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mikej

@mikej@mastodon.online

Mike J 👹🐀 🤘🏻
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(Demon rats, fuck yeah.)

Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit

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  • mikej,
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    @grammargirl
    3.0 72 km W of Petrolia, CA
    2024-04-17 17:02:14 (UTC)

    JuliusGoat, to random
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    Isn't it interesting that every killing by every cop is just a single bad apple that should never be thought to spoil the bunch, while every protest by and on behalf of marginalized people must be flawlessly perfect, or all participants deserve the brutality the police exist to deliver to them?

    mikej,
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    @JuliusGoat Also, the cops are supposed to be trained professionals and are allowed to slip up and accidentally murder people every now and then, but emotional kids with no actual power are not allowed to even once use hyperbole.

    ai6yr, to random
    mikej,
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    @Andres4NY @ai6yr 7-11s demand space on the road but I always see them running red lights.

    mathowie, to random
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    In March of 1997 WIRED Magazine published their cover story on how browsers might soon disappear as everyone would prefer stuff pushed to them instead of discovered via following links.

    It was widely panned and browsers are still very much alive today but I have to say when I look at Instagram and TikTok, those are all-Push content apps and maybe WIRED got it a little bit correct?

    mikej,
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    glennf, to random
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    Not an ad for sex work but for prepress

    mikej,
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    @glennf "Put it on! Put it on!"

    ernie, to random
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    So, when I was growing up, students at my high school described the devil horns hand gesture—i.e. 🤟or 🤘, sometimes 🤙—using the word “boggs.” It was used essentially the entire time I was in school by most of the male student body, and I have no idea why they described it with this word. I have never heard it beyond my high school days.

    Does anyone know why “boggs” was associated with this symbol?

    mikej,
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    @ernie Peter Parker's mom's maiden name was Boggs, and that's obviously the spiderman sign.

    heidilifeldman, to random
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    I’ve spent the past few days driving across the country. The natural beauty of Arkansas and of Oklahoma surprised me. The aggressive, creepy white Christian evangelical vibe of western Tennessee did not surprise but it disturbed me. The Texas panhandle was as nuts as I anticipated. Some billboard messages from Texas follow. 1/

    mikej,
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    @heidilifeldman Laramie, WY. Note he's against those big city (pop 30k) Laramie socialists

    jwz, to random
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    DNA Lounge Update, Wherein this is just a sleepy seaside town now
    https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2024/04/16.html

    mikej,
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    @jwz Remember when there used to be a variety of diner like places that did a huge chunk of business between 3 and 6 am because post show you (and a couple hundred others) really wanted some greasy eggs and coffee (and a chance to talk to your friends about how cool the band was at a non-deafening volume)?

    Alice, to random
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    More like aurora boring Alice.

    JK, I'm just jealous because I can't see anything in the Bay Area.

    mikej,
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    @Alice Did you try looking through the phone on your camera? We stepped outside and didn't see much of anything at first, then it popped out through the camera.

    Do yourself a favor and try it with a camera if you haven't.

    dangillmor, to random
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    Whenever I see a news article that discusses "unindicted co-conspirators" my immediate reaction is: "If they're co-conspirators, and not cooperating with the prosecution, why the hell weren't they indicted?"

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-giuliani-meadows-unindicted-conspirators-michigan-fake-elector/story?

    mikej,
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    @dangillmor Because you only indict people if you can prove it in court. You might get more evidence to indict them later, but if you take a shot and miss there's no going back.

    BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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    mikej,
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    @BlackAzizAnansi (From NYT) "Commissioners Melissa Holyoak and Andrew N. Ferguson, two Republicans, voted against the measure."

    Republicans once again showing how much they hate the free market.

    lauren, to random
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    All too often I see techies (and clearly I qualify as a techie) who don't seem to give a damn about non-techie users of these systems. So long as there's some techie workaround for privacy-invasive systems ("oh yeah, do this to the URL -- run this extension, do this and that") they don't seem to be concerned at all that the vast majority of people just use systems in their default states and are burned every day by these systems. I've seen this attitude by so many techies my entire career, and if anything it's worse now. This is, by the way, where the term "lusers" for users (commonly heard in the tech community) came from. I find this attitude by this segment of techies to be disgraceful.

    mikej,
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    @lauren I've heard something like, "if it's just me or a small group of super techies working around this, it's not worth it to BigCorp to kill the workaround. If I make it easy for everyone, I'll loose it for myself."

    w7voa, to random
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    Dozens of students walked out of Duke University's commencement ceremony with ome chanting "free Palestine" to protest guest speaker Jerry Seinfeld. https://www.vanityfair.com/style/story/jerry-seinfeld-duke-students-walkout

    mikej,
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    @w7voa I don't think Jerry Seinfeld has any say on Israel's defense policy.

    They should have shouted, "don't have sex with children."

    glennf, to random
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    Signs you’re living in dystopia: When a U.S. senator is compelled to make this statement:

    “I didn’t eat my dog. I didn’t shoot my dog. I loved my dog, and my dog loved me,” Romney said.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kristi-noem-dog-mitt-romney_n_66316f70e4b0849b2edd5cd4

    mikej,
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    @glennf He's the inspiration for one of the best crosswords ever made:

    mikej, to sailing
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    Exciting day on the water, but any day you're on the radio with Coast Guard is exciting. Happily, it was more exciting for somebody else and we were merely standing by to render assistance. Didn't finish the race, but we didn't break anything, didn't lose anyone.

    Back down the lake, our club's education director was missing for half an hour, but had been picked up by a jet ski almost immediately. She was safe, the person we assisted was safe, and we got in a pre cold front sail.

    mikej,
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    glennf, to random
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    This is actually quite sensible. There was a zoning agreement that the strip mall would exclude fast food but sandwich shops were ok. The court said, tacos and burritos meet the definition of how sandwich shops were described. Particularly like this:

    "the original Written Commitment does not restrict potential restaurants to only American cuisine-style sandwiches”

    Of course, tacos and burritos are truly American cuisine-style food.
    https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/112457616035372766

    mikej,
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    @glennf How is a hamburger not a sandwich?

    bedirthan, to random
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    Thought I told both of my D&D groups that I wasn't playing over the long weekend.

    Now both DMs have asked if they'll see me Sunday (at the same time).

    mikej,
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    mikej, to random
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    Seeing a lot of people today who have been fucked over by a PM who says, "end users always complain about changes at first, but they'll eventually see that this new way is better."

    mikej, to sailing
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    Running the dock today. Catalina 27 practicing mooring ball approaches, one rs vision practicing rudderless, 3 others just out for a sail.

    mikej, to random
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    Dear Republican candidates: do you believe each state should have the freedom to decide for itself if slavery or rape or murder or kidnapping should be against the law?

    mikej, to Roku
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    I really don't believe in violence, but when a person sets a preference in a piece of software and it gets changed back to what the company would like it to be (no , I really don't want your "recommendations", and I told you that before ), you should be allowed to punch the company's officers in the face.

    The is not exaggeration. I really, truly believe physical violence could bring us better software.

    mikej, to random
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    Illegal hotels told to not put spy cams in rooms.

    pezmico, to random
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    • Why are you wearing a mask?
    • Because I don't want to be sick, or make anyone else sick.
    • Oh I've been sick so much recently!
    • I know, I haven't been sick in about 5 years...
    • ... wow that's incredible!
    • Would you like a mask? I have lots to spare.
    mikej,
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    @pezmico "It stops me from biting people."

    mikej, to random
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    Drug ad:
    "Blah blah blah is not recommended for people with type I diabetes or children."

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