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Wileymiller

@Wileymiller@mastodon.social

Creator of the syndicated comic strip, “Non Sequitur".
If your newspaper is so horrifically bad that it doesn't carry #NonSequitur, you can read it every day at: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur

Then call the editor of the paper and raise hell until they carry Non Sequitur.

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Let's take a little trip down memory lane with the heroes of MAGA...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spn0MJZr-QQ

GottaLaff, to random
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“Smartmatic alleges that Newsmax has destroyed evidence in the voting machine company's lawsuit against the right-wing news channel over false claims that Smartmatic helped “rig" the 2020 election, according to court documents made public this week.

Lawyers for Florida-based Smartmatic allege that Newsmax engaged in a “cover-up” by destroying texts and emails of key executives…”
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/smartmatic-alleges-newsmax-deleted-evidence-lawsuit-vote-rig-claims-rcna153231

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@GottaLaff
Suddenly I'm reminded of the Secret Service and their "coincidental" purging of text messages from Jan. 5th and 6th 2021.

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The REAL state of the union, delivered by Ann Telnaes...

https://wapo.st/3KbtKGF

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Qualified sincerity of MAGA...

"Giuliani spokesman Ted Goodman said the former New York mayor has agreed not to comment on the election service of Freeman and Moss, “based on advice from his lawyers.”

https://wapo.st/3WLS35D

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@GottaLaff

We constantly hear legal experts on tv repeat the basic tenant on the rule of law, "presumed innocent until proven guilty". This is true. But that only applies to people sitting on a jury in a court of law. For everyone else...

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/05/22

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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Are you travelling to the US with a dog???🐶 🐕

Then you need to know this new border crossing rule from the CDC

New U.S. border rules for dog owners...
"As of Aug. 1, all dogs entering the U.S. will need a form signed by a vet within 30 days of travel time"


https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/cdc-border-dogs-rabies-veterinarians-1.7208074?cmp=rss

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@GottaLaff
When you get to the border, just have Hammy stick his head out the window so he can say, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!"

@Snowshadow

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Many of us have been sounding the alarm on this for years.

Welp.

Via Kyle Griffin:

In an interview with KDKA-TV, says he's "looking at" policies that would restrict access to

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Oh, I'm sure they'll balance this out by making vasectomies mandatory for all males...right?

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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/...Tyler McBrien:

Trey Gowdy again...

Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

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@GottaLaff @darthstar

I see motion sickness in your future...

GottaLaff, to random
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Um…

posted a video on Monday showing images of a fake newspaper article that references a “unified Reich” if he’s reelected in 2024.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/politics/trump-unified-reich-video?cid=ios_app

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@GottaLaff
No cognitive problems here. None whatsoever!

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JFC.

Via Rupar:

this is who the Minnesota Republican Party just nominated to run against Amy Klobuchar.
Quote

Royce White:
·
Dec 3, 2023
Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump
Fuck you... RINO, Neocon, Cunts!

Aaron Rupar:

If you dare, do a search for the c-word in Royce's tweets. It's grim stuff. Again, the Minnesota Republican Party thinks this guy is US Senate material. There's no bottom.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Trump's next press secretary.

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial started earlier than I did today. Grabbing coffee, starting THREAD HERE🧵1/… #Trump #legal

Here’s the list of Trump’s allies attending his trial today:

AG Alan Wilson
Rep. Eric Burlison
Rep. Andrew Clyde
Rep. Mary Miller
Rep. Keith Self
John Coale
Alan Dershowitz
Will Scharf
Steve Witkoff
Bernie Kerik
Kash Patel
Vernon Jones
Jerry Kassar
Chuck Zito

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
NFL
Misdirect, obfuscate, gaslight. Repeat for the remainder of the trial, never addressing the actual charges and evidence, banking on confusing at least one juror into not convicting Trump.

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Look what my pal @Wileymiller made! chef’s kiss

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/05/19

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
😘 My goal was to get a message across to those who need to hear it the most in a slightly subversive manner.

Not expecting MAGA minions to get it, but hoping those on the fringe of the cult might see some light.

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Donald 's 'Glitch' During NRA Speech Raises Questions

“Trump sparked commentary on social media after he stopped speaking for more than 30 seconds during a speech.”
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-glitch-nra-speech-1902257

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
But it's ok as long as you're a republican. Nothing to see here, folks, move along!

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#SCOTUS justices are basically the judicial version of monarchs. They answer to no one, like monarchs. They serve lifetime appointments, like monarchs. They can openly commit crimes, and there are no consequences - just like monarchs.

Wileymiller,
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@OGjester

This is why every other democracy has term limits on their SC justices, knowing this is the danger of lifetime appointments...NO oversight, NO accountability.

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Man convicted of attacking ex-Speaker Nancy ’s husband with a hammer sentenced to 30 years https://apnews.com/article/b41b6c776fb27f62913e3754afa1ceac

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Trump will declare he's a hostage and go to the top of his pardon list.

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🙄 Former Donald Trump lawyer John #Eastman pleaded not guilty in Phoenix on Friday on charges related to allegedly participating in a conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election results in #Arizona.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/17/politics/john-eastman-arizona-not-guilty-plea?cid=ios_app

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@GottaLaff
He's staying back and standing by in his bid to be the AG in the Trump administration.

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Worth emphasizing this, because most news outlets did not:

“Rep. Matt (R-Fla.) on Thursday ominously invoked Donald ’s call to far-right violent extremists while joining the former president at his criminal trial in New York.

“Standing back and standing by, Mr. President,” Gaetz wrote on social media, along with a photo of himself positioned behind Trump at his trial.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-gaetz-stand-back-stand-by-proud-boys_n_66462d52e4b0dd63cd2ba653 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/stand-back-stand-matt-gaetz-174110101.html

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@GottaLaff
Once again, Gaetz vying for the top spot of dumbfuckery in a very competitive race in the Dumbfuck Party, saying the not-very-quiet part out loud.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
As usual, if you're a republican, it's ok.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff

Your point wasn't lost. It's just so frustrating that nothing is ever done about republicans for such blatant calls to incite riots, encouraging an insurrection. This wasn't a dog whistle, it was a bullhorn.

If I'm not mistaken, this could be deemed as an act of terrorism under the Patriot Act. But the DOJ is scared shitless of launching an investigation of any MAGA member of congress.

@tdwllms1

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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/…

Tyler McBrien:

At 2:04 p.m., the prosecution strolls back in and lays out stacks of papers, binders, and other documents on the desk.

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@GottaLaff

Again, WTF does any of this have to do with what Trump has been charged with and the evidence that's been presented in court?

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Oh, I know what the tactic is, but it doesn't address, much less refute, any of the evidence that supports everything he's testified about.

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@GottaLaff
Yeah, there's always the danger of an idiot on the jury, but the source is volumes of paperwork, not Cohen.

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So...the line of questioning by the defense that Cohen called Trump bad names somehow to disproves the testimony he gave and the documentation in evidence?

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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

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@justiceLICSW
He goes to his happy place...McDonald's, having a Happy Meal

@GottaLaff

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@GottaLaff @justiceLICSW

Wet dreams of cavorting with Kristi Noem shooting puppies

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