ozofriendly

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ozof, to random

my daughter made this. please enjoy the feels.

ozof, to random

mastodon truly is the oceania of the social-media world

futurebird, to random
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Wilbur72, to random
@Wilbur72@mastodon.social avatar

Chinese takeout $40

Tip $ 5

Finding out part of the order is missing Riceless

Johannab, to random
@Johannab@wandering.shop avatar

Welp. This has crossed my social timelines again today. And the ONE RULE I want to carry over from that bird place is this one: if the Tom Holland Lip Sync Battle Umbrella video arrives in your timeline, you must share the Tom Holland Lip Sync Battle Umbrella video.

Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk

CaptAntagonist, to random
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Not many people know that Earth, Wind, and Fire only got popular when they fired Water, Heart, and their manager Captain Planet.

batkaren, to random
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Sorry if I seem distracted—I’m still reeling from Janelle Monáe’s perfect breasts.

panicatthesisqo, to random

For anyone who’s interested - I’ve also added every I’ve posted to this playlist. I plan to add each day and will convert to YouTube for my YouTube music friends! I am also open to making this a connective shared playlist for the server we can all add to 🤠

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3aHKRnl7ZF1Yp2VL55r7Id?si=So4HFDKWR26jdoTG-jRJvQ

eric, to random

Happy from Zoe

beaveinflow, to random

What if we exist just to admire rainbows?

beaveinflow, to random

Hey, wanna come over and see my tick jar?

fuzzyduck,

@beaveinflow unsolicited tick pic 😆

adhdeanasl, to random
@adhdeanasl@beige.party avatar

If you drink maple on the downlow, you’re being syruptitious

shlepcar, to random

Untitled (Woman seated on black couch, in dark suit, writing)
ca. 1975
photo by Garry Winogrand

moritz, to random
@moritz@heiber.im avatar

@doot this you?

Smooheed, to random

I’m never calling it marrow again

beef_mcgristle, to random

noticing too late that it isn't salt water in the sensory deprivation tank, but chicken stock. as I hurl potatoes and carrots uselessly at the door, the temperature begins to rise. "I'll never have my next great business innovation idea like this" I think, the witch's cackle reverberating madly through the chamber

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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ianrosewrites, to random

People in security and computing have been saying for years - there's no cloud. There's just someone else's computer.

Right now, there's no AI. There's just someone else's work.

Stop calling generative text and image programs AI. It's inaccurate and insulting. They are just the evolution of corporate creative theft that's been going on as long as media corporations have existed.

alessandro,

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dgar, to random
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A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.

Bartender: “What’s wrong buddy?”

Strip: “Where do I even begin?”

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Play a game with me!

Make up a band name, and the name of their hit song, and post it in the comments. Bonus points for extra details about your fake band.

One from me to get it started:

Band Name: The Bastard Crime Syndicate

The Hit Song: Girl I'm Obviously Toxic, But You're Chernobyl

blake,

@RickiTarr Band name: Tadhg and the Oh-No-Nos
Hit song: Grilled water bottle sandwich
Formed in 1987 after frontman Tadhg (Theodore Sullivan) and bassoonist Dizzie D (Thomas Nguyen) met during a 7 Seconds show in Des Moines, the group became pioneers of the baroqcore subgenre of punk music, blending the brash, chaotic hardcore of influences Black Flag and Minor Threat with the delicate harmonies of Bach and Handel.

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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StefanThinks, to random
@StefanThinks@beige.party avatar

Do you ever think about decoy thoughts to throw off the mind readers?

supernovae, to random

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  • ReticentTurnip, to random

    This is not a haiku.
    Each line, an extra syllable.
    You should go fuck yourself.

    MamasPinkyToe, to random
    @MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world avatar

    If that little space between your big toe and your second toe is your erogenous zone, then flip-flops are the footwear for you.

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