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nev

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gene wolfe in the streets, clive barker in the sheets
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trans liberation now โšง
#nobot

[profile pic: drawing of big-nosed olive-skinned chinese-jewish androgyne in big glasses, buffalo plaid, and red lipstick]

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mhoye, to random
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We really need something better than bike lanes.

They aren't wide enough, they aren't safe enough, they aren't good enough. Now that ebikes and electric motorcycles, electric scooters (two, three or four wheels), electric skateboards and monowheels are common, we need something better.

Even on a regular old acoustic bike, if you can hold 30kph you are moving far too fast for the standard, next-to-a-curb bike lane. People just don't think bikes can move that fast. But everything can, now.

nev,
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@mhoye im sorry did you just say "acoustic bike"

kai, to Toronto
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The light was really pretty in #Toronto today. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Exterior day urban streetscape

nev,
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@kai it paints our ever present road construction in such delicate colours

nev, to random
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Have to talk to another human being, wish me luck y'all

nev,
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Update: I survived, and now have a nice haircut. Also the hairstylist saw with their own eyes how when my hair is shorter than two inches or so it simply wants to stand perpendicularly out from my head. I showed them a picture of a resplendent quetzal to illustrate what it looks like all over.

(Source: Cephas, Wikimedia https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pharomachrus_mocinno_Monteverde_05.jpg )

nev, to random
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Ughghghhh there's nothing for it: I have to answer the horrible email I have been avoiding all day

nev, to random
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Here beginneth #Monsterdon for Journey to the Center of the Earth (1977), mute at will

nev, to random
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Dream journal: at one of those perpetually-almost-going-out-of-business stores in the mall, bought an olive-green corduroy blazer and a black velvet blazer.

Upon waking, not sure whether I regret that I don't have them irl??

Also dreamt that I had to give shots to two cats I was taking care of, but I lost the info saying which cat should get which shot and was googling the cryptic labels on the syringes to see if I could figure out which was which.

nev, to random
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dear diary, today while looking for a cafรฉ I passed a trendy gender-neutral hair place and utterly, completely failed to go in

โ€ฆI'll look at their website and make an appointment I guess

I did find a cafรฉ and the coffee is good though :blobcoffee:

nev, to random
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took the plunge, going mouseless

i just got around to making myself at "home" (by swapping the fn and ctrl, thank goodness I have a Windows box to use <https://superuser.com/a/1608389>)

#ThinkPadClub

nev,
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(yes there's a bluetooth version, but I don't want it because I've often found myself doing things in the BIOS and that requires keypresses before a wireless keyboard can be detected)

sundogplanets, (edited ) to random
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Hello Toronto - I'm giving a public talk there in 8 days. Want to hear me yell about satellites for an hour? Come say hi!

EDITED to add: Oops I didn't give image credit! The image in the poster was taken by Joshua Rozells, see APOD link: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap220614.html

nev,
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@sundogplanets can you get away to a little nearby green space? I think that patch of woods just north of Sid Smith is still there. I found a pseudoscorpion there once.

[Google Street View link] https://maps.app.goo.gl/gYvwTByM5KYVvvHM9

nev, to animals
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Wasabi's crooked little face

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  • nev,
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    @amyfou @Taweret i extremely audibly groaned at that web pun

    nev, to random
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    Y'all it's #Monsterdon and there will be SPIDERS so, you know, mute at will.

    nev, to random
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    it's my birthday!! so i'm getting work done early and then skiving off to tommy thompson park with my sister, catch you later losers

    mhoye, to random
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    Well, a while ago I put a bunch of effort into making a minimalist install of Wordpress work with SQLite. Now that's over and I'm looking for an alternative.

    https://mastodon.social/@javi@goblin.band/112365876463601732

    OK, team, what blogging software do I want? I'd like a built-in editor, static site generation, generates/manages an RSS feed, doesn't refer to writing or art as "content" and isn't written or run by people who like playing footsies with the worst people in the world.

    nev,
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    @mrcompletely @mhoye @exchgr can a bitch get a link

    yvonne, to random
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    Sometimes you see the title of a new history book and can only nod to yourself in admiration.

    nev,
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    nev, to random
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    at day of in-person co-op workshops, hiding from everyone, pray for me

    normally not a huge deal but Passover taps out my Being Around Humans budget for, like, a month, so

    nev,
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    update: luckily this building has gender-neutral single stall bathrooms so I can actually pee. always a plus

    nev,
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    my thoughts so far

    nev, to random
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    I did it y'all, I survived the Seder

    nev, to animals
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    nev, to random
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    anyone on here selling nice high-quality trans stickers, suitable for outdoor use?

    blue-and-pink trans flag not necessary and, in fact, not preferred. i'm thinking like, pro-trans slogans, the โšง symbol, etc.

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    nev,
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    nev, to random
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    Y'all I am so happy to have my own copy of the Odyssey which I can dog-ear as I wish. Perhaps even underline. Like I woke up happier than usual because of it.

    Just raced through the boring bit (the Telemachy, books 1-4) and am now upon Ogygia, Calypso's island.

    nev,
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    my favourite bit in the Odyssey is probably the guy who survives all that shit only to die from falling off a roof drunk, also JUST before they go on a side quest to the underworld

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