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futurebird, to random
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Pica: Can I licky every bacon and poach egg?
Me: No, that would ruin the human breakfast, but you may have a little crumb of bacon and little crumb of egg.
Pica: donot want
Me: Then go away.
Pica: Can I PLEASE licky every bacon and poach egg? PLEAS

llewelly,
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@futurebird how can it be a poached egg if Pica didn't poach it?

futurebird, to random
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Nothing makes a meal feel fancy like quite like featherlight flatwear. I want forks optimized for spaceflight. Titanium butterknife! The new definition of luxury!

llewelly,
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@futurebird
I just want a spoon that won't bend when I use it on the ice cream I just dredged up from the bottom of the chest freezer.

(I mean, I have that, but it looks very old, and of course it's very thick. But I love it.)

in other news, the bowl I'm eating out of has titanium in the glaze. But not for lightness; it's super heavy. Titanium dioxide (rutile, usually) is a common high fire glaze ingredient. Although maybe not for mass-produced stuff.

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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Which best describes you?

("records" in this context are shellac, vinyl or resin etc. recorded sound discs played using needle)

If you have some records you can play and others you can't choose the third option.

If you have a player but it's broken choose the first option.

You "own" a player if one is in your home and you can use it when you want.

You "own" records if you are one of the people who must be asked if they were sold or thrown away.

mhoye,
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@futurebird I have bought and been gifted vinyl records, usually artists I want to give money to - I don't actually have a record player yet, but I'm (slowly, idly...) looking for one!

futurebird,
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@mhoye

I have just accepted that I like to look at the art and have them. I don't have space for a player and I don't want to not have the six records I've found.

One is music based on the sounds that ants make!

I hope every day to be asked to a record playing party where everyone brings their records from home and you listen to them.

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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Trump has said FOUR times that he will withhold federal funding from schools that require vaccines. Not just COVID. ALL.

This is most schools. This is hitting me where I work. This will lead to children dead from measles. It's obvious, inevitable.

Someone on here said they just couldn't bear to vote for Biden to keep Trump from office since at least under Trump there were better masking rules.

I hope that person sees this.

Worse is worse.

edit: because I don't know measles from smallpox

futurebird,
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We learned this the hard way: if you don't have anything tied to not getting vaccinated enough people will opt out out of vague notions about medical distrust, or just the inconvenience of getting it done, that you will have outbreaks.

Nearly all schools from Harvard to little community colleges simply won't let you teach or attend if you don't have the shots. It works.

When you have private schools without these rules ... that's where we've seen outbreaks. This is so simple. Come on.

futurebird,
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futurebird, to random
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Is there a place in the oral arguments or in the missives from the Supreme Court where the more reasonable justices can raise and call attention to the outrageous actions, conflicts of interests of their peers?

Shouldn't having a symbol, in support of an attempt to steal an election at one of their homes make it in to the record?

Could they be more aggressive in this way? If not why not?

They all pretend to be so impartial and its dishonest. It's ugly.

llewelly,
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@futurebird well, when the of the 3 left-leaning judges authors a dissent, you can check that.

futurebird, to random
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I hate what debates tend to be: soundbite mines where each side runs around claiming that they got in the best "dunk" and thus won.

It reminds me of when I as a teen and the ran the dozens in the school yard. "Yo mamma so fat the lobbyists say 'save some for me!'"

Can't even agree who won the last election. How can Trump ask to participate in a system he doesn't even recognize as legitimate?

Why debate Biden? You don't think he's president, right?

norgralin,
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@futurebird we’d all be better off of they were sent to individual rooms to write their answers. But it’s really just pageantry for future “internet owns”. So that’s what we’re getting.

futurebird,
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@norgralin

The more I think about it I think I'd enjoy it more if we forgot the "civil" debate and they just played dozens.

At least that'd be funny.

futurebird, to HashtagGames
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Riches and Wonders is a song by The Mountain Goats that's secretly about being in ant in an colony.


my fav cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gdLDLlFc3M

futurebird,
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Lest you think ants don't get drunk... well they do. Though Dorymyrmex always seems drunk and out of their minds ... that's just how they are.

futurebird,
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Just to show how I've thought about this waaay too much:

The line in the song "I learn foreign & exotic terms of endearment with which to address you" is the only line not sung by an ant: this is the ant mimic rove beetle who lives with them... they had to learn to make the correct pheromones to make the ants like them.

futurebird, to random
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From: https://www.instagram.com/matrondesign/?hl=en

Thing is, centipedes are famously fastidious. They wash every single leg multiple times a day and seem rather like a very leggy cat while doing it.

Perhaps it's because they are predators. Predators seem to tend to be into washing up more.

