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futurebird, to random
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My nervous Formica subsericea colony. These are black field ants. When I turn on the light they panic. A newly emerged worker (called a callow) cowers as her sisters stampede over her. She is newly emerged and not strong enough to run and freak out.

One of her sisters picks her up and she tucks her legs in like a pupae so she is easy to carry. In a few days she will be a lovely black like her older sisters.

The light gray ant picked up by a sister.
Side view of callow and fully hardened exoskeleton.

futurebird,
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Some people think my notions about "ant body language" are a little much... but look at that callow, how her body is low to the ground, legs close to her body... that's how ants try to be inconspicuous, and it can mean they are scared, but not wanting to be noticed. There are two other callows in the nest and they were not pick up. Just the one who was frozen to the ground as everyone ran around in circles.

futurebird,
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@starrwulfe They don’t let callows leave the nest. Really for the first months of their lives young ants do safe jobs inside the nest: feeding larvae, grooming their sisters and queen, and resting. The ants who venture out are the older ants and the further they go from the nest the older they are.

futurebird, to random
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It could be worse... cicadas could be as loud as my cat and they could all sing a song of suffering and injustice all day long:
"RAaaaAAHngh"
"Mrawahnagh"
"Angoororghragh"
"NraaAahrahah"

catselbow,
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@futurebird

"Scientists predict that the 17-year brood of periodical cats will emerge from laundry baskets this year and climb to sunny perches on windowsills, chair backs, and cat trees, where they will begin to sing their raucous mating song."

futurebird, to random
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Why is this sign so ominous to me? ?

chrishuck,
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@futurebird I was even more surprised that a White Castle had SEVEN phone extensions! What the hell are the other six?

KanaMauna,
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@futurebird
1 clam. Everyone has to share.

futurebird, to random
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When I pick up a wild ant such as this Camponotus pennsylvanicus minor worker I’m always anxious that I return her to her colony. I followed her after letting her go. She ran the full length of a football field then suddenly up a pole. Waiting there another ant of the same species. They fussed over each other. Grooming and feeding each other for several minutes. Then they tucked into a nook in the fence and went to sleep! I guess they won’t be taking me to their main nest today.

The sister she ran to find after the strange experience of running over my hand for a bit. They are feeding each other which ants do when nervous.

futurebird,
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I was trying to find the location of the main colony and looked up to see this huge tree stump. Probably cut down to keep leaves off of the field 😡— it was once home to a vast colony of probably 20,000 or more carpenters! The ants I saw are probably the great granddaughters of the single queen who sired the substantial colony that marked the great tree. The stump may prove home to many more large colonies as it decays— though, the universe of organisms that was once this tree cannot compare.

The chambers of an ant colony— now abandoned.

futurebird,
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futurebird, to random
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Maybe people who are sensitive to noise end up being better at tasks that require concentration because they seek out quiet for fear of overstimulation and then are better able to think because they have fewer distractions.

futurebird, to random
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Is it possible to devise a kind of encryption that will grow easier to break based on the passage of time? A key that can be reliably produced with enough calculations could be a start, but you can’t account for faster computers. Maybe a system that has a host of parameters based on other computers and sensors? but inputs can be faked. I don’t know if this question really even makes sense: it seems to bush against something fundamental and impossible.

MrBerard,
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@futurebird

Don't all encryptions grow easier to break with time? Just 'cause Moore's law etc...?

vruba,

@futurebird I think you have reasoned out the basic weakness here: there is nothing that is reliably all of (1) predictable to the sender, so they can set it up, (2) unpredictable to the receiver, so they can’t anticipate or interfere, and (3) not requiring some human-managed mechanism like a trusted vault opening. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trusted_timestamping is not the same but has some related ideas.

futurebird, to writing
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Writing Prompt: In a future time your grave is robbed. Who is the theif? How do they see the “treasure” of your grave as salvation? How do they find it cursed? What is one thing in the grave that they do not dare disturb?

(a grave need not be a physical thing and treasure could be gold or information or anything rare)

theplaguedoc,

@futurebird The plague kept spreading. It had even reached the outposts on Europa and Charon. Desperate, the archaeobiologists tore open the burying ground of a doctor rumoured to have wind of something that killed all pathogens. His final notes hinted at success, but he had insisted his research be buried with him, fearing it would be misused. They pried open the coffin, to find his hand clutching the tool to create his cure, and they wept when they saw it. It was a single, unlit match.

llewelly,
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@futurebird
reminds me of a bad 1980s novel in which paleoanthropologists, while investigating Clovis graves and the mystery of the end-Pleistocene extinction, find some intact dried preserved meat from the pleistocene. They reserve most of it for analysis, but can't resist eating some of it. Turns out it contains a horrible virus that turns every infected person into murderous super-predator, as would be required by Paul Martin's absurdly fast "Blitzkrieg" idea.

futurebird, to random
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There is a small brown rat nestled in a tuft of grass in the park this morning, holding a tiny fist of dandelion fluff and daintily munching the seeds. On a branch just above a common brown sparrow watches the meal with avarice. These are two characters who I often deny the honor of being “beautiful nature” but this little tableau is moving my heart a fraction to have some sympathy for them.

