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selzero

@selzero@syzito.xyz

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Creator of #TheInvasionOfTheDemonicCrittersFromHell

Demonic Critter progress and suggestions set to "Followers only".

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Other games can be found at #SelzerosGameProjects

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selzero, to random
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Here is a for you.

You are welcome.

https://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew?feature=shared

selzero, to random
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Here is one for DIY Mastodon

I would like to decorate the bathroom with pages cut out of comic books all over the walls.

Obviously I need some kind of plastic covering to protect the pages from the elements.

How does one go about doing this?

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They force market economics on us and tell us that "voting with our consumption is freedom".

Then when we do that they call it "Cancel Culture".

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80s. The hearsay era. "Someone said Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire, I'm not sure though"

90s. The multimedia internet era. "I guess the Encyclopedia Britannica and 3 newspapers are a good source.

00s. Crowd sourcing era. "500 random editors on this Wikipedia article can't be wrong"

10s. Fake news era. "I saw a website that exposed it, so it must be true"

20s. AI era. "Just throw the concept of fact straight in the bin, this is more entertaining"

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"I'm late for work and can't find my keys"

"Keith from procurement has it in for me and I won't meet my targets this month"

"I have no idea where I will find the time to study for this exam"

"How the hell am I going to get this much blood off, and how do you even start to dig a shallow grave"

We have all been there, use these breathing exercises to calm your mind, help you focus, and take solid steps towards your goals.

@muz4now https://mastodon.world/@muz4now/112297325075532919

OutofPrintArchive, to retrogaming
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Review for Secret of Mana on Super Nintendo from SNES Force 9 - February 1994 (UK)

This issue can be downloaded here:
https://www.outofprintarchive.com/catalogue/snesforce.html



Review for Secret of Mana on Super Nintendo from SNES Force 9 - February 1994 (UK) score: 95%
Review for Secret of Mana on Super Nintendo from SNES Force 9 - February 1994 (UK) score: 95%
Review for Secret of Mana on Super Nintendo from SNES Force 9 - February 1994 (UK) score: 95%

selzero,
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@OutofPrintArchive brilliant game

selzero, to random
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Dr Lewis patients worried the 5th Star might in some way degrade Godfather 1 and 2.

selzero, to random
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What was your favorite computer game in your childhood years?

Gifs get bonus points.

Original Super Mario Brothers. Mario doing his thing.

selzero,
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@fkamiah17 A very good choice.

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Autogenerated content is a cancer killing the internet, and everyone is going to blame everything but the profit motive.

selzero, to random
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We got all the Dad jokes y'all, Dad jokes with rhyming word play, Dad jokes with actual Dads. A Dad telling a Dad joke about a Dad. Dadception. Welcome to . Come one come all. No one leaves without a Dad joke.

@UkeleleEric https://mstdn.social/@UkeleleEric/112275356981261496

selzero, to random
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Have you given up on people yet?

H/T @dgar

selzero, to random
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As current affairs heat up in the middle east I want to share a little song I wrote, it's called "FUUUCCCKKK WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE"

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selzero, to random
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The Confederacy lasted 5 years.

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame has had a music career for 15 years.

He has a x3 longer stamp on history and heritage.

New rule, for every confederate monument, 3 statues of Waka Flocka Flame must be erected.

selzero, to random
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French people, when they get some alone time, and they don't have to do the accent anymore.

selzero, to random
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Seeing my friends is enough to make me realize that we need UBI.

Otherwise they are going to be on OnlyFans, and no one needs to see that 😱

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Now that circuses are not economically viable, where are delinquent MFers supposed to run away to? The invisible hand of the free market falls short once again.

Lotje, to Bloomscrolling
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Today's offering: blooming kwanzan cherry trees I took pictures of 7 years ago (to the day). I adore kwanzan cherry trees, but I don't know of any near my home I could conveniently walk to right now, so I haven't seen any up close in a while (the pictured trees are at a work location I haven't been to since the Before Times)

Closer view of blossoms and leaves against blue sky. The many folds of the double blossoms are on display here.
Even closer view of a clump of blossoms and yellowish green leaves. Out-of-focus branches and blue sky in the background.

selzero,
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@Lotje were you saying "nnnooo aleggeetttiioonns. Those are just rumours. Allegggeeedlllly. Don't be so ignoorraaannttt. Let's climb the treeeeee yayyy trrreee".

In South Park Micheal Jackson voice?

selzero,
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@Lotje

So, back in the day MJ had an interview in which he replied to all allegations with "allegedly!! That's ignorant" and kept going on about climbing a tree, which they eventually actually did.

South Park obviously had a field day with it.

https://youtu.be/IO7bc63pYPM?feature=shared

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😭

@wackomedia https://mastodon.art/@wackomedia/112236458074053702

selzero, to random
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The northernmost point of California is further north than the southernmost point of Canada.

selzero, to VintageOSes
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If you are a retro gamer you can hear this image.

#speedball2 #atariST #amiga #Sega #nintendo #bitmapbrothers #retro #retrocomputing #retrogaming

selzero, to random
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"Dear Diary. I'm not so sure about Genrikh Yagoda and Nikolai Yezhov. I suspect they may be CINO. Blue Commies. Yezhov seems to have an undisclosed house and Yagoda owns a field full of donkeys "for his mum". That's hella posh. Plus there was that office party with the curry and the beer. I'll have to do something about that. Also, I got to level 67 on Candy Crush and shared it on X. Taylor Swift liked it, she may be blowing her cover..."

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Is there a community where people like me that enjoy reading books as a hobby, can meet these people that seem to enjoy buying books as a hobby?

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