who has been keeping me busy with our "cool animals" project. I hope you've been enjoying his daily posts as much as I have!!

Stay awesome and wonderful, sweet one. Thank you for being you.

Don't worry, I'll be back and harassing you in full before you know it!

Bye again for now!!

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