(Even if they both will be found in the bin eating french fry grease later.)

futurebird, to random
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I've been reading some history books about Europe in the middle ages. The matter of the education of kings is incredibly interesting. It seemed nearly universally recognized that an excellent education is essential to a family holding on to power. And even in the controversies of the day (such as religion) children of the ruling class were exposed to a surprisingly wide range of ideas. Including those treated as heresy for the general population.

futurebird,
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That is not to say these educations were free from ideological propaganda. Far from it. See: the divine right of kings.

Any of those monarchs could make a convincing and intelligent case for their right to rule. Even to an anarchist.

Education is a source of power. That only makes it more curious that fascists see no value in it.

Antipathy for education isn't the most evil thing about fascism but it is fundamental to its destructive power, and inevitable in-sustainability.

futurebird,
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@econads

Skepticism of general education is part of many ruling ideologies. What I find shocking about Fascism is that they extend this glorification of making your own reality through ignorance to those in power.

But I think that's why it never lasted very long as well. Believing your own hype.

The people may still compliment the emperors beautiful clothes, but the cold of nature will still freeze him and send him to his grave.

futurebird, to random
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This diagram from a paper on ant sleep is very important. It shows how queen ants in Solenopsis Invicta colonies sleep in plies like puppies.

When they are awake they like to have a bit of distance between them.

https://faculty.utrgv.edu/george.yanev/Papers/JIB_2009.pdf

futurebird,
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Somewhere... not too far from you there are sleeping ants cuddling. They have a massive family who loves them and a house filled with wonderful things to eat... and also a mission in life. (fill the world with ants)

Ants know how to live IMO.

bk1e,
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@futurebird scrolling through my feed Ooh, new xkcd comic

futurebird, to random
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Why is Trump saying "the prison populations are down all over the world"

"they are emptying their insane asylums and sending them"

??

This is just a pure 100 percent fabrication with nothing to even seem like it might, if you squinted, and read it backwards to back it up, right?

I mean if he can just say any damn thing and people will buy it why not? Wow.

chillanarchist01,
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futurebird,
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@chillanarchist01

That's not based on nothing.

The bar is:

"the jails and insane asylums all over the world are being emptied" (no evidence of anything like this) and "they are sending people from insane asylums to the US" (also based not nothing.)

futurebird, to random
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Get ready for a host of awful commentary about the Flynn Effect (the general tendency, since 1930 to about 2000 for test scores and IQ test scores to increase) "reversing"

I'm certain no one will use this data to make nefarious or evil political points!

OK, but what is really going on? Since there has never been consensus about the origins of the Flynn Effect in the first place who knows!

(It's education. People are better at tests when they spend time getting educated and taking tests)

futurebird,
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Personally, I worry that the attempt to snatch away mass access to the power of a liberal arts education is working. That would make people worse at math and reading tests... and more importantly it will make people easier to manipulate...

But I can't prove that. It's just what I worry about.

futurebird,
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Also, we should always consider if people being good at tests is the goal, or a possible symptom of more grounded goals.

I'm certain this change will be discussed in a rational way and we won't need to listen to people blaming "social media" for the whole thing.

futurebird, to random
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Friends. I don't get it.

I understand the idea of a loan: borrow money, pay it back over time plus a fee for the favor of having more money sooner.

I understand having a company and taking out a loan: borrow money to do something to help the company make more money and pay it off... but it's OK you made enough that it was a good idea.

But HOW can someone borrow money to BUY a company then say the cost of the loan should go on the companies books?

I don't get it. :(

james,
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@futurebird It's a great idea when you get to write the rules of acquisition and nobody stops you.

/edit, but yeah, I don't get it either.

bug,
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@futurebird presidents and CEOs seem to use the companies they run as their own personal checkbooks a lot

futurebird, to random
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Imagine being so “rich” you couldn’t have friends, or lovers or a family since the unnatural force of your wealth distorts all human relationships and interactions— turning kindness to suspected obsequiousness compliments to base spaniel fawning, love to a product worn for prestige— and the few who were not perturbed by the magnet of wealth come to hate you for all your suspicions.

twipped,
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@futurebird @rysiek gestures at Markus Persson

futurebird, to random
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NYC pretends to be a modern city. But really we are still a place with fishmongers and cutlers. Cabarets and speakeasies.

The cutler’s flier advertises when he will bring around his grindstone. (gotta remember my knives that day)

promovicz,
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@futurebird I think it‘s cool for older ways to survive. We may even need them?

llewelly,
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@futurebird
a cabbie
took a bear
wearing a beret
to the cabaret

singing
♬ ca berry beret ♬

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