kubikpixel, to ai
@kubikpixel@chaos.social avatar

Artificial intelligence is also just like enlightened magic, which only does what we tell it to do and how we tell it to do it, not what we want to believe 😅

#ai #artificialintelligence #comic #funny #error #magic #fun #humor #joke #itjoke

davidaugust, to random
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The all-male, domestic terrorist group known as The Proud Boys is “rebuilding” after being degraded by January 6th prosecutions for crimes they committed. Come on guys, tick tock: you’ve only five months until your next coup attempt. Chop chop.

davidaugust, to space
@davidaugust@mastodon.online avatar

Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft headed to space yesterday and the crew expressed gratitude to the hardworking engineers and ground crews for their hard work and gave thanks to Boeing’s Executives for not having them killed as whistleblowers.

#space #boeing #starliner #whistleblowers #satire #joke #comedy

TheMetalDog, (edited ) to Humor
@TheMetalDog@mastodon.social avatar

During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:

"Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

#Joke #Humor #Funny #U2 #Bono

TheMetalDog, to Humor
@TheMetalDog@mastodon.social avatar

O_o

🤘 😎 😂 🤘

#Humor #joke

chiefgyk3d, to Funny
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need a way to black out on the go? Try the new McF*ck It meal from McDonald's. Made with 100% real depression. Available for a VERY limited time.

🎶 Ba da ba ba ba... I'm done with it

LeeFromVT, to Funny
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LeeFromVT, to Funny
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redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

Are all math puns bad?

No, just sum.

petelittle1970, to Starwars
@petelittle1970@masto.alittleofnothing.co.uk avatar

OK.. so I was bored ok? ;) have fun, enjoy the "joke" and don't spoil the "puzzle" for others ;)

redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

Why should you never argue with decimals?

Because they always have a point.

kubikpixel, to Humor
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ghostrunner, to math
@ghostrunner@hachyderm.io avatar

#mandlebrot #math #joke

Along with the coolest description of the mandlebrot set's relationship to the #logisticsfunction

https://youtu.be/ovJcsL7vyrk?si=vm9f5lOPq-l4tFZv

drawnonglass, to math
@drawnonglass@wandering.shop avatar

watching #QI. An infinity of mathematicians go into a bar and place an order. "I'll have a pint, a half pint, a quarter pint, an eighth, an ounce.." The barman says "I'll stop you there," and pours out two pints. "The problem with you mathematicians is you don't know your limits" #math #joke

Decentralize, to fun
@Decentralize@dt.gl avatar

Two incomes are better than one, so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial
freedom advice

Jester, to Jokes
@Jester@mstdn.social avatar

This limerick's simply sublime
And inspiring in meter and rhyme;
It expresses but nought
With intelligent thought
And to write it used acres of time

transactualuk, to nonbinary
@transactualuk@mastodon.social avatar

Wishing our agender siblings a happy Agender Pride Day!

ThatOneGuyT_T,
@ThatOneGuyT_T@mastodon.social avatar

@transactualuk oh shit I forgot I was agender (I never think about gender)

qkall, to Funny
@qkall@mastodon.social avatar

I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

@showerthoughts

mdmrn, to Christianity
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

It's only called true Protestantism if it broke away during the Reformation, anything new that came later is merely Sparkling Christianity.

grimalkina, to random
@grimalkina@mastodon.social avatar

When u are the strategic link saving ur building from catastrophic collapse and ur tired 😭

https://press.coop/@Nature/112445993229102567

Euthydemus,
@Euthydemus@mastodon.social avatar

@grimalkina I'm feeling like you could extend this, riffing on Elish: from being the "Moral Crumple Zone" to becoming the "Morale Crumple Zone" ( but ☠️ ) xref https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2757236

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