ianRobinson, to random
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social avatar

Looking forward to the 5th of July.

markhughes, to random
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UkTV schedule, you're avin' a larf.

Choice 1:
BBC: 90 minutes of political debate with seven of the parties, including Farage 🤮

Or C4: England playing in the Euros (against Iceland 😱).

Followed by your choice of dessert:

Apocalypse Now or
Insomnia

🤣 or 😢?

🤦‍♂️ #ukelection

davidaugust, to politics
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In Britain, former Conservative Member of Parliament Julian Knight, who was suspended from the party over allegations of sexual assault, has announced he will run in the election as an independent. Seems to me he could start and run for the Sexual Assault Party.

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“A claim that nearly half of private school pupils would leave the sector if a Labour government levied 20 per cent VAT on their fees is “too high” and “not statistically representative”, the consultants behind the study it was based on have said”

…More tory lies

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #pr #labour #brexit #rejoineu #election2024 #ge24

https://apple.news/A_IVM5zoPS4abqcXV42zzKA

simonrjones, to politics
@simonrjones@mastodon.social avatar

It's important to add ALT text to images in social media posts, otherwise you're excluding 1 in 5 people from your messages. It's super important in election time for politician's to add ALT text to social media, and it's so easy.

Read our blog post: https://www.studio24.net/blog/please-use-alt-text/ or see RNIB's guide on accessible social media: https://www.rnib.org.uk/living-with-sight-loss/assistive-aids-and-technology/tv-audio-and-gaming/guide-to-accessible-social-media/

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

The crisis is this…

“Corridor care is unacceptable, says nursing union”

The tories talk about this…

“Tories pledge to tackle 'confusion' over legal definition of sex”

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #pr #labour #brexit #rejoineu #labour

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0jjg4k1knwo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kkvkkejgno

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Tories pledge new GP surgeries in community care boost”

…The tories think this and others are great ideas.

So come they haven’t done this over the last 14 years ?

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #pr #labour #brexit #rejoineu

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2289vk0n1o

reallenin, to UKpolitics
@reallenin@mastodon.social avatar

Our comrade just launched a campaign for the coming as MP for Stratford and Bow.

As communists we should have no illusions that the problems of the working class can be resolved by parliamentary means. This campaign will be used at every turn to expose the and alike as war criminals complicit in British .

For healthcare, not warfare!
For books, not bombs!
Kick out the war criminals!

https://fionalalircp.com

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Tory peer Zac Goldsmith has said the majority of his party’s MPs will lose their jobs in July at the general election”

Oh, of course, you’re a peer so you’ve got a job for life

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #pr

https://apple.news/AZ6aAz5GYTciCTIS6D8ENmw

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Labour has said there will be no rises in income tax or National Insurance if it wins the general election - but some spending cuts have not been ruled out”

…The UK has be ransacked, looted & vandalised by the tories for the last 14 years

Urgent repair is needed

How is this to be done without raising taxes ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-69063581

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Home secretary says teenagers will not face criminal sanction if they refuse to join military or do volunteer work”

…So no one will do it

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/26/no-one-going-to-jail-for-avoiding-uk-national-service-says-cleverly

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Under Ofcom rules, Conservative MPs Jacob Rees-Mogg and Esther McVey, as well as former Tory deputy chairman-turned Reform MP Lee Anderson, are unable to continue in their presenting roles while they seek re-election”

…Since when did gb news ever follow Ofcom rules ?

#pr #uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #stv #gbnews #media #tv #news

https://apple.news/AgNERPTAdSZKVJ3rOsm9Ngw

GlenDownton, to random
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"Rishi Sunak has vowed to bring back national service for 18-year-olds to create a “renewed sense of pride in our country” in his first major policy announcement of the election campaign."

It's not often I laugh out loud at news headlines these days. So well done to the UK Tories for that.

(via the SMH via the London Telegraph)

drrimmer, to Smoking
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Smoking ban in doubt after exclusion from Commons schedule https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/may/23/uk-election-tobacco-vapes-bill-smoking-commons-parliament

Tobacco and vapes bill left out as Penny Mordaunt lists final business in Commons before prorogation

#UKpol #smoking #vaping #healthlaw #UKelection

markhughes, to random
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Gove, Gove .. gone.
🥳

TallVenti, to UKpolitics
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Just a word for those saying vote for independent candidates as a protest against Labour’s stance on Gaza.

In my experience independents are Tories with a grey rosette.

I live in an area with a lot of independent councillors. They side with the Tories on everything.

Vote an independent in and you get a Tory.

chestas, to random
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Uk Labour Party Campaign Slogan.

"Change! Be a part of it!"

(Because the Uk isn't worth a pound)

CultureDesk, to UnitedKingdom
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It was an inauspicious start to the U.K. Conservative Party's election campaign as Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announced that Britain will head to the polls on July 4. Heavy rain fell as he spoke, and D:Ream's "Things Can Only Get Better," best remembered as the Labour Party's theme song for its 1997 election victory, blared from a member of the public's speakers at the gates of Downing Street. Deadline has this writeup on what it calls the "farcical scenes."

https://flip.it/z.3w94

sdarlington, to UKpolitics
@sdarlington@mas.to avatar

"I'm resigning and we're bringing back Liz Truss as PM. Suckers! No election for you! See ya, I'm off to California."

ianRobinson, to random
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Rishi Sunak to make a statement at 17:00.

SubtleBlade, to india
@SubtleBlade@mastodon.scot avatar

' seeks exemption in free talks

Exclusive: India seeking to use approach of as bargaining chip and any exemption would be controversial.

is eager to get the trade deal over the line '
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/19/india-seeks-uk-carbon-tax-exemption-in-free-trade-deal-talks

ChrisMayLA6, to random
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Over the weekend #KeirStarmer abandoned plans to abolish the House of Lords, and now will merely seek some 'reforms' in the first Parliament of a Labour administration.

I assume that the increasingly narrow, substance-free #election manifesto is part of the remnants of any #green policy.

Its thinness is going to saving them a fortune in printing & paper!

doboprobodyne,
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@MadeyeTheCarnaptious @Fasgadh @fkamiah17 @ChrisMayLA6

Starmer may be adhering to the maxim "Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself".

Just as many would support abolishing the House of Lords, many other folks would like a House of Lords bursting with erudite experts, motivated solely by the best interests of the UK populace, who they trust more than politicians to write the laws that will govern future generations.

To be sure Johnson's abominable decision to put Lebedev in the Lords ought to put the kibosh on anyone who so believes voting conservative, but the background around Lebedev's wealth received precious little media attention.

Nevertheless; from Starmer's view, courting controversy when he is not required to do so would be a strategically poor choice.

owenblacker, to random
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soheb, to random
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Finally, something promising

ghosttownoli, to politics

If you are in the uk don't forget to vote today!
(and don't forget you need photo ID now because we have a stupid government)

Unless you are a Tory in which case you need to spend the day really thinking about your life-choices

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