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DavidMHarlan

@DavidMHarlan@mstdn.social

Actor, writer, director, gamer. I am not a lawyer, but I played a doctor on TV. Yankee Doodle Dandy making smartass remarks FOR JUSTICE! Check your local listings for times.

My videogame console resume':

knockoff Pong
Atari 2600 (Sears branded)
Colecovision
NES
SNES
Playstation
(PC gaming era begins here)
Playstation 2
Wii
Playstation 3
Wii U
Quest 2

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GottaLaff, to random
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I'm not as confident, but I like seeing this:

Via Angry Staffer:

100% this.

Alexander S. Vindman:

#Trump looks very vulnerable. It’s just a single datapoint, but this spells disaster for him in a general election. Almost 50% of a hardcore Republican electorate is not interested in what he’s pedaling. Not sure why the media is missing this.

DavidMHarlan,
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@GottaLaff

Hey, remember when Rick Santorum won the Iowa caucus

GottaLaff, to legal
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I'm back at my computer. #EJeanCarroll #Trump #legal 🧵 starts here. 1/...

(Painters slowed me down. I'm catching up...patience)

Via InnerCityPress aka Press:

Habba: My client & I wish to pt out Ms Carroll can sit in front of jurors every day. But my client has to choose between attending his mother in law's funeral--
Judge Kaplan: I have ruled. Sit down
Habba: I don't like to be spoken to that why. Please refrain. I am asking for an adjournment for a funeral.
Judge Kaplan: Denied. Sit down

DavidMHarlan,
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@LyleDAL @GottaLaff

the enemy of my enemy

...Well, points for divorcing Kellyanne, too

DavidMHarlan,
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@GottaLaff

Christ Jesus, she's tiresome

DavidMHarlan,
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@William3rd @GottaLaff

Perhaps the situation works well with her pathological fear of getting paid

Migueldeicaza, to random
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Netanyahu never cared about the hostages.

Everybody knew. That Overton window just had to shift until it was palatable

DavidMHarlan,
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@Migueldeicaza except as an excuse for obliterating Palestine

LoganFive, to random
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When I used to do improv, one of my favorite things to do was reverse the stakes. Either making low stakes things high stakes.
"He doesn't have his Costco card and he's trying to get in! Detain him in the interrogation room!"

Or making high stakes things low stakes.
"Bob, you killed my entire family, and I think you owe me an apology."

The same is true for writing as well, or having fun with friends here. I do love arguing over minutia like all of our lives depend on it. It's a fun way to pass the time.

DavidMHarlan,
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@LoganFive

I was reading Nextdoor. I just was. This woman posts "Somebody stole both my trash cans! How disgusting! I had those trash cans for 2 years!"

Like, she'd grown pretty attached to those trash cans

cpoliticditto, to random

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    DavidMHarlan,
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    @cpoliticditto

    It's tarmac camping season!

    CactuarJoe, to mst3k
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    Rubber monsters take over Mastodon in a watch party known as !

    This week's movie is 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH (1957), a Harryhausen classic in which a spacecraft crash-lands in the Mediterranean sea bearing a space lizard! Can the terror be stopped!? Or are Earth's crickets DOOMED?

    We start at 9pm EST on Sunday! The movie's available on various streaming services, or you can download on archive.org here: https://archive.org/details/20-million-miles-to-earth

    See you there!

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @CactuarJoe

    You'll never believe how much fuss can be made over a hat from Texas

    lednabwm, to random

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @tommy @lednabwm

    https://www.desmoinesregister.com/picture-gallery/news/2017/05/25/photos-parents-of-sabrina-ray-in-court-for-bond-hearing/102147894/

    daltonross, to random

    Billy Dee Williams defends Lando selling out Han Solo in 'The Empire Strikes Back': 'Did anybody die? Nobody died!' https://ew.com/billy-dee-williams-defends-lando-selling-out-han-solo-in-star-wars-8430786

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @daltonross A massive tibanna gas mining installation with thousands of employees not to mention their families, versus one smuggler who you're certain cheats at Sabbac

    brooke, to random
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    butlerian jihad implies the existence of housekeeperian jihad (destruction of the roombas)

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @brooke IF YOU HAVEN'T: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJykw3H4PDw

    ...you really should. This guy fixed this movie.

    fxoxo, to movies
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    David Lynch’s Dune is returning to theaters in February for 40th anniversary. https://www.fxoxo.com/38258/

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @fxoxo

    You have to wonder which version. Likely the theatrical.

    If they were smart, they'd be showing everybody this marvelous fanedit:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJykw3H4PDw

    kcarr2015, to random
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    Hey guys, is this the one where Raymond Burr just sorta shows up and stares alot?

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @kcarr2015 Yes, as opposed to the one where he shows up and talks to doubles whose faces we never see

    GayDeceiver, to random
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    It’s a surprise now watching the original “Footloose” that John Lithgow was more of a dramatic actor before he did “Third Rock from the Sun.”

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @rlpastore @GayDeceiver

    Character is what-a you are inna the dark

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @GayDeceiver

    but but but

    DavidMHarlan, (edited ) to random
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    Saved from the freeze by my wife. Hatching soon!

    DavidMHarlan, (edited )
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    within minutes:

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Wv2uxQVaVa2tsxLV6

    DavidMHarlan, (edited )
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    the next day

    DavidMHarlan, to random
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    "Japan moon landing LIVE: Robotic SLIM spacecraft attempts to land on moon"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dvqMs8-0cE

    DavidMHarlan, to Cinema
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    .

    "RoboCop (1987) Is an Almost Perfectly Symmetrical Film"

    https://dejareviewer.com/2014/04/29/cinematic-chiasmus-robocop-is-almost-perfectly-symmetrical-film/

    DavidMHarlan, to conspiracy
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    "Days of Darkness: How one woman escaped the conspiracy theory trap that has ensnared millions"

    https://apnews.com/article/covid19-trump-conspiracy-theories-qanon-facebook-f79a3af0e04487890e3976fea6f03867

    Gwendolyn, to random
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    Anyone know what the rules/limits on posting videos are? I tried to post a 25MB ~480p video but it wouldn't process. I'm not sure if the video is just too big (understandable, this isn't a video sharing platform), or if it's how the video is formatted.

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @Phokal @Gwendolyn

    But also varies from time to time. I have run into walls posting pictures, even, at busy times.

    An annoyance I am more than willing to endure for the invulnerability to the whims of a board of directors or insane billionaire

    DavidMHarlan, to random
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    As usual, Maggie Haberman manages to find a sweetness and light way to say "he only gives a fuck about himself"

    https://www.mediaite.com/news/maggie-haberman-explains-why-trump-is-in-ny-at-fraud-trial-not-iowa-case-is-deeply-personal/

    XoGloomnrainbows, to random
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    With the Christmas Carol being an example of ghost existing as an indictment of capitalist greed, it's surprising how ppl still aren't using spirit communication / ancestral veneration, to undo past societal wrongs.

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @XoGloomnrainbows I would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling kids.

    DavidMHarlan, to StarCitizen
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    to Begin Offering Reverse Mortgages

    https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/star-citizen-to-begin-offering-reverse-mortgages/

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