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ShaunBurch

@ShaunBurch@mastodon.social

I...

…just like to connect with people. 🙂

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craiggrannell, to random
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Well, that was weird. I pressed play on a track in Apple Music and it sat on if for a fraction of as second and then went on to the next… and the next… and the next. It did this about 20 times before I quit the app. Restarted and it’s all fine now. But yeesh at the Mac app.

ShaunBurch,
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@craiggrannell it’s done that to me when im out with just the watch and try to play songs without connection & are not downloaded on device. It just runs through until it hits one that’s downloaded or gets a signal haha.

Thought maybe it was like a passenger with my aux “nope, nope, nope, oh I like this one”

HailsandAles, to random
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Easy money 😏

Ben Afleck as Bruce Wayne saying “I’m putting together a team”

ShaunBurch,
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@HailsandAles every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

WTL, (edited ) to random
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Have you tried peanut butter and cheese sandwiches? I’ve been eating them since I was a teenager, and got to wondering how common it is (I don't know anyone else that eats them).
Boost for reach, please.

ShaunBurch,
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@WTL What kind of cheese?

ShaunBurch,
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@WTL I have a coworker that mentioned she put mustard on her bananas. Every great food at one point had to be new. So I think i'm going to have add this to my “Try it and see" list haha. I'm a big fan of havarti so I might start there.

ShaunBurch, to running
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“Ran” my first 5K this morning. If you ask me, it could use less Ks hahaha. Mixed running and walking but proud to attempt my first.

Pace: 13m21s
Result: https://runsignup.com/Race/Results/137919/IndividualResult/gLBz?resultSetId=442278#U80883639

Thank you to the community here for all the tips and advice; it helped a lot!

Apple fitness card showing stats with a route around downtown Tampa as the background. Outdoor run, active calories 491, distance 3.7 miles

stux, to random
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root@earth.universe:~# sudo world peace -F

ShaunBurch,
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@stux

WARNING world peace with the force flag is destructive and can not be undone!

Continue? (Y/n)

nuclear explosion GIF

ShaunBurch,
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@stux

⣾⣽⣻⢿⡿⣟⣯⣷LOADING WORLD PEACE

ShaunBurch,
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@stux

WORLD PEACE requires a genuine Windows 11 activation key!

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> Buy now
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ShaunBurch, to random
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Some days I fantasize about living in a subterranean labyrinth of ISO containers. Maybe dabble with hydroponic, server, and solar farms.

Just a nice, quiet place to fuck off and tinker.

RickiTarr, to random
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This is school lunch in Italy, I'm pretty sure I paid $50 for this same thing awhile ago.

ShaunBurch,
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@wilpercy @RickiTarr

I used to be all pouts, but now I’m about sprouts.

davew, to random
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I block spammers. In twitter-like systems, like Mastodon, spam means you attached a post to my post that is in no way responsive to it. You're just trying to coast on the flow generated by other posts. I don't abide that. Have a nice day.

ShaunBurch,
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I should get a cat. 🐈

ShaunBurch, to running
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Knees are a little sore after last run. Suspect I've got shit form.

Anyone have tips + suggestions, particularly on proper form?

Currently running intervals 3 days a week as part of in prep for a 5k.

GIF of Phoebe Buffet, from Friends, running erratically through a park

ShaunBurch,
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@WTL thank you, thank you!

I’m on week 3, run 9 of couch to 5k and felt kind of stiff before the most recent run. Probably should have stretched more.

I have been trying to focus on “run as slow as you need to complete the interval”, but it’s felt like the steps at slower pace land harder than running with a wider stride. But lungs not there yet for keeping that longer stride haha.

I’ll double down on this “endurance THEN speed” for the next run, Sunday.

Thank you!

mekkaokereke, to random
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Honest question for white people that don't consider themselves racist:

White nationalists have been vocal about their attacks on DEI. These are literally the same people that talk about Charlottesville, Jan 6th, and ethnic cleansing.

They've laid out exactly how they plan to destroy DEI.

  1. Make false claims that DEI is about giving unqualified Black people an unfair advantage

  2. Work with racist politicians to use this as a pretext to make all DEI programs illegal.

1/n

ShaunBurch,
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@mekkaokereke

Foreword: I don’t know that I can claim that I do not consider myself racist, as I’ve come to know it; and I can only speak for myself, but…

  1. I have not.

  2. To raise it, unprompted, would feel like I’m saying that’s their relation to me: “My Black friend or coworker”. That it serves as self-gratification / virtue signaling / white savior behavior to lead a charge. That it’s a hollow atonement. I otherwise want my friends or coworkers to know I recognize them for who they are.

twostraws, to random
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Watching my eldest still working so hard to explore every corner of Tears of the Kingdom tells me I’m doing parenting right. That and the awesome T-shirt 😅

ShaunBurch,
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@twostraws

(soon)

craiggrannell, to random
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But what if you do all of them? :(

From: @amyengineer
https://infosec.exchange/@amyengineer/112131522396370034

ShaunBurch,
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@craiggrannell @amyengineer

🤷

ShaunBurch, to HashtagGames
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I wanna zig-a-zig-ah.

rysiek, to random
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Okay, hear me out:

"GIF is pronounced 'JIF'" but pronouncing "JIF" as [yif].

ShaunBurch,
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@rysiek

While [yif] is pronounced as /ɡɪf/

ShaunBurch, to HashtagGames
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Chili Chili Bang Bang


paul, to random
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Can you post a terrible Vision Pro app idea in one picture? Here’s mine.

ShaunBurch,
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@paul

Colonoscopy 3D

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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HS student 1: My back and ribs is killing me. I woke up so confused.

HS student 2: Me too. I had to sleep with my socks on last night.

HS student 1: You weird, Bro. Who sleeps with socks on?

HS student 2: You crazy not to. I'm afraid The Boogey Man gonna take my feet.

ShaunBurch,
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@Saltssaltgirl saaaaaame

Me, a 34 year veteran of sleeping:

“…my feet are hanging off the edge.”

slides feet up

“Checkmate, boogeyman.”

ShaunBurch,
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@snacktraces @Saltssaltgirl

Hahaha yes. I don’t like bed skirts / blanket touching ground because that’s the highway to spiders in the bed. 🕷️

ShaunBurch, to animals
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🐈

Tiny fangs & toe beans

An orange tabby kitten sitting on the floor with its head tilted back – meowing with partially showing, tiny fangs.
An orange tabby kitten lying on a rocking chair with a red cushion. Behind the kitten is a pillow that reads “if you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the cat.”

RickiTarr, to random
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He's just big boned!

ShaunBurch,
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@RickiTarr

Nature’s Hoberman sphere

vlrny, to random
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I did not expect to be on this side of an argument with my inner child tonight:

Inner Child: Ug can we go to bed yet?

Adult Me: No, it's too early.

Child: but it's been dark for hours

Me: Yep. But it's still too early.

20 mins later....

Child: Can I go to bed NOW?

Me: No, still too early.

Child: But its soooooo dark.

Me: Just shush and watch TV, you are NOT allowed to go to bed yet.

ShaunBurch,
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@vlrny

I feel this. 😂

I’ll feel my eyes getting heavy and wonder “oh no, am I going to be tired tomorrow because I’m up too late?!”

glances at watch

8:17pm 🥲

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