Lana

Lana, 3 days ago to random

1990 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

2000 Internet: Literally all the information in the world accessible to everyone so easy a toddler could do it

2020 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

Lana, 3 days ago to random

Trans dinosaurs is literally the plot of the original Jurassic Park.

Lana, 2 days ago to random

Not even close.

Lana, 2 days ago to random

Just in case you wondered who's the next target of the right wing hate machine after they get done banning trans people

Lana, 3 days ago to random

I present to you the practicing flowchart.

Lana, 3 days ago to random

Sadly, the majority of men seem to believe that anything to the left of Actual Textbook Predator qualifies as "good".

Lana, 3 days ago to random

Right wing comedy will always fail because it is incapable of understanding, or even acknowledging, any of the left's actual thoughts or ideas. As such, it consists entirely of (mostly) old angry white men telling other old angry white men a bunch of bigoted nonsense that they actually believe, and then gaslighting the rest of us that they told a joke.

Lana, 3 days ago to random

Such sad. Very doggo. Wow. Good boy.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/05/24/kabosu-doge-meme-shiba-inu-dead/

Lana, 3 days ago to random

So is the Bitcco)i||n on SALE SHOONP for $67k or for $ ⁶6,o0,°⁰ I'm confused

Lana, 5 days ago to random

CUSTOMERS: please don't print lies in the newspaper we sort of hate that.

NEWSPAPER: good news! we replaced half our staff with a machine that automatically prints lies in the newspaper.

Lana, 5 days ago to random

I'm starting a viral social media challenge it's called Pay Teachers What We're Fucking Worth [impossible]

Lana, 6 days ago to random

If the first Alien movie was released today the right wing incels would hate it. A female cat lady over 30 in an unflattering jumpsuit beats the aliens while all the men die? Impossible. More woke Hollywood nonsense!

Lana, 7 days ago to random

The first Matrix movie is historically speaking, closer in time to the fall of Saigon at the end of the Vietnam War than it is to today.

Lana, 8 days ago to random

it's time to rob a dragon
it's time for elven sights
it's time for giant spiders
on the hobbit show tonight

it's time for bilbo's birthday
it's time for barrow wights
it's time to fight the nazgûl
on the hobbit show tonight

to walk right into mordor
is what we're gonna do
we'll take the one ring with us
and toss it in mount doom

it's time to flee a balrog
it's time for gollum bites
It's time to brave the mirkwood
on the most sensational
celebrational
intoxicational
tater-sational
this is what we call the hobbit show

Lana, 7 days ago to random

I mean whomst among us hasn't laundered a bunch of money to hush up an extramarital affair with a porn star, falsified federal documents to hide the money trail, lied about that to federal investigators and Congress, got caught lying, got indicted, tried to tamper with the jury, got caught doing that, committed more jury tampering, got caught doing that, got warned by a judge that if you did it again you'd go to jail, got your surrogates to instead commit jury tampering for you, got caught doing that, then committed jury tampering yet again a twelfth time on the social media platform that you own and specifically created because you got caught doing crimes on a different one.

Lana, 7 days ago to random

This person is the official GOP candidate for Amy Klobuchar's seat as United States Senator from Minnesota.

The Republican party has no organizing political ideology. It is organized around only one central tenet - cruelty.

Lana, 7 days ago to random

I am 100% convinced people are just pretending to enjoy the flavor of mint.

Lana, 7 days ago to random

ANTICHRIST UPDATE:

He broke the terms of his court ordered gag order an ELEVENTH time this morning. Why isn't Donald Trump in jail already? If his name was Donald Jackson, he would be.

Lana, 9 days ago to random

At least 22% of our nation's highest court are on the side of the violent fascists who tried to commit a coup Jan 6, 2021.

We are so cooked.

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Lana, 9 days ago to random

On today's episode of:
Fucked Around Found Out

Lana, 10 days ago to random

Technically speaking, nipples are straws.

Lana, 10 days ago to random

BUTKER: Congrats on your useless diplomas, ladies now go be useful and pump out some babies

WOMEN: Once again this is why bears.

Lana, 11 days ago to random

I am having a chronic pain flareup today and managed to spill an entire cup of hot coffee inside my office printer, just in case anyone is mistakenly thinking they're having the worst day.