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futurebird, to random
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I got my chipped front teeth fixed! I feel like a game show host. It was very expensive but worth it.

The problem is I can't use the aspirator to collect ants anymore, I need to use a "pooter" since the dentist said it's probably what was chipping my teeth. :(

now they are too perfect looking.

freemo,
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@futurebird looks great, im glad your happy!

Catawu,
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futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

... I thought the fluon was ineffective against carpenter ants since I'd still find them on the lid from time to time... so I stopped applying it.

BIG MISTAKE

I think about 30 of them escaped just now. They were very sneaky! They had a little outpost on the lid near where it opens waiting for when I'd remove it next. As soon as one got through-- the peleton unleashed itself dashing for the unknown!

They have no idea what's out there but they are going to find out!

GreenSkyOverMe,
@GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social avatar

@futurebird Wow, that sounds pretty smart!

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@GreenSkyOverMe

It came off as diabolical! Normally I check the lid before removing it, but without the slippery fluon they were able to hang in the corner in a little "escape posse" right near the edge of the lid.

Maybe they are attracted to "prospecting" trails that indicate the possibility of unexplored territory. I'm going to add a second outworld for them, they just need more space to wander around and cause ant trouble-- if I don't my whole coop will be their "outworld"

futurebird, to random
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Instead of a royal family of humans... why not go for a royal family of feral cats?

There could be shows about them, and "kitten presenting ceremonies" and intricate family trees to mull over... and it'd be much more wholesome...

futurebird,
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The royal cat family could get dressed up in little crowns and capes then the nation could watch with delight as they wriggle out of them in annoyance.

The people need a silent symbolic leader? Why not a cat?

floatybirb,
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@futurebird also tabloids would be way better if we had symbolic cat rulers instead of boring human monarchs.

"Royal drama today when Purrincess Muffincakes hid in a cabinet and then bopped Purrince Crackers in the head, leading to a heated hissing match!"

Empurress Ringo II could not be reached for comment on this incident, as she was busy mewing at a bug that was sighted on the palace ceiling."

futurebird, to random
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I would be embarrassed if my country had a lavish gold hat ceremony for a guy who isn't even elected or clearly in charge of anything ... except when he is... and you have to pay for the hat.

It's not worth it. IMO.

Jgmeadows,
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@CStamp @futurebird They say the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt is they were too heavy for the British to take them…

Jgmeadows,
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@CStamp @futurebird it’s a classic

futurebird, to random
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I tried to go take a peek at the new leaf cutter ant colony at the AMNH but golly geez... the line was SO LONG. I gotta try to go first thing in the AM.

I'm glad it's popular, though. Every museum can be improved with ant colonies!

ianrosewrites,

@futurebird I selfishly hope it's calmed down by the time I make it to New York next. I grew up loving the AMNH so much. If any one thing sparked my biology interest, it was standing under the blue whale. I can't wait to see the ants.

xris,
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futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

When the right says "we need to do something about mental illness" what they mean is what happened to Jordan Neely.

When they mention that Jordan was suffering from mental illness listen to the tone. Listen to how, like him being homeless it's a justification for ... murder.

I live in the south Bronx. I've seen some very loud, 'erratic,' belligerent even, baseball fans, drunk, peeing on our sidewalks-- why aren't they on the "just kill em for being annoying" list too?

Lachesis,
@Lachesis@ohai.social avatar

@futurebird
right? & college towns always have some frat boys who are demonstrably much more dangerous than houseless folk. they don't get publicly murdered, with helpers to hold them down... i mean the whole scenario is just so obvious, it's literally sickening.

ddsnorth,

@futurebird sad reality: humanity isn't a right nor left ideal.. but a political drawer divider which seperate our humanity into 2 tiny boxes. To break free from the divider.. we must stop seeing humanity as a 2 poli party entity. Indigenous genocide, European colonialism is how the West was won. Greed, corruption, is how the West was/is lost.

futurebird, to random
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When do we call it lynching again?

freemo,
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@peterdrake

First im hearing the name, ill look it up, thanks.

