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ampersine

@ampersine@mastodon.online

Fresh bad takes daily. Trying to remain optimistic in the face of ignorance. Same username on the bird site. This account is mostly political stuff. [searchable]

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ampersine, to random
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Of all the I've seen, this one may be the most ridiculous yet.

Police claim that after one officer "touched a pill without gloves," somehow this caused multiple cops to lose consciousness requiring hospitalization for an overdose, and a nurse who treated one of the cops also was treated for an overdose.

The only thing these cops overdosed on was their own propaganda, causing them to have panic attacks.

https://wreg.com/news/mid-south/multiple-officers-nurse-treated-for-fentanyl-exposure-after-ar-traffic-stop/

ampersine,
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@billyjoebowers
Right? How come the people they pulled over in this traffic stop weren’t dead from driving around with it?

the_etrain, to random
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Welcome to your 40s! Please warm up and stretch a little before attempting any yard work.

ampersine,
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@the_etrain
And don’t forget the ibuprofen and allergy pills.

billyjoebowers, to random
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Man, you guys were really into Winamp.

ampersine,
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@billyjoebowers @peterbutler
Right! Still rocking it.

ampersine,
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@billyjoebowers @peterbutler

It is here, anyway...

ampersine, to Israel
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I sure wish Joe would start paying attention. I fear it may already be too late.

If democracy disappears next January, it will have come down to this, Biden's inability -- no, his stubborn and idiotic refusal -- to put the lives of the innocent first. And while Biden will have earned a defeat, the rest of us sure didn't.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/15/jewish-staff-resigns-biden-administration-gaza/

ampersine, to random
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On MSNBC just now, writer Andrew Rice said that while he was in court yesterday for #MichaelCohen’s direct, he could see over #Trump’s shoulder and Trump was editing the very remarks #MikeJohnson, #TommyTuberville, #VivekRamaswamy, et al ended up delivering outside the courthouse today. If true, that seems a very clear violation of the #GagOrder (“Making or directing others to make public statements…”).

Probably difficult to prove it unless you take Rice at his word, though.

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(AP) — The Biden administration has told key lawmakers it is sending a new package of more than $1 billion in arms and ammunition to Israel, three congressional aides said Tuesday. https://apnews.com/article/ebe971ca8878ff430ce6458c04151585

ampersine,
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@w7voa
God damnit, Joe, what the fuck

billyjoebowers, to random
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Cut off the head.

ampersine,
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@billyjoebowers 🍄

arstechnica, to random
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Dell to monitor worker VPN use, badge swipes to enforce office policy

Report claims new tracking starts May 13 with unclear consequences.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/05/dell-to-monitor-worker-vpn-use-badge-swipes-to-enforce-office-policy/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

ampersine,
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@arstechnica

> the corporation's human capital management software

Oh, my aching balls. The fuck’s going on over at Dell?

ampersine, to Florida
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Judge is a traitor, but I guess we knew that already.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/judge-indefinitely-delays-trumps-classified-documents-criminal-trial-rcna151145

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    ampersine,
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    @thepoliticalcat

    His hair looks like pee-flavored cotton candy

    ampersine, to random
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    Lawrence O’Donnell is absolutely skewering and I’m here for it

    ampersine,
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    And here's the video. The relevant part starts 3 minutes in.

    https://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/lawrence-you-get-monsters-like-donald-trump-thanks-to-people-like-hope-hicks-210249285691

    arstechnica, to random
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    Judge mulls sanctions over Google’s “shocking” destruction of internal chats

    Punishing Google for being the best would be “unprecedented,” lawyer argued.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/judge-mulls-sanctions-over-googles-shocking-destruction-of-internal-chats/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    ampersine,
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    @arstechnica

    I see DOJ has hired Al Pacino from Devil's Advocate

    ampersine, to random
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    (Not my image, found on reddit)

    ampersine, to random
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    Gonna start a band and call it Cloacal Sutures

    ampersine, to acab
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    Stolen three times, then…

    https://wreg.com/news/local/womans-car-stolen-twice-sold-by-police-at-auction/

    lin11c, to random
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    Judge Luttig, as usual, has the perfect legal reasoning for this insane immunity claim by the criminal traitor . This is only part of his thread.

    ampersine,
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    @lin11c

    And Sauer, arguing for Trump, clerked for Luttig. Everything is insane now.

    ampersine, to random
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    Well yeah, but have you heard Joe Biden is old?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/02/20/trump-mass-deportations-immigration/

    ampersine,
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    If gets back into the White House, America will see the "bloodbath" he's promised. This murder-curious dictator is who have chosen to lead them -- and his disciples like are proudly expressing their willingness to kill.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/bill-barr-donald-trump-execution-b2536602.html

    ampersine,
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    A new analysis reveals how beginning in 2018, American began paying a lower tax rate than the working class. We can thank 's giant tax scam, and decades of policy catering to the ultra-rich.

    "A coordinated minimum tax on the super-rich will not fix capitalism. But it is a necessary first step."

    Voting Republicans out of office is necessary, too.

    https://www.commondreams.org/news/tax-the-billionaires

    ampersine,
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    De-Fund Cure Research

    "Republicans, refusing to give Biden a 'win,' voted against the [cancer research] funding. Even though this would be a win for all Americans – and humanity – it apparently did not outweigh the politics of making a Democrat look good. This is the definition of party over country."

    Vote OUT every Republican! They are the cancer.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/voices/2024/05/05/biden-cancer-moonshot-initiative-congress-funding/73525016007/

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