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octothorpe

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I am something that you will never comprehend.
#UX #Prince #otters #funk #soul #lgbt #OldHead

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octothorpe, to c64
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vantablack, to random
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had to use the internet without ublock origin for like five minutes the other day and was horrified about what an ad-infested shithole it is, i can't believe regular people just live like this, it's like some horrible dystopian parallel universe

octothorpe,
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@vantablack @lisamelton it’s literally all safari users. I don’t see how they can deal. (*due to Apple’s rules and the way content blockers have to work in that browser UBO opted not to conform. It’s literally why I switched to a Firefox variant.)

octothorpe, to random
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This doesn’t surprise me.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article288695080.html ‘Giant’ cave creature — with teeth and claws — found in Australia. See the new species…

octothorpe,
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@sanguish no doubt!

NanoRaptor, to random
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Oh no vanillabean!

octothorpe,
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@NanoRaptor Absolute Sploot!

JenniferJorgenson, to pics
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octothorpe,
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@JenniferJorgenson “Tell her it was me…”

octothorpe, to random
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octothorpe, to random
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Remember when you could search the web and get the correct answer?

Yeah, that’s not gonna be a thing anymore.

gsuberland, to random
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Microsoft Recall is going to make post-breach impact analysis impossible. Right now IR processes can establish a timeline of data stewardship to identify what information may have been available to an attacker based on the level of access they obtained. It's not trivial work, but IR folks can do it. Once a system with Recall is compromised, all data that has touched that system is potentially compromised too, and the ML indirection makes it near impossible to confidently identify a blast radius.

octothorpe,
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@gsuberland @kencrandall on the plus side, it’s highly likely the information it spews is totally made up bullshit.

octothorpe, to random
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I cannot brain today. Send chocolate.

octothorpe,
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@tantramar clearly there’s some sort of universal brain problem today, and it’s best we all take the week off.

octothorpe, to random
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From a particular lens, AI is almost perfect today. It’s a perfect replica of a the people who made it:

A dude who is spouting utter bullshit with astounding confidence.

And future iterations will only ramp-up the confidence level. Solving for accuracy is exponentially more difficult.

octothorpe,
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I'll say this again. When a swath of people with an overindexed abuser population make technology, it will be designed to abuse.

octothorpe, to random
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Strongbad is older than majority of people on TikTok.

paul, to random
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I'm so sorry for my loss.

octothorpe,
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@gedeonm @paul Cool! Blank Paul!

pixel, to random
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The rule for making great hummus: If you think you blended it in your food processor long enough, no you didn’t.

octothorpe,
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@pixel thats why i use a blender. Vastly smoother. It’s probably also a function of the size of my food processor. I reckon this is an area where a smaller one may more thoroughly get all the chickpeas.

mia, to random
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We need unions.

And we also need employee-owned collectives that reject eternal growth, increased production, and shareholder profit as the goals of our labor.

The infinite growth model is destroying our world. We can build alternatives.

octothorpe,
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@mia i’m trying!

GottaLaff, to random
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Greg Sargent 🧵 1/…

Media coverage of Republicans stampeding to NYC to attack Trump's trial as illegit is marred by euphemism. This isn't just "currying favor" w Trump or "expressing loyalty" or auditioning to be his VP. It's placing Trump over rule of law

Rs are attacking judge, witnesses, prosecutors & trial as illegitimate. This isn't just helping Trump evade the gag order. The point is also to display in spectacle form that their fealty is to him over the rules that make the system function

octothorpe,
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@GottaLaff i hear you, but I have a slightly different (more cynical?) take on this: the folks who are now publicly defying Trump (by and large… exceptions obviously exist), were out the door anyway because they were old, or facing an election they didn’t think they could win.

They’re doing it because it’s safe and they’re juat trying to save their own reputation, rather than try to save the country by actively defying him from a position of power.

octothorpe,
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@GottaLaff yeah, i caught that once i got caught up with the TL. Cheers!

octothorpe, to random
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Ooooh, imagine ‘Inner Light’ but bad.

octothorpe, to random
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Aaaaaaw YES!

"I Wanna Be Your Lover"

on The Midnight Special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9nlmMA12Y

davemark, to ai
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From 14 years ago, here's the original Siri demo.

This is aspirational, not a show of features, but still, there's a tantalizing promise there that we never reached.

But watch that GPT 4o demo I posted earlier with this video in mind. To me, feels like we are much closer to that original dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpjpVAB06O4
#AI #Siri #GPT4o #Apple #WWDC #OpenAI

octothorpe,
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@dsilverman @davemark Also see Dark Sky.

Apple has a history of buying a company, shutting down their products, then making crappier versions of what we lost. Sometimes they do that to their own apps! ::cough:: iphoto ::cough::

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From M4 iPad Pro review by @joannastern

"iPadOS is far less capable than macOS"

"It's like having the power of a Ferrari, but driving it on a golf course"

Read the words, watch the video. My 2 cents, I wish I could run macOS on that M4 Apple Silicon, or get an iPadOS redo.

https://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/ipad-pro-vs-macbook-the-great-apple-laptop-tradeoff-3304323d?st=90tzwcjmrv8pb9n&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
#Apple #iPad #M4 #Mac #macOS

octothorpe,
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@davemark @joannastern i mean, we’ll all be able to run macos on big boy versions of the M4 in like, 4 months.

octothorpe,
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@davemark @joannastern because that’s how it has worked. First we get the weak chips for the iPad (pro), then we get pro/max/ultra in the macos devices. You’ve been here before.

Alice, to random
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I want to open a stationary ice cream truck that serves boozy snow cones called BroCones.

Kickstarter link in bio.

octothorpe,
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@Alice @lisamelton that’s just called ‘New Orleans’.

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