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mikemccaffrey

@mikemccaffrey@mastodon.social

Well rounded web developer building accessible sites for nonprofits. Animal lover. Aspiring ally. (he/him)

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ai6yr, to random

2 year old on a backyard roller coaster?! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0dolSAYOoQQ

mikemccaffrey,
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@ai6yr I vote for "toiling away in a mind-numbing job for a soulless company just like the rest of us, all childhood wonder but a distant memory".

mikemccaffrey, to random
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I have watched so many videos of pretending to be a -esque janitor, and it never gets old.
https://youtube.com/shorts/FXZYFWE2A94?si=o5_1Ie5Av1MnX7Dh

mikemccaffrey, to random
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"Don't blame me, I'm just married to a partisan wacko" isn't really the defense that these justices seem to think it is.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/16/politics/alito-upside-down-american-flag-house/index.html

sarajw, (edited ) to random
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In case anyone at finds my little :happy_pepper: stickers and wonders what they are for - it's pure silly fun:

https://front-end.social/@sarajw/109994451332222396

The emoji/sticker design is by @andycarolan 🥰

mikemccaffrey,
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@sarajw well, that certainly sounds NSFW.

KanaMauna, to random
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WhoTF schedules a meeting on Monday morning at 8am?

mikemccaffrey,
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@KanaMauna Don't encourage them further by attending.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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As a team effort between my toddler and my robot vacuum cleaner, I now have an injured foot. 😅

A toy building block was lying around and the robot vacuum cleaner pushed it against a connection ledge of the floor. I didn't see it because it's about the same colour as the floor and I ran into it at full speed.

It's bleeding and hurts like hell. Keep your fingers crossed that it's nothing serious. 🙃

mikemccaffrey,
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@kaiserkiwi I've been meaning to cut my toenails as well, and thanks to a slip on the stairs this morning, I now have a broken chunk of nail dangling off my big toe.

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@kaiserkiwi Oh, I do this every few months. I wait to trim my toenails until after I trim the dogs' toenails and always put that off as long as possible, since they consider the process to be literal torture.

rchusid, to random
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Joe Biden is not only committing war crimes. He continues to violate the Bill of Rights by prosecuting Assange for reporting on war crimes in Iraq, giving the government new powers to censor the internet with the TicTok ban & has expanded the ability of the government to conduct warrantless surveillance against those protesting.

mikemccaffrey,
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@rchusid There are thousands upon thousands of people who have been treated wrongly by our judicial system that I'd rather Joe Biden spend his time pardoning before spending even one moment thinking about that rapist shitbird.

mikemccaffrey, to ska
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Thai is not bad! https://youtu.be/JPOj78NiCXg?si=Jm3fFdA5X26EVcv6

mikemccaffrey,
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Well, I interacted with that song and now I'm getting endless clips of asian kids doing high energy dances in my YouTube feed. I am not mad.

https://youtube.com/shorts/9bIqLHY1yd0?si=TEgfzJaLIqdzQ2Z5

mikemccaffrey,
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Update: I now have this song firmly lodged in my brain on endless repeat, as if it were not already hard enough to sit still in meetings.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Kf-5f_oH6ig?si=qOh4kneq0_aMrZfE

mikemccaffrey, to Israel
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I love how the media keeps describing as being , as if young Americans are just really jazzed about supporting one small Arab community, completely independently of doing a against them.

sb, to random
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I don't see this mentioned as a symptom associated with , but since it's onset I've been plagued with powerful fits of hiccups that come on instantly and usually only last about a minute.

They seem to be triggered by changing position from sitting to standing. They seem to be more likely if I've had anything to drink while seated.

Any other with this, or just me?

mikemccaffrey,
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@sb Great, now covid is trying to annoy us to death.

lzg, to random
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people have all kinds of fantasies about what non-profit boards actually do. the answer is “it depends” but for most of them is not “get to say what the staff does”

mikemccaffrey,
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@lzg Or they have been recruited to the board by the executive director, who they will then leave completely unchecked until the organization reaches the point that it is literally going bankrupt through mismanagement and then they will finally take action after it is far too late.

At least that has been my experience.

mikemccaffrey,
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@lzg Yes, I've found that they suddenly get very engaged once gross financial mismanagement is uncovered.

foone, to random
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Wasn't there some browser that let you have bottom-tabs instead of the top-tabs?

mikemccaffrey,
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@foone Opera used to do that, but it seems that the functionality went away when they switched to chromium.

mentallyalex, to random
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Love is, remembering to plug in your thingie so it's good and ready when you are.

Thanks Alex, :blobcatlove:

Snuggles,
Current Alex

mikemccaffrey,
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@mentallyalex @KanaMauna My phone with 9% battery thanks you for that reminder.

mikemccaffrey, to random
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Wait, y'all aren't pronouncing the t in often? https://youtube.com/shorts/HGmZZDBmPqM?si=_Ij58aLFRVK5Oao0

stevesilberman, to random
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Imagine voting for a man for President whose followers terrify jurors in one of his criminal trials so much that they back out after jury selection. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2024/apr/18/donald-trump-trial-updates?page=with:block-662120da8f082ca1ade07f9a#block-662120da8f082ca1ade07f9a

mikemccaffrey,
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@stevesilberman I feel like anyone still supporting him after he took children from their parents and put them in cages, will likely not be deterred by some light jury intimidation.

futurebird, to random
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There are AI or otherwise programmatically generated "How To" pages. This one on shortening your dishwasher hose has an interesting choice of image...

If your hose looks like that the "shortening" isn't going to go very well.

mikemccaffrey,
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@futurebird If only our common technologies actually displayed that level of biomorphism.

lzg, to random
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    mikemccaffrey,
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    @lzg Oh, I thought you were specifically curated a tech-skeptical following that you would one day lead into battle and smite the system.

    rebeccawatson, to random
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    it’s house finch mating season! here’s a little seed smoochy I caught

    image/jpeg

    mikemccaffrey,
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    @rebeccawatson Those are very adorable dinosaurs.

    kristinHenry, to random
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    So far, I'm really loving Elsbeth!

    OK, I Love, love, love it!

    mikemccaffrey,
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    @kristinHenry I was liking it until this episode where she is trying to put Donna Meagle in jail.

    NanoRaptor, to random
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    The most unrealistic thing about Reacher is when he goes into a thrift store in a small town where everyone gawks at his size because they’ve never seen anyone quite like him… and he instantly finds clothes that fit.

    If this was the internet I’d say this is evidence of a time loop and they were actually his old clothes from the previous time around.

    mikemccaffrey,
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    @NanoRaptor Plenty of XXXL clothes at thrift stores since when they are donated, it is rare for someone of that size to come in to buy them.

    ai6yr, to Cats

    ScienceAlert: "Mysterious Link Between Cats And Schizophrenia Is Real, Study Finds" https://www.sciencealert.com/mysterious-link-between-cats-and-schizophrenia-is-real-study-finds

    mikemccaffrey,
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    @firefly @ai6yr @JasonStiff My wife and I have a 100% (4 of 4) failure rate with fostering.

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