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HauntedOwlbear, to random
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10 000€ in ready money, some cake (vg, gf), and a personal assistant for a day to make some phone calls would radically improve my life right now.

HauntedOwlbear,
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Maybe a hug, too.

And some heating for the house because my typing gloves aren't cutting it today regarding keeping warm.

(I don't have wood for the stove right now because it is fucking June.)

HauntedOwlbear,
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@eniko detaches hands, sends them over to you for use as cooling packs

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................

I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.

I hate the internet.

(It's 9!)

Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.

HauntedOwlbear,
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@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey "it came to me in a whiskey-soaked fever dream" is a valid journalistic source

eniko, to random
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So are there like a lot of big servers that have defederated from mastodon.social?

HauntedOwlbear,
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@eniko Eldritch (~10k users) silences them, which is a mixed blessing. They can see my posts, but unless I specifically follow an account on there, I can't see them, even if they @ me. It's annoying on normal traffic days when I just want to talk to people, but it's spared me some reply guys when a post gets boosted beyond my usual circles.

jon, to random
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Welcome to today's thread - South East Europe Day -01 27 May 2024 - Arrival of night ferry, Malmö C - Stockholm, onto night ferry

Crossing these borders:
Only sea borders

These borders on the borders map:
https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#6/57.534/15.535

Today's routes on the routes map:
https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#6/57.534/15.535

HauntedOwlbear,
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@jon which PPM counter are you using there? I need one and the choice is a tad overwhelming

neurothing, (edited ) to HashtagGames Italian
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ZEUS: "I know it's not enough, but sorry for being a petty, cheating jerk and for crippling Hephaestus"

HEPHAESTUS: "Sorry for taking revenge against my mum and for forcibly making Aphrodite marry me"

HERA: "Sorry for wanting to kill sons that aren't guilty for their parents' affairs"

HERMES: "Well, anyone else? We have a long way ahead for this"


HauntedOwlbear,
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@neurothing I very much enjoy Hermes as facilitator here.

Faintdreams, (edited ) to linux
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[Edit Thanks Everyone who answered.
Am now going to investigate Spechnote and Piper]

hello! I need a Linux Text to Speech program to help me proofread (proof hear?) some fiction writing.

I'm rockin Debian KDE with Plasma.

Thanks in Advance for recommendations.

HauntedOwlbear,
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@gnomelibre @Faintdreams seconding SpeechNote, it's great and makes it easy to deploy Piper voices

OutofPrintArchive, to random
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Sorry if I’m quiet for a bit. Last night I started getting pain again in my side.
Got worse and worse and I wasn’t able to sleep at all till 7am.
Kindney stones again. Time pieces probably but the pain is just as bad.
Slept most of the day and now the pain is starting again, so tonight will be hell again. Not to mention the nausea.

HauntedOwlbear,
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@OutofPrintArchive kidney stones are an absolutely hellish fate. I'm glad you're on the mend fingers crossed

futurebird, to random
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I have a soft spot for Libertarians even though I shouldn't and they don't deserve it. When I was a kid I had a weird neighbor who was always giving me Libertarian books... I wish I still had some of them they were WILD. He was a thorn in the side of the local, school board as well insisting that if they had an event at the school that involved politics Libertarians had to be included.

And in defense of the guy, he was about as likable and earnest as a Libertarian could be.

1/

HauntedOwlbear,
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@futurebird yeah, I knew some US libertarians via the internet in the late 90s and many of them weren't too philosophically different to black flag anarchists. Lot of queer kids and kindhearted alternative subculture types.

In the years that followed, a lot of them switched over to more European style anarchism, and a couple of them sadly came out as unconscionable arseholes who'd only ever been paying lip service to notions of personal liberty, which seems to be where the dominant strain of US libertarianism ended up.

HailsandAles, to random
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Having to wait for the pizza to cool down so you don’t burn your mouth is one of the circles of hell

HauntedOwlbear,
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@HailsandAles the trick is to develop a fireproof mouth

ianbetteridge, to random
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The funny thing about Microsoft's new Recall feature is how little actual "AI" it's doing. It's basically just making automatic screen captures, then running OCR and image recognition to create a semantic index you can search. Unless I'm missing something, there's no LLM (or small language model) used in it. Maybe in parsing queries?

HauntedOwlbear,
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@ianbetteridge My main takeaway from doing (admittedly fairly high-level overview type) writing, research, and documentation in the current machine learning/AI space is that a load of things that weren't AI two years ago are suddenly AI.

Like, just a tonne of bog-standard automation.

retrohistories, to random
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What are some noteworthy videogames with zero chance of ever seeing a commercial re-release?

(Whether because of obscurity, rights issues, legal entanglements, or any other reason.)

HauntedOwlbear,
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@damianogerli @retrohistories

If we're talking about seminal French videogames, I'd like to chip in with Muriel Tramis' Méwilo.

There was an attempt at a remake in 2018, but it fizzled due to non-existent promotion of the crowdfunding, IIRC.

eniko, to random
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me, revisiting code i havent touched in potentially years: wow why is this call pattern so convoluted

me, reading the comments: oh okay thanks past me

HauntedOwlbear,
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@eniko high quality comments are a gift to our future selves

eniko, to random
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Sam "I want to date the Torment Nexus" Altman

this whole thing is just a goddamn kink isn't it. he keeps being like "oh noooo what if AI becomes sentient, and eeeevil? what if my AGI girlfriend wants to... step on me? 😱"

HauntedOwlbear,
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@eniko Roko's Sex Dungeon

zaktakespictures, (edited ) to Birds
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Peepzilla

Greylag gosling (Anser anser)
Olympus E-M1 II, Panasonic 100-300 II 300mm, f/7.1 1/400s, ISO 200

@pics

https://zaktakespictures.com/peepzilla/

HauntedOwlbear,
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