(I know it's a millipede in the cartoon, but that just makes it funnier since the centipede would roll their eyes at the complaining. )

futurebird,
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If you want to watch a centipede cleaning up well here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyfivql1V-A&t=25s

futurebird,
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@qurlyjoe

If you want a good video on this Deep Look did one of the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2RtbP1d7Kg

futurebird, to random
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Sometimes when I'm really tired I'll stare at a post in German on here and just wonder why I can't make any sense of it... then slowly I realize.

promovicz,
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@andrewfeeney @futurebird Note that ‚Eifersucht‘ is grammatically feminine, and English ‚woman‘ used to be masculine. „This is normal“.

futurebird,
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@TashTaylor

I can literally read most of this and it makes me feel like I'm having a stroke

https://mstdn.social/@kustawbessems/112461195789916561

futurebird, to random
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I filmed this two years ago, and the short video has become pretty popular. People are surprised that ants do this. Though to me it seems a general extension of their endless fussing over pupae... cleaning them and even biting them if they start developing into queens when queens are not wanted.

https://www.tumblr.com/futurebird/687533053186326528/harvester-ants-render-first-aid-for-their-pupating

futurebird, to random
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Flocks of graduates in colorful rayon robes, wind catching the hem, caps spinning in the air, groups of two or twenty: as much a part spring in The City Full of Schools, like the blossoms, like the balmy air— Like alates, winged ants, they gather and disperse forever.

Like the summer queens, whose wings are also one-use garments for celebration, for becoming

and for leaving.

futurebird, (edited )
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If I ever film a nuptial flight I'm using this music:

https://youtu.be/moL4MkJ-aLk?t=111

futurebird, to random
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My Camponotus discolor colony has produced a batch of chunky queens. They all eclosed on the same day. I wonder when they fly? Alates are a mixed blessing for ant keepers— they can really drain the energy of a colony and may lead to its end. But, it’s beautiful to watch. Seriously considering mailing these girls back to Tar Heel ants in GA —. who sold me the queen. They are legal in NY but it’s too far north to let them fly. He has many colonies— maybe he could find a way to get them mated.

futurebird,
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They are such beautiful ants! You almost forget how ravenous, warlike and sneaky they are!

The queens are all about the same shade of yellow/orange— which shows they all emerged at once. As their exoskeletons harden, their color will darken. In this species the wings are almost black—very striking! I hope the next batch isn’t all males— though this colony is massive— to think there were only 8 of them years ago.
(read alt text to learn how to spot a queen ant!)

A queen rests her wide head on her sisters back. They are in a cork nest and it’s crowded.
Some of the workers, that are chestnut brown with black gasters. Their gasters are a bit distended as this colony eats without end.
Side view of a major worker. Soon the young queens will be this red brown color. Notice the difference in thorax shape.

futurebird, to random
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yeah moss is great but how about a vascular plant that has basically ... gone back to the way of the moss...

Azorella compacta

It's... it's a carrot that has given up on having leaves...

Imagine a hostile planet with plants like this... could you tell that they once grew in less cold and arid climates? What if flora of the twilight days of a planet look like the earliest life... but when you look closer there are abilities, and structures that tell their history....

It looks exactly like a tuft of green moss.

earthtoneone,
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@futurebird I got all excited thinking this was the "star plant" that made me so happy when I was trekking in Ecuador, but the range and altitude didn't quite match. Turns out I was looking for Plantago rigida, which looks very similar, because apparently convergent evolution gave us a number of plant families with hardy little high-altitude cushion plants like this. TIL!

sstephenson,
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@futurebird I saw these llareta in Atacama and they were absolutely incredible. Alien. (They’re endangered now because they grow so slowly and miners harvested them for fuel)

Closely cropped shot of llareta flowers. They’re tiny, bright green, and tightly packed together like pile carpet

futurebird, to random
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Taking photos of exoplanets is important for two possible outcomes:

We see earth-like planets or life that inspires us to do space travel.

We don't see anything at all like Earth and sober up about this little oasis on the edge of a volcanic crater.

We are like the desert pupfish. That's why that strange little fish is so fascinating. It's a mirror.

A small welcoming pool ... where we might live for a long time... and around us nothing but death should it dry up and vanish.

llewelly,
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@futurebird
40 years ago, there was a belief among space enthusiasts that seeing earth from space would make people realize how fragile civilization is, and how important it is to work together to make it sustainabile.

Since then, billionaires have built space businesses which are clearly having the opposite effect on the rich, and poisoning the public view of space exploration. I fear discovery of a life-supporting earth-like exoplanet will similar results.

futurebird, to random
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Quick Tulip update: Didn’t see her for a few days and started to worry since she getting up in years for an ant. Just spotted her in the lower chamber doing some patrolling around. She’s at least two years old. Still full of life.

Close up of Tulip, a very good looking ant: she has a wide head and six sturdy black legs.

sashin,
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@futurebird What are the pink spots on her? Is that a specific species of ant?

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