@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

ehproque

@ehproque@paquita.masto.host

Cave Canem

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

mayaisloading, to random
@mayaisloading@beige.party avatar

One man's trash is another man's "l should keep it at the bottom of the basement for 20 years because I might need it one day".

ehproque,
@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

@davep @mayaisloading i resent those quotation marks

evacide, to random
@evacide@hachyderm.io avatar

Major VC writes manifesto: "Building the Torment Nexus is Good, Actually."

ehproque,
@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

@dr2chase @evacide Effective Tormentism, the social movement that's taking Silicon Valley by storm

jesse, (edited ) to random
@jesse@metasocial.com avatar

Finally had someone give me shit for wearing a mask. “When I wear a mask, it feels like I have a jail on my face.”

She's had COVID 3 times.

(please no more replies to this one)

ehproque,
@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

@jesse she's probably had mild COVID three times. My wife couldn't work for a week and a friend of mine has been on disability for the past couple years…

ehproque,
@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

@Pineywoozle @jesse I don't know what happens when you get COVID 14 times. Nobody knows

grammargirl, to random
@grammargirl@zirk.us avatar

PAT: I have so many tabs open. I'm probably rivaling you.

ME: I have 47 tabs open.

PAT: 👀

ehproque,
@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

@pootriarch @grammargirl i never know how many I have on mobile because the counter says infinity after 99

ehproque,
@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

@pootriarch @grammargirl i have 40 now BC I hit "close all" recently ie. This weekend

SecurityWriter, to random

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @SecurityWriter I spent 5 minutes looking for the "print" word on my new laptop's Acrobat. There was no word at all! just an icon!

    shoq, to random
    @shoq@mastodon.social avatar

    HOW OFTEN must governments make the same fucking mistake? We made it Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq. Carpet bombing style warfare never does much besides destroy shit that just has to be rebuilt eventually. All it does is lose the hearts and minds of the locals. Who then just want to kill you.

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @shoq I don't think Israel cares much about the hearts and minds of Palestinians. Even if they started to treat them humanely tomorrow, It'd take many generations for them to forgive/forget the last half a century

    futurebird, to random
    @futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

    I lived in NYC on 9/11. It was bad. Scary watching the way the country changed, and was shaped to change. But, in the days after the attack I remember thinking. "Well, at lest the people who did this won't go unpunished. They will be found." I thought it was a silver lining on all the vengeance in the air.

    Heh.

    Boy was I wrong about that. American pain & anger was shaped to serve all manner of purposes. The one person most people agreed was "responsible" roamed free for years.

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @futurebird well at least the Afghans and Iraqis got dem…ohwait

    gay_ornithischians, (edited ) to random
    @gay_ornithischians@sauropods.win avatar

    @futurebird @llewelly if vertebrates went extinct do you think invertebrates would eventually grow to large sizes? like could there be insects the size of dogs and beyond? if it did happen, what features would you expect to evolve that would allow such a thing?

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @gay_ornithischians @futurebird @llewelly if you like this kind of stuff you could check out this book. Every other chapter describes a different scenario similar to this. The author actually studied zoology!
    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/48643567-the-doors-of-eden

    lowqualityfacts, to random
    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

    Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

    -want to say y'all but do not because you are not a southerner and it would feel inauthentic.

    -once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.

    -think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.

    -poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @lowqualityfacts do we need to check all of them or is just some ok?

    futurebird, to random
    @futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

    Listen I know we need a lot of variables in math. A single alphabet won’t due. So capital and lower case letters can be different variables. I can even roll with the idea that letters of the same case in different typefaces can be distinct— but, I still find the abusive use of C in Hoggs Mathematical Statistics a little extreme… we couldn’t get more distinct typefaces? How many students have cried because you did this, Hogg? (i otherwise love this textbook it’s so much fun) /math rant

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @photos_floues @wcbdata @futurebird I'm pretty sure my Optics professor made up at least two Greek letters

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar
    lowqualityfacts, to random
    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

    Did you know that you're allowed to be sad about children being killed? You don't even need to explain your political beliefs to justify why you are sad about children being killed. Some people on the internet may try to tell you otherwise, but they are what we call "not worth listening to".

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @lowqualityfacts another high quality fact… you're on thin ice

    areino, to random
    @areino@laterracita.online avatar

    El escenario “grey goo” pero no con nanotech y materia, sino con LLMs e información.

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar
    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @areino espero por tu bien que no hayas leído ese libro

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @areino Fall. Digamos que le sobran 600 páginas.

    fbpsy, to random Spanish

    "Siempre puedes negociar la hipoteca con el banco. Si tus condiciones son malas, será que negociaste mal".

    La negociación con el banco:

    • Oiga que yo solo quiero que me preste dinero.
    • Ya, pero para eso me tiene que comprar tres seguros, una alarma anti okupas, una enciclopedia y una bicicleta estática, todo financiado a plazos y pagando interés.
    • Bueno, necesito el dinero. Vale. Al menos se lo devolveré anticipadamente para saldar la deuda cuanto antes.
    • Jaja NO.
    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @fbpsy no sé de qué se quejan tanto estos liberales, cuando son libres de negociar libremente entre iguales pagar menos impuestos con el Estado, lo que pasa es que no saben negociar bien

    ZachWeinersmith, to random
    @ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social avatar

    A while back I had this comic script I didn't end up using where politicians create AI duplicates so they can communicate personally with every single constituent. I wonder how long before a campaign tries an LLM version of this?

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @ZachWeinersmith i was under the impression that LLMs needed more text in their training set than any person produces in their lifetime :ablobthinking:

    fbpsy, to random Spanish

    Reflexión al hilo de alguna conversación que estoy teniendo.
    Ahora mismo estoy en las tres redes sociales: Twitter/X, Mastodon y Bluesky. Posteo poco, a veces copiopego lo mismo de una a otra, pero a menudo pongo cosas diferentes. Supongo que tengo algo de desgana para participar en tres sitios a la vez. Por otro lado, el ambiente de cada una me parece superdiferente...

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @fbpsy y threads no tienes? 🤡🤡🤡

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @fbpsy twitter se pasa la GDPR por el ojal regularmente. Lo decía más bien porque he oído que no hay nadie

    ehproque, to random
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    Does anyone know of a way to delete all your tweets? (Something that still works, obviously)

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @andrewblasco no, si borrarla la voy a borrar, pero ha habido gente a la que se la han desborrado por accidente, con tweets y todo

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @andrewblasco @areino tú sabes algo?
    Si no, a las muy malas, me haré un JavaScript que vaya dándole a borrar uno a uno 🤦‍♂️

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

    @areino @andrewblasco ya imaginaba; gracias igualmente

    lowqualityfacts, to random
    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

    For the sake of empathy, I ask you all to take a second to consider things from the perspective of Conservatives:

    Inflation is out of control. Housing is unaffordable. The healthcare system is broken. Everyone is drowning in student debt. Ecosystems are collapsing. We're constantly on the brink of war.

    So naturally, one would ask, how can we even hope to solve these daunting and complex issues if we do not have detailed information on the genitals of every American citizen?

    ehproque,
    @ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • megavids
  • mdbf
  • ngwrru68w68
  • tester
  • magazineikmin
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • khanakhh
  • InstantRegret
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • Durango
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • JUstTest
  • tacticalgear
  • osvaldo12
  • normalnudes
  • cubers
  • cisconetworking
  • everett
  • GTA5RPClips
  • ethstaker
  • Leos
  • provamag3
  • anitta
  • modclub
  • lostlight
  • All magazines