Traiken

frigginglorious, 1 month ago to random

Holy fuck @Traiken . Good work!

(Wotk for reference: https://youtu.be/d5cSv6iBWv8 )

khobochka, 2 months ago to random

For no reason whatsoever here's the glorious Simon Ferocious thing that popped into my mind again today and made me very happy for some reason (it does it every time, I giggle every time I'm reminded of it, can't stop it):

#FreddieMercury #SimonFerocious #gif

A GIF from an interview with Freddy Mercury saying "I called Sid Vicious 'Simon Ferocious' or something like that and he didn't like it at all."

thatkatharine, 2 months ago to random

No social interaction in the Age of Covid is ever going to be as good as never having been infected with Covid feels.

Livingmarble, 2 months ago to random

New Dracula stories are always like "what if Dracula lived in the modern world?" and never like "what if Dracula lived in the modern world & has a big city career & goes back to his hometown to sell his castle to a big corp & falls in love with the village castle preservationist trying to save it?"

aburka, 2 months ago to random

Hot take: if I can say "they just tested positive" and you don't have to ask "for what?" then the pandemic isn't over.

jessica, 2 months ago to random

Sometimes I wonder what a ‘Top 5’ list looks like for the songs making up the JBK/JBK&TVC discography as it currently stands.

This is in that list.

I was out of my mind manic writing it, but the riffs, the lyrics, and Bass-Emperor @venya lines make it a no-brainer.

https://youtu.be/XiLU4HgMexA

batkaren, 2 months ago to random

In a group chat insisting that Mario’s last name is Kart and that all he wants is to be allowed to die.

MissingThePt, 2 months ago to random

If you are patient enough, you can build your very own Boeing airplane out of parts that fall from the sky.

tenkuucastle, 3 months ago to random

Texting someone in the middle of the night but sending it in all lowercase letters so I don’t wake them up

jessica, 3 months ago to random

I heard a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ from our new throne master, @Traiken , tonight and let’s just say I cannot wait for what we are working on to hit the wild.

It’s a different take on our beats, but an absolutely worthy one.

jessica, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to random

Nightmare Lyre and the #VoidConspiracy have parted ways.

I thank her for her contributions to my solo and band works over the years and am pleased to announce that we have a capable replacement in the wings.

Please welcome @Traiken as our new percussionist. I look forward to his vision for the heavy beats.

This isn’t over yet.

hyphen, 3 months ago to random

username gallusrostromegalus: I took the bus for three years when I lived in Honolulu and haven't lived anywhere with even usable public transit since, but in those three years I had dozens of utterly bizarre experiences that were also Perfectly Normal. This is because the human condition is vast and also Very fucking Weird. Kid one the bus next to me whose backpack starts moving and it turns out he's got three chickens and a painted turtle he caught in there? This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been catching small game and transporting it home in whatever they had since we invented bags to put chickens and turtles in. I traded him three king-size snickers bars I had on me for the turtle because I vaguely remembered that many freshwater turtles were toxic to eat (incorrectly, as it turns out, but this was when I still had a Nokia Brick that lived a blissful, internet-free existence), and didn't want him accidentally poisoning his family, but didn't want to just. Steal his hard-won turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been cautious about poisons, looking out for strangers kids and bartering shit since before we were technically humans, probably.
a continuation of username gallusrostromegalus post: Having acquired a turtle, I now needed to transport the turtle to the on-campus pond that effectively served as an Invasive Freshwater Turtle Containment Zone, but did not have a bag that could adequately contain him so I had to sit the rest of that bus ride, at the station and all through the next bus ride holding the turtle like the wond's angriest hamburger. Multiple people were curious about and delighted with the turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans love an animal, especially one that is capable of appearing grumpy, and hands are for holding things. By the time I got back to Campus, the anthropology and child psychology building that the Invasive Turtle Containment Pond was in had closed, so I had to figure out how to climb the tree over the wall and get down off the roof while holding The World's Angriest And Sharpest Hamburger. I eventually ended up having to briefly shove the turtle into by bra to get up to the initial branch and off the roof without breaking an ankle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans are, as a species, a bunch of barely-evolved arboreal frugivores and really good at Tree Physics, and I don't know a single titty-having bitch out there that hasn't used their bra as Emergency Pockets at least once, if not daily. I released the turtle into the Turtle Containment Pond and then had to solve the problem of getting back OUT of the locked building, but Nokia Brick never loses a signal or drops a call (including that time I accidentally dropped it off a 13-story building in the middle of a call to my parents and the damn thing BOUNCED but kept the line open. I miss that phone every day.) and while campus security has been carefully trained to not let people IN to places without proper ID and a call to someone inside, they assume that if you got locked in somewhere, that you got in by legitimate means and not Lemur Shenanigans, so i just called them, apologized that I'd been working late with headphones on and didn't realize I'd been locked in. This is Perfectly Normal, people have been lying to cops since laws were invented, and will continue to do so because all cops are bastards.

emily_rj, 3 months ago to random Spanish

The CDC announcing a policy it knows will surge mass disability and death for disabled people, on the Disability Day of Mourning — such a stark and honest portrait of US eugenics

greegreehoist, 3 months ago to random

What is the difference between Satanists and Republicans?
One will actively do work that will ultimately harm themselves.
The others are Satanists

jessica, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to Metal

BandCamp Friday is live!

For getting more ears on the #metal work of the #VoidConspiracy , I’ve cooked up a 50% off discount code good toward any release of ours as well as the combined JBK / JBK&TVC discography.

Use the lower case word, ‘salvation,’ to unlock the discount and claim your copy of anything of ours that you’d like at a nice price. The discography comes down below $10

https://jessicabkelly.bandcamp.com

limebar, 3 months ago to random

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes* on this motherfucking plane**"

• guns
  ** planet

thisoccasionalsociety, 3 months ago to random

Okay then - who has music they want to promote for tomorrow?
Please reply with a few lines description (so people get a sense if it's for them or not) and a link so we can get some boosting going on. ❤️
#BandcampFriday
#MyMusic

PacificNic, 3 months ago to random

People don't have support in being COVID-cautious. They can't look to the government, employers, friends, or family for encouragement.

It's a lot.

We need to be able to welcome people warmly back into the fold.

People need support. We are strong, but we need to create space for people who couldn't do what we have been doing, but want to.

I know. I'm angry, too. They've done wrong. But we aren't going to get people on-side by failing to forgive.

We can't afford not to.

sugar, 3 months ago to random

there are two battlebots raging inside me

jessica, 3 months ago to random

Thursday, I’m going to make the first donation to One Voice Chorus based on Dolorosa sales.

Go give it a spin and maybe a purchase if you want.

https://jessicabkelly.bandcamp.com/album/dolorosa-ep

Livingmarble, 3 months ago to random

Space isn't special. There's lots of places no one can hear me scream.

batkaren, 3 months ago to random

I strongly suspect this “invisible” hand of the market is just, like, SUPER white.

thatkatharine, 3 months ago to random

No, I do not enjoy the "look where Covid can hide in your body after infection" reports. I cannot absorb those details. I will just continue to stay home and avoid all human contact.