mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

ALIEXPRESS. ALIEXPRESS, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

DID I ACCIDENTALLY PLACE AN ORDER FOR A FUCKING TIME MACHINE

mattsiegel,
@mattsiegel@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc future andi says it's no accident!

jasonimison,
mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@jasonimison The one from AliExpress would have been cheaper

alexhammy,
@alexhammy@hachyderm.io avatar

@mcc there's probably a chain of shippers, and this means one has delivered to the next. This is probably related to customs.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@alexhammy This is very likely the issue

alexhammy,
@alexhammy@hachyderm.io avatar

@mcc ya it's peculiar to AliE's habit of selling items from mainland China. That whole into and thru Hong Kong thing.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@alexhammy Oh, good to know

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

I apologize for saying a cuss but I have had three separate packages, sent from different vendors, delivered via different package carriers, all fail to deliver to me in a two week period for apparently unrelated reasons with the single common thread that in each case the package carrier lied to my face. I'm a bit frustrated.

gutmunchies,

@mcc

i think you have earned a fuckword or two in this situation

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

The funniest of these possibly was when a package was claimed delivered to the UPS Store mailbox at a time that the UPS Store had been closed for several hours, and the carrier claimed that the package had been signed for by "Evan". Neither I, nor the UPS Store, have any idea who "Evan" is. Evan, whoever you are, I hope you're enjoying the bra

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Okay! Just now opened what I fully believed was my AliExpress order and … wait. This is not an FPGA development board. This is a figurine of "Trunks" from Dragonball Z.

I really, really hope this is something my wife ordered to be sent to my PO Box and not what my AliExpress order somehow turned—

—Wait. Isn't Trunks from the future?

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Is this… is this my package from the future??!

GreenSkyOverMe,
@GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social avatar

@mcc A logical conclusion.

js,

@mcc now you HAVE to go buy it, you wouldn't want to cause a time paradox, would you???

actually, kinda genius marketing strategy. it's 100% retro-causally effective!

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Okay. What. On. Earth.
Christine became available, and … she has no idea what this is. She did not order this.

It is addressed to me. By name.

This actually happened. I ordered a Lattice ECP5 development board and instead they mailed me a "Dragonball Z" figurine. Either that or an unrelated company in Hong Kong spontaneously decided to send me a "Dragonball Z" figurine. Maybe they're just fans?

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Now, I should note, I'm checking right now, and it turns out this "Trunks" figurine they mailed me is actually more expensive than the FPGA development board I actually ordered. By like twenty or thirty dollars. So it's possible I actually got a good deal here. But: I do not need a "Trunks" figurine. I don't even like Dragonball. Why couldn't it have been like… Ultraman. Or Spider-Gwen. SH Figuarts has a pretty good Spider-Gwen figure?

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@mcc this is quality fuckup on their part

julieofthespirits,

@mcc this is a very high quality figure of trunks though and you should display it

grissallia,
@grissallia@aus.social avatar

@mcc time to trade up, red paperclip style.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

So when I decided to start learning FPGAs, I ordered three separate FPGA devices (the Analogue, and two devboards). I felt kind of silly ordering three, but my thought was, what if one of them is a bust? I was imagining like "what if one of them doesn't work right" or "what if one of them only works with some proprietary Windows software". I was not expecting "what if one of them turns out to be a Dragonball Z figurine" to be what actually happened but apparently I made the right decision anyway

Unixbigot,
@Unixbigot@aus.social avatar

@mcc I did the same thing. Two of them have come in FPGA so far. Third one still in transit.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

…like, why couldn't it at least have been Caulifa

taruan,

@mcc sadly they haven't done a Caulifla yet, there was a Kefla that was a premium bandai exclusive

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Okay. After an absurdly long and nail-biting process AliExpress has authorized my refund for the FPGA board which turned out to be a DBZ action figure, and I have used the refund credit to buy a second one of the same item. I realized after the first order I should have bought the one with slightly-bumped specs ("i9" instead of "i5") so I paid a little extra and got the i9 SKU this time. I wonder what action figure they'll send me this time

jason,
@jason@logoff.website avatar

@mcc Beerus, likely

luigirenna,

@mcc I would expect the same character, super sayan version this time

elplatt,
@elplatt@greatjustice.net avatar

@mcc the i9 has a power level over 9000!

Specialist_Being_677,
@Specialist_Being_677@hachyderm.io avatar

@mcc Yu-Gi-Oh

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Check out my new Dragonball Z action figure!!!

brendonjustin,
@brendonjustin@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc weird that they decided to make a figure for Metal Cooler

TomF,
@TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@mcc This writer's strike is really starting to hurt, eh?

InfiniteNutshell,

@mcc what does the scouter say about its power level?

jedimb,
@jedimb@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@mcc Coolest Namekian I've ever seen!

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@mcc ooh, fancy. is this the -85?

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@gsuberland Not sure what this means! It's a colorlight i9 (Lattice ECP5)

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@mcc ECP5 P/Ns typically end in -25, -45, or -85 depending on the number of LUTs :)

looks like the i9 uses a -45.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@gsuberland @natanbc @cr1901 Ah ok

I was trying to get something roughly LUT-equivalent to the Analogue Pocket so I could be sure my work still functions without the Analogue life support system

cr1901,
@cr1901@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc @gsuberland ECