ashten

@ashten@woem.men

[evil] lvl. 100 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident.


ℹ️ Head Server maid for woem.men ​:blobcatchewwire:​

⚠️ I frequently parody religious themes in my posts.
⚠️ Can be unhinged sometimes.
⚠️ Banned from TBS for being "anti-TBS."

ℹ️ Girlfriend: Leah
ℹ️ Headmates: Leebee, Katherine, and Emily
ℹ️ Goddaughter: Luna

ℹ️ Unhinged Account

Disclaimer:
I use roleplay as a coping mechanism to process the trauma I've endured. While my 'unhinged' posts might be shocking, please understand that they don't reflect how I act in real life. I always provide content warnings for these posts, allowing anyone who might find them disturbing to easily scroll past or mute them.

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PFP Credit: Cosmix@mastodon.art
Banner is edited from Sparkle "Monodrama" Trailer

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ashten, to random

whats a side channel attack?

well, there was once a man who owned 43 Domino restaurants. he could predictably tell you when the next classified government operation was going to take place, and aboutish where, based on the surge of scheduled pizza orders for government locations

ashten, to random

by boosting this, you agree that girls are cute

ashten, to random

hey fedi! just a reminder that im currently looking for work! here's my resume (with some details redacted)

if your workplace is hiring someone with my skills, please lemme know!

​:boostRequest:​

ashten, to random

(im going through my reddit folder from a year ago, btw)

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i got a few referals from fedi, but they fell through cuz they got switched to in-office jobs after i applied.

so, here's a new revision of my resume. please, if your employer is hiring, let me know, or forward my resume to them.

i super appreciate it!

ashten, to random

intel chip instability fiasco explained

well, first of all... they laid off 2/3rds of their validation team, myself included

ashten, to random

​:blobcatchewwire:​

ashten, to random

hey, so.... just fyi, we found a known backdoor in matrix encryption that the developers aren't denying, but more of sweeping to the side.

Edit: Can be used to intercept new messages (but not past messages), and can be used to impersonate a person.

ashten, to random

:3

ashten, to random

requires advanced mfm
Trying to land a neocat on the moon isn't going so well...

​:neocat_googly_drool:​
🚀

🌕

ashten, to random

hey, i was rereading the hetzner emails, and i just realized that after i clarified the image wasnt CSAM, when they dug in that adult content isnt allowed, they were talking about woem.men as a whole, not the specific image anymore:

The violation of our Terms and Conditions consists of the nature of the site. We do not allow adult content on our network.

they literally deemed a transgender support site as adult content

i originally missed this cuz i was already panicking about trying to save my servers, i thought they were still talking about the specific image

ashten, to random

have you ever tried not being cringe?

i have. it was heckin' boring

ashten, to random

trans girls: invent something

tech bros: ooooo!!! this is ours now! can we implement crypt and ai into this???

ashten, to random

deleting your accounts every time you spiral is a form of self harm
you are not soothing the pain
you are isolating yourself from others who want to enjoy your company

ashten, to random

1 week ago:
transphobe: brigades chatroom. posts horrendous anti trans stuff
me: why do you bully innocent people?
transphobe gets banned

1 day ago:
transphobe: opens DM with new account hey, i want to apologize. i dont remember who said it, but someone asked why i bully innocent people, and that made me do some introspection. i feel awful. i joined another trans chatroom, and y'all are literally the nicest people ive ever met
me: asks about why he lashed out at us. and we talk about it.
transphobe: talks about relating to us a lot. but definitely cis still.

today:
me: shows him my pre and post transition photos
transphobe: how???
me: sends photo of my boobs
transphobe: those look real!!!
me: they are real! just a little bit of estrogen was all they needed to grow!
transphobe: how????

y'all, i dont think this person is a transphobe anymore. confused for sure, but no longer hateful. kindness goes a long ways

ashten, to random

icann buy that domain!

ashten, to random

Activate girlfriend
Go to settings to active girlfriend.

ashten, to random

im a motherfucking lady
and im gonna fucking swear like it
you cant do shit about it

ashten, to random

apple macs

ashten, to random

(unknown source. found in my yuri folder)

ashten, to random

congratulations on your egg cracking!
do you wanna be a neocat, blobcat, neofox, blobfox, dragon, or bunny?

ashten, to random

hetzner has changed its mind, and is just telling me to remove the specific post now. i will be 404ing it temporarily to provide time to push woem.men over to other infrastructure

still, fuck hetzner

ashten, to random

:3

ashten, to random

how did you get so good at alt tabbing for the boss?

before i moved out:
parents: knock knock enter

ashten, to random

i promise, i am 100% sane

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