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✨BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIE✨SEROTONYMPH✨Your Source for StupiToots© ✨ Bee-shit Bonkers✨ #NewYork 🗽 #Syracuse Alt Txt avatar is a Caucasian woman w long hair. Photo altered by Luna pic using Warhol effect. Gradient pink frame w sparkles. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 #nosearch #noindex

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Last year at the Holidays there was a hashtag to connect people who were going to be alone or people who felt lonely during these times. What was it? Is there a different one this year? Pls let me know, and I will promote it.

It seems hashtag JoinIn has been changed for other things.

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I sat down to make a list of what's working and what's not working in my life.

The pen wasn't working.

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Thirst Trap

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Humming "Chariots of Fire" as I slow motion run to the fridge for pudding.

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I'm going to start packing my Hubs lunch every morning. Maybe he'll go somewhere.

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Is it weird to whisper to yourself, "Please be weird" when you meet people?

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Spraying whipped cream directly into your mouth is a normal Monday coping activity.

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Pork Chop dosed right off listening to Vince Guaraldi 🎶 I think it was the soft brush work on the drums.

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Some folks' conversation style is like watching an image load pixel by pixel over dial-up. Get to the point, buddy.

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The nice thing about the Fediverse is I can meet lovable weirdos from around the world, without having to stay in a European hostel.

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You know I have a crush on all of you.

Everyone has value and offers something different, all in your own special way. Every little interaction has been a gift from you, to me, each day. You know what you've done. Thanks, you beautiful Fedi people. <BIG HUGS> :sparkles_pink:

(the holidays make me smushy)

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This email could have been a telegram. Stop.

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I might line my sidewalk with all my dead houseplants. Those kids need to know they are approaching the terrifying lair of a murderer.

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Why do you even have a beard, if you are not gazing into the distance stroking it pensively?

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Hubs got up at 4:30am today to go work at the polling place. He won't get home until after 9:00pm. Very proud of him. That's a long day.

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Don't let anyone or anything convince you that you have failed as a person. You are just a person who fails sometimes, and that is part of being human, and learning to be a better human.

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Extreme closeup. Pork Chop wishes everyone a great

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"Where was that cool post I was going to comment on?"
:::scroll:::scroll:::scroll::::
Me, every day, at least once.

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I'm sure I've shared Pork Chop in this exact position before on

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Why 'candy canes' and not 'holiday hookers' ?

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Laundry never lets you take the week off. Laundry has a way of hampering my happiness.

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You guys are so effing weird. But a really really good weird. Like the kind of weird that it's borderline cool.

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Going to the garage to see if there's a volleyball I can talk to.

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This* calls for chocolate.

*anything

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