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selzero

@selzero@syzito.xyz

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Creator of #TheInvasionOfTheDemonicCrittersFromHell

Demonic Critter progress and suggestions set to "Followers only".

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Other games can be found at #SelzerosGameProjects

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It appears that Peter Higgs.

Discoverer of The Higgs Boson. The particle that forms the Higgs field and results in matter forming in the universe, nicknamed by the media "The God Particle"...

... Is the only person that got raptured during the eclipse...

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Yes in England we say "Can I get a bo' o' wa'er"

Yes that is the correct way to say it.

Stop 'Mericasplaining English to the English.

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Hey my brethren with last names that start with a letter that comes after L.

THEY HAVE MADE US WAIT LONGER FOR LONG ENOUGH. IT'S TIME TO RISE UP!

Do they ask us to pay taxes later? No! When it comes to paying shit we are equal.

We are not taking it anymore!

Prince Adam (He-Man) raises his sword for the revolution!

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What is plural for "stable genius"

@GossiTheDog https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/112248110996426917

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Dinosaurs lived on Earth for 160+ million years.

Homo Sapiens have been around for around 300,000.

That is a difference of x550.

Just to put it into context of what that means.

Imagine 165 million years was the height of the Empire State Building in New York.

It is actually 380 meters without the weird stick on top. One of the tallest structures in the world.

1/550 of that is 70 centimeters. Not even 1 meter.

About the length of this ladies hair extensions.

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Adulthood has its pros and cons.

On the one hand, there comes a time when you see people bearing grudges against you, even after months of not interacting with them, and you don't feel bad, your core emotional reaction is to feel sorry for them, for suffering in the dungeon in their minds they have built and sentenced themselves to.

On the other hand, no one asks you what your favorite dinosaur is anymore. People don't care.

It's triceratops you heartless bastards.

It all evens out I guess.

Man weighing 2 options moving his hands as if a scale, and looking thoughtful.

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@Snowshadow

If birds are so real, why did governments all around the world have to simultaneously stop us all going outside "because of COVID" and change all the birds batteries?? 🤔

Answer that smarty pants.

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I'm not trans but I support this movement and would like to help get the wheels in motion, what needs to be done to achieve this? I guess we need to identify and sack the current incumbent deity, then create a job listing for a new god.

@jaelisp https://lgbtqia.space/@jaelisp/112241428920686128

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Guys my toast has NV1VS on it. What do you suppose this means?

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It is so tragically poetic, that since , our interest rate has shot up, so foreign people are keeping their savings in £ to make 1% over € interest earnings, and that is where our extra cost of shopping, mortgage, and rent is going.

We are giving others our money for free now. 🤷

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One actor that ruins every movie for me is Shia LaBeouf. He finds out which cinema I'm going to and walks in, wacks the popcorn out of my hand down the aisle, starts screaming about an IMDB review I left on an Indiana Jones movie in 2008. One time I wore a hoodie and shades, bought the tickets at an internet cafe with a friend's card, made sure I wasn't being followed, got into the cinema, he was already there in the next seat waiting. He is a meticulous stubborn son of a bitch that Shia LaBeouf

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Help.

My will power to deal with most of humanity seems to have been raptured with the eclipse.

Lisa Simpson on a tire swing looking depressed.

selzero,
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@OccuWorld niiicceeee.

This is the closest I got in the UK

DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THIS IMAGE.

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IDK maybe they don't want to live in a country with maniacs like Trump.

@DemocracyMattersALot https://mstdn.social/@DemocracyMattersALot/112236655582547111

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No one told me revolver was a valid musical instrument 🤔

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Hey you.

YES YOU.

What are you doing? Come on. The diem ain't gonna carpe itself.

Get up and

Gerbils in little helmets riding little Vespas looks like they are racing.

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The Amazing Spiderman TV series premiere was today in 1978.

British TV had a rerun in the 80s which I was not allowed to watch because my +§¢%€& aunt was living with us and had to watch Top of the freaking Pops so I got to watch Joe Dolce sing "Shaddup you face" instead.

"🎼What's the matter you 🎶 You gotta no respect🎵..."

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Her name is double barrel and HALF OF IT IS MONEY

@alex https://dads.cool/@alex/112229576602693581

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  1. What a time to be alive. 3 of my all time favorite albums hit the shelves.

Wu Tang with a worthy finale to their dominance.

Camp Lo's brilliant retro reimagining of the 70s. Still a great chill out album.

That Company Flow debut album is still on another plateau for me. The Sci Fi dystopian narrative and landscape it creates, that later spawned the underground sounds of Cannibal Ox etc, and has led a line through to today's Run The Jewels. Groundbreaking and incredible.

Camp Lo Uptown Saturday Night. A drawing of people partying in what looks like a 70s disco. A hat tip to a famous album from the time. I believe it was Marvin Gaye.
The Wu Tang Forever album was the second album recorded as a group, the last before ODB passed away, and honestly the last epic album they made.

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I'm not very good with understanding how the right wing religious thought process works, so someone help me out.

The Epstein and Diddy actions that traditionally belong in church being conducted by them outside of Church, could it be considered part of the "war on Christmas"?

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So apparently there will be a sequel to goonies.

I wonder if I get my wish 🤔

https://syzito.xyz/@selzero/111239486800916423

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Today's entry to the

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Another

A cute little wizards house just by the main University buildings in Cambridge.

A tiny shack with a wizards hat hung on the door. A Venus fly trap with a book for a head, and a plant growing magic books.
A tiny shack with a wizards hat hung on the door. A Venus fly trap with a book for a head, and a plant growing magic books.

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One of the original around Cambridge.

A tiny door with a present in front attached to the side of a building.

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It's Friday night, no school tomorrow so your parents don't care what time you sleep. They are not home and Pizza delivery just arrived. You filled your fridge with Dr Pepper, have Ghostbusters on VHS, and Earthbound on SNES.

It doesn't matter that you are 46 years old and it's 2024, what is stopping you living this feeling...

selzero,
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@miblo did you know it's a major inspiration for South Park?

If you think about it, it makes a lot of sense :)

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