@futurebird

stripey,
@stripey@meow.social avatar

@futurebird in the immortal words of the Time Hater just before killing a white slave owner in a sketch Comedy Central originally refused to air:
"How about now'ish?"

futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Make your neck look more delicate and intimidate your enemies with large pearls.

(follow me for more incredible fashion advice)

yuki2501,

@futurebird Is this okay? 😁

secretsloth,

@futurebird forget clutching your pearls, you'd only have to clutch pearl! How efficient!

futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

So worried about the woke mind virus they aren't even aware of the pro-ant virus spreading like wildfire.

futurebird,
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@golgaloth

She just wants to help!

drwho,
futurebird, to random
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The Xerces society has "ambassadors" to answer you insect concerns and questions. I don't know if they will be able to help me but it's worth a shot...

If you love insects it's a great organization!

carolannie,
@carolannie@c.im avatar

@futurebird yES, A great organization that looks at ecosystems as well!

georgeeyong,
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@futurebird I was curious about the name "Xerces" and looked it up. Nice!

https://xerces.org/about-xerces

futurebird, to art
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Chen Zha has some of the best ant-themed prints you'll find anywhere.

There's even one featuring the myrmecophilous guests of the ants.

buy them here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WitchXingStudio

A drawing of an acorn ants showing the colony within.
A circle of honeypot ants.
The guests of ants.

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

I require everyone to look at the little acorn ants who are peeking out of the weevil hole.

Look at them1!

futurebird, to random
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Clarance really called his grand nephew an "at risk youth" as this kid got sent to fancy private boarding schools for bad little rich kids-- you know just a typical street kid ... not someone with CONNECTIONS.

I don't know any other black person on earth who would say such a thing. About your own flesh and blood.

And all he had to do was report it and we couldn't even fuss over it.

and he ain't even done that!

fmhilton,
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@futurebird I did a damn eyeroll when I heard that. Such bullshit. His grandnephew was as much at risk as Clarence was. Clarence Thomas likes playing the Oreo for his own benefit.

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@fmhilton

He HATES "at risk" youth. He hates them and would do anything he could to further deprive and harm them.

And he has spent so much time complaining about people playing the "race card" -- he's a walking talking race card.

Disgusting.

futurebird, to random
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Something came in the mail today. I can only draw one conclusion.

it is very sharp
pica

joshfreedman,

@futurebird so when a human orders a knife it’s “for practical purposes”, but when cats order one it’s “suspicious” and they say “cats don’t need knives”

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@clouddweller

You see what I have to deal with?

I post about Pica hoarding knives, ruling with an iron fist, treating us like staff and what do people say.

"she's innocent"
"she's cute"
"let her have the knife"

OMG

futurebird, to random
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The drone attack seems pretty fake. But the best case for it not being fake is how ineffective of a propaganda tool it would be. One would hope Russia’s propagandists would be more savvy. A bully wants everyone to feel sad they got bit back? Really? Consider moral boost either way. Either Russia is hitting herself desperate for sympathy— or a tiny nation pulled off something incredible. Win win for Ukraine.

I don’t really care who was responsible. If Mr Putin dislikes it he can easily LEAVE.

beingextorted,

@futurebird If Putin needs a place to rest and relax and possibly 'regroup', I believe there might be a room for him at the Hague...I hear the weather there is lovely this time of year.

zachnfine,
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@futurebird If we get to the point that this seems like a false flag false flag false flag operation I’m going to have to hand it to Ukraine, or Russia, or Ukraine.

futurebird, to random
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We’ll never ever get a remake of The Wiz that does the originals justice until whoever is in charge of that venture understands that The Wiz is vaudeville it’s a vaudevillian musical review.

cadenza,

@perigee @futurebird of course it is. Because that history was dominated by Jews and black people.

futurebird,
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@cadenza @perigee Don’t forget the gays.

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