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selzero

@selzero@syzito.xyz

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Creator of #TheInvasionOfTheDemonicCrittersFromHell

Demonic Critter progress and suggestions set to "Followers only".

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Other games can be found at #SelzerosGameProjects

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I have new shoes, but it doesn't matter, because adulthood has dulled all of your excitement about life to the point that you don't care how fast people can run in their new shoes anymore. It takes me 4 seconds to get from my door to the corner of the block with these new shoes.

...You don't care do you. Admit it.

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Kevin MacAleer recounts a wild night out with his new mates.

https://youtu.be/JHbArtG3ooE?si=HNgjN9svkmR2LyDh

selzero, to random
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I want this Tory pounding to be commentated by that Norwegian football commentator.

https://youtu.be/PqZTP8-8wIs?feature=shared

selzero, to random
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May you forever and always be blessed with the amazing confidence and self esteem of this lady.

https://youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8?feature=shared

selzero, to random
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One of my birthday presents is "The Rap Yearbook" a hilarious walk through the history of rap music by Shea Serrano.

A section about NWA is in the alt text.

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Don't grow older. Grow better.

Another year, another birthday.

selzero, to random
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Is it true that Boris Johnson's vote was undemocratically suppressed because of draconian voter ID laws passed by his evil arch nemesis... (Checks notes)... Boris Johnson...

... Wait...

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Keep working hard and you'll make it eventually. Remember, Rory Breaker was once just Delbert Wilkins' gofer in small time Brixton based pirate radio station Crucial FM.

Vas Blackwood playing Rory Breaker in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

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Sneaky Snitch along with cartoonishly squishy steps

selzero,
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@masterdon1312 this is a good plan because Libertarians tend to own guns, so walk a mile in their shoes and THEN judge them, because you will be a mile away and they will have no shoes.

selzero, to random
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Your social media friends are real friends. Don't suffer in silence. Reach out when you need someone to listen. We should be more vocal when pointing that out, so thanks @alice for this post.

https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/112226605388012965

fkamiah17, (edited ) to UKpolitics
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Dear people who think George Galloway is cool - and I know you're out there - today he's announced that the Workers' Party has a policy to leave NATO, and that he doesn't think children should be taught that gay relationships are "normal" in an interview with Novara Media.
Have a word with yourselves.

Edit: Here's a link to the Novara interview with Galloway, with thanks to @virek for providing it.

https://novaramedia.com/2024/05/01/i-would-have-voted-for-george-galloway-but-then-he-said-gay-people-arent-normal/

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/05/01/leaving-nato-could-curb-migration-says-monty-panesar/#Echobox=1714579598-1

selzero,
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@fkamiah17

Galloway is essentially an angsty teenager seeking attention trapped inside an old man's body.

This makes him different from Owen Jones, in that Jones is essentially an angsty teenager seeking attention trapped inside an preteen's body.

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Today's development session accompanied by Mika.

https://youtu.be/0CGVgAYJyjk?feature=shared

selzero, to random
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The Lock Ness Monster finally gets what it wanted.

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"I only bought the best NFT, everyone was saying this was the best NFT, I showed the NFT to some very smart people and they said it was the best they had ever seen, it's a monkey with a cigarette and a sailors hat, no one in the history of NFTs has ever had a better NFT, but now I can only get a half eaten burrito for it. It's the corrupt Biden administration rigging the NFT market. Never in history has a president been so corrupt. Sad. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!"

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New coding buddy.

fkamiah17, (edited ) to random
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🚨 ACTION ALERT 🚨

Petition calling for the Irish Government to allow the Freedom Flotilla to sail under the Irish flag. Non-Irish residents can also sign 🥳 ✊ 🇵🇸

Edit: @selzero @hannu_ikonen @aral

Would you guys mind passing this round your followers?

Thank you my lovelies 🥰

https://my.uplift.ie/petitions/allow-the-freedom-flotilla-to-sail-under-the-irish-flag?source=twitter_share_button&share=b9d52a83-b86e-4c49-89e5-72f5d71770f3

selzero,
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@fkamiah17 @hannu_ikonen @aral :solidarity:

fkamiah17, (edited ) to UKpolitics
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I've got a better idea. Let's stop MPs expenses and give them vouchers instead. Lidl maybe? Or Greggs.
EDIT: Had to add this excellent suggestion from @moonrabbit
Food banks!

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/29/mentally-ill-people-being-used-as-political-football-campaigners-say

selzero,
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@fkamiah17 But then how are the most pious Tories going to fund their Grindr subscription?

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You know the music industry is messed up when, despite a decade of labour, world renowned artist Weeknd can't afford to get that last vowel from Carol Vorderman.

selzero, to retrocomputing
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How many of you owned the Atari Falcon in the 90s?

I really wanted one but couldn't justify it considering Windows, albeit boring and soulless, was taking over the world.

selzero, to random
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New Labour MP Dan Poulter's web page now redirects to the Conservatives web page. However, the Google search stubs are still visible 🫣

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A bill going through the legal process to ban TikTok implies the possibility that it might get amended and ban Excel instead 🤔

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The US Supreme Court stuff is so depressing.

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I want to get back into learning German, what would you say is a good source for an English speaker?

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Their problem with protestors is not that they "disturb the peace". It's that they disturb the violence.

selzero,
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@fkamiah17 😞

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