Apparently 93 Tory constituencies are outraged that a "snap election" has been called leaving them with their (short) trousers around their ankles, not yet having selected their prospective parliamentary candidate.
Boo hoo. Poor them...
Unless they were expecting our Second-Past-The-Post Prime Minister Mr Tetchy to cancel all future general elections, we all knew that one would have to be called by January 2025.
#R4Today has been warning voters to beware #AI-generated Deep Fake propaganda designed to corrupt public elections during this general election year by telling us to watch out for tell-tale signs like a failure to lip-sync speech and video.
Has the Today Programme ever watched #C4News - on my telly the lips and speech hardly ever lip-sync!
Reeves is on #C4News talking about 'breakfast clubs' whilst Gordon Brown indicates the single most effective thing to take children out of poverty is to get rid of the two child limit in UC.
The Nastiz' Foreign Secretary David Cameron (that's Baron Cameron of Huggahoodie to plebs like me and you) has just said that Israel does not have the "unconditional" support of H.M.'s Government.
What's surprising is that Lord Cameron of Greensill needed to make this explicit.
Israel is a sovereign country, just as is (and was before Brexit) the Untied Kingdom. No country deserves our "unconditional" support.
Fascinating discussion on #LBC during the final hour of James O'Brien's show about Tory MP William Wragg (ironically one of the 'Common Sense' family among the Tories) and his apology for sending RichardImages (as we now probably have to refer to Dickpics to save politicians' blushes).
Left me wondering if Wragg's photograph has been added to the Commons Library's photo-gallery of Members of Parliament...
Benjamin Netanyahu is so apologetic about the Israeli air-strike that killed seven international aid workers for World Central Kitchen: "they were unintentionally targeted."
Thee vehicles were unintentionally struck by PGMs at three separate locations over a notified route 2km in length.
As Churchill said 'once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is 'unintentional'.'
If anyone should be criminalised for causing a public pong it should not be the homeless - it should be the bosses of the privatised water companies who are filling the Untied Kingdom's rivers, lakes and coastal waters with our shit...
As today our Second-Past-The-Post Prime Minister Rishi Sunak acts out the next scene in his performative tragi-comic melodrama entitled 'Stop The Boats', I am still seething at last night's #C4News report.
Our Home Office is currently granting asylum to Rwandan nationals fleeing President Kagame's repressive regime while Sunak is legislating to assert, ipse dixit, Rwanda is a 'safe country' to which we should transport our own asylum seekers.
Why is this man Hester being shunned for his racist 'jokes'?
Appalling as they are, shouldn't he be shunned - and his £10 million 'donation' returned by the Nastiz - because of the apparent conflict of interest that his company obtains significant amounts of work in our public health care system....
Why is it "appalling" and "unacceptable" to wonder if Benjamin Netanyahu had known about the October 7th terrorist attack planned by Hamas and had 'turned a blind eye' for strategic advantage, #C4News ?
Winston Churchill was forewarned the Luftwaffe planned to raze Coventry; he chose to allow the attack to proceed without opposition as Bletchley Park was concerned that to defend the city would alert the Nazis that the Allies were cracking their Enigma codes.
Perhaps what Netanyahu's Israel 'Defence' Force is doing in the Gaza Strip, which is resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands of civilians - most of them women and children, isn't War, Glorious or otherwise?
This evening I made the mistake of eating my tea while watching the #C4News piece on a group of England's chinless wonders apologising for their slave-owning ancestors. It made me want to puke.
The aristocrats, who say they want to stimulate a conversation, call for the state to make reparations. To whom?
These parasites should have their assets confiscated and titles liquidated, and be hunted for sport by the oppressed of all colours.