NuanceRhymesWithOrange, to photography
@NuanceRhymesWithOrange@mstdn.social avatar

Fun fact. The property line runs through the middle of this building, so King Charles III in right of Canada owns the left side. I, as 77th Earl of Burnt Bridge Road, own the right side.

"Charles", I said.

"We should round up a posse of Land Rover Defenders and fix up this hunting hodge."

"Would love too", he said. "But I can't seem to find the time. Too many doctors appointments!"

Oh well. I understand. Another time.

EntirelyTrue

BranwenOShea, to coffee
@BranwenOShea@writing.exchange avatar

My coffee is especially tasty this morning. Hoping you all get something especially good today.☀️

realmorningsseedescription

david_megginson, to writing
@david_megginson@mstdn.ca avatar

A relationship that begins with mutual annoyance, insults, and an unwillingness to respect each-others' choice of career and place to live isn't likely to end well. At best, the two people can part with civility and seek out more respectful and sympathetic partners.

On an unrelated note, I can't figure out why keeps rejecting my scripts.

random_musings, to random German
@random_musings@social.tchncs.de avatar

Yesterday, @pluralistic wrote about companies gutting once renowned publications such as Popular Science and CNET and turning them SEO clickbait properties: "Google reneged on the monopolistic bargain"
https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task

Today, Yahoo announces doing exactly that to Engadget: "...the changes paint a picture of an outlet cutting staff to focus on things like Google traffic, SEO, commerce, and affiliate revenue" 😔

"Yahoo lays off the leaders of Engadget"
https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/22/24080215/engadget-layoffs-tech-news-blogs-editorial-restructuring

ferricoxide, to random Romanian

Gotta love quotes like:

…like Popular Science, which began as a magazine in 1872 and became a shambling zombie in 2023, after its PE owners North Equity LLC decided its googlejuice was worth more than its integrity and turned it into a metastatic chumbox of shitty affiliate-link SEO-bait.

Kudos, @pluralistic

pluralistic, to random
@pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar

A funny thing happened on the way to the enshittocene: Google - which astonished the world when it reinvented search, blowing Altavista and Yahoo out of the water with a search tool that seemed magic - suddenly turned into a pile of shit.

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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task

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rberger, to random
@rberger@hachyderm.io avatar

@pluralistic coined yet another great new word describing the dystopian era we are living in:

The Enshittocene

Google reneged on the monopolistic bargain

"A funny thing happened on the way to the enshittocene: Google – which astonished the world when it reinvented search, blowing Altavista and Yahoo out of the water with a search tool that seemed magic – suddenly turned into a pile of shit.”

https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task

phrwn, to random
@phrwn@mastodon.social avatar

Another @pluralistic article that explains many things: https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task

I had no idea Popular Science had been PE'd to zombification. I wondered why I had started seeing them appear in search results again and just assumed they'd invested in their web presence, when the truth is much worse. A shame, because they were once a great publication.

SherBeareth, to Colorado
@SherBeareth@mastodon.world avatar

Holy Hell. 😶 Federal election subverson .

Per Slate.

After oral arguments at the in a grand that appears to make practical sense as a is beginning to come into view: The Supreme Court unanimously, or nearly so, holds that does have the to Trump from the , but in a separate case it rejects his argument and makes go on this spring or summer on charges.

fast_junkie, to random
@fast_junkie@mas.to avatar

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... switched from to , as to get caught in the price hike... (I'd rather get )

All went well... 16 ... one fell swoop... even my @protonmail...
Or did it...? Nope... worked for a week, then... nothing.

But I followed all the instructions... all the were green...!?!

Then it happen @protonmail disabled all my email accounts... ugh... now what... they can no longer my .

Suspension on my laptop (closing the lid) causes Wifi to not be available.

Hi, this is a long lasting problem that I didn't really manage to fix when I started using linux (Mint, Cinnamon). But now that I've been using it regularly for half a year and I have more experience in fiddling around, I'm trying to get it resolved....

pluralistic, to random
@pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar

11 years ago, my kid's daycare surprised us by announcing that they were closing for Christmas break a day before everyone else, so I ended up with our then-four-year-old daughter, Poesy, at my office for the day.

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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/12/11/daddy-daughter-2023/#not-bye

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mhuber84, to javascript German
@mhuber84@troet.cafe avatar

Zwei Tage suchen um herauszufinden, dass der "minify"-Teil beim Javascript-zusammenbauen bootstrap so kaputt macht, dass die Dropdowns nicht mehr funktionieren. Frontend-Development und ich werden keine Freunde...

golgaloth, to writing
@golgaloth@writing.exchange avatar

The struggle is real.

The_Icarian, to random
@The_Icarian@federated.press avatar

Forget Twitter: Amazon search is the poster-child for enshittification, in which Amazon locks you in (for example, with a year's shipping prepaid through Prime) and then you get recommended worse products while sellers make less money and Amazon pockets the difference.
https://pluralistic.net/2023/11/29/aethelred-the-unready/#not-one-penny-for-tribute

Znuk, to random German
@Znuk@swiss.social avatar

So ein Softwareupdate unterwegs ist auch eine brilliante Idee…

snazzypurpleman, to random

I think I’m going to die Lmao

-literally -I-caught-Covid-and-it’s-a-pain-in-the-ass -thrown-up-3-times-today

pmonks, to photography
@pmonks@sfba.social avatar
blackcilantro, to random Spanish
@blackcilantro@mstdn.mx avatar

Vengo de un evento familiar: hubo dos horas y media (tal vez más) de controversia ininterrumpida de política. Me siento pletórico. . Nomás quiero ver mi novela y fugarme del cansancio mental tamaño jumbo que me cargo.

glynmoody, to random
@glynmoody@mastodon.social avatar

UK protests planned amid ‘epidemic’ of dangerous driving - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/29/uk-protests-planned-amid-epidemic-of-dangerous-driving good job is closely attuned to the UK public's real problems...

simonforgues, to random French
@simonforgues@jasette.facil.services avatar

Me semble que ça manquait au Canada.

Depuis le 18 août jusqu'au 4 septembre à Toronto.

La reproduction d'un faux jet privé pour que les wannabes et les m'as-tu-vu puissent se prendre en photo et mettre ça dans leur Instragram. 🙄

https://dailyhive.com/toronto/toronto-getting-fake-private-jet

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
davidou, to random French
@davidou@piaille.fr avatar

Contre ma volonté dans le temple de l'addiction la pire au monde, du capitalisme et de la consommation de masse.
Cette joie.

anderseknert, (edited ) to random
@anderseknert@hachyderm.io avatar

"(Editor's note: A YouTube video of Dadgar and Hashimoto talking about HashiCorp's commitment to open-source software was mysteriously taken private after it was published right here.)"

LMAO

https://www.runtime.news/as-hashicorp-adopts-the-bsl-an-era-of-open-source-software-might-be-ending/

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