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jaydead

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mediocre computer engineer
abysmal herb grower
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sjvn, to random
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This is true.

jaydead,
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@sjvn dumbass kids keep leaving body parts at home when they go out

twostraws, to random
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The most dangerous thing about ChatGPT is how utterly certain it is.

jaydead,
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@twostraws WOKE ai TRANSes doctor

MissingThePt, to random
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Biden and Trump agree that RFK Jr. may join their presidential debates but only if he is first dewormed.

jaydead,
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@MissingThePt Trump: "I'LL DEBATE THAT WORM, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE"

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Positioning himself as the reform candidate, Donald Trump vows in a second term to commit fewer crimes.

jaydead,
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@MissingThePt it may be the most effective way to lower the crime rate

gutenberg_org, (edited ) to books
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American physicist Richard Feynman was born in 1918.

He developed the Feynman diagrams, a pictorial representation of the mathematical expressions governing the behavior of subatomic particles, which provided a powerful tool for calculating complex interactions among particles. He received the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1965 jointly with Julian Schwinger and Shin'ichirō Tomonaga for their fundamental contributions to the development of quantum electrodynamics (QED).


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jaydead,
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@gutenberg_org also known for being a notorious misogynist!

MissingThePt, to random
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jaydead,
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@MissingThePt I heard she shot one of her kids for getting a B+ in math

Techaltar, (edited ) to random
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I have an annoying thing on my MacBook where video seems to be jumping back and forth in brightness/saturation. Feels like HDR is being turned on and off every few seconds depending on what is on screen. A quick Google search led me nowhere. Does anyone know what my issue is and how to fix it?

Things I've checked that haven't worked:
❌ True tone
❌ Auto-brightness

jaydead,
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@Techaltar I weirdly have the exact same problem in Manjaro on my pc, also with an HDR monitor. Not sure why, but the display brightness seems to be linked to the contents of the screen. This means that typing white on black text will cause the display brightness to "flutter"

MissingThePt, to random
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I’ve been enjoying Taylor Swift’s new album “Tortured Poets Society.”

jaydead,
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@MissingThePt maybe I live under a rock, but it took me almost five minutes to figure out what point was missed here

rebeccawatson, to random
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seems like the 4 horsemen of atheism are dying in the order I liked them, just like the beatles. richard dawkins is gonna stab ringo starr to death in 2065 mark my words

jaydead,
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@rebeccawatson I always liked him (Dennet) more than Hitchens

MissingThePt, to random
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Donald Trump is insisting on a jury of his peers, but does the jury pool have a sufficient number of adjudged rapists?

jaydead,
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@MissingThePt it will if he gets to nominate them

taylorlorenz, to random
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They need to start selling chocolate chip cookie dough without the chocolate chips. The chips only detract from the dough/cookie! In this essay I will

jaydead,
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@taylorlorenz please add a paragraph on cookie dough ice cream as well, which is RUINED by frozen ROCKS of chocolate

MissingThePt, to random
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Margot Robbie slated for upcoming ‘Monopoly’ movie, to play Thimble.

jaydead,
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@MissingThePt I look forward to seeing Jason Statham as the car

dgoldsmith, to random
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“How can you listen to a kid who wants to change sex? My kid wants to be a dinosaur!”

Because unlike wanting to be a dinosaur, there's decades of science showing kids with persistent gender dysphoria:

  1. Rarely grow out of it
  2. Continue to suffer if not treated
  3. Suffer lifelong pain if they go through the wrong puberty
  4. Are at significant risk of suicide/self-harm if untreated
  5. Thrive as well as cis kids if they are supported by family/friends and given gender-affirming care
jaydead,
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@dgoldsmith as a kid that did experience dinosaur dysphoria, I can confirm that getting dinosaur affirming surgery did not help. It brings me anguish everyday.

MissingThePt, to random
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The reason I don't post selfies is too many of you would think it's unfair I'm that funny AND that good looking.

jaydead,
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@MissingThePt I'm already so jealous of your beautiful red eye and your 3 legs

MissingThePt, to random
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“For when you want to enter in your own Assassination Coordinates.”

jaydead,
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@MissingThePt oh wow, I'm so excited for this to be unveiled in august of 3008. Maybe it'll actually work by then

donni, to random
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Cheese eaten after midnight has no calories and extends your lifespan

jaydead, (edited )
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@donni luckily, if you think about it, ALL cheese is eaten after midnight

nixCraft, to linux
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Do you agree?

jaydead,
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@nixCraft isn't windows the most expensive of the three operating systems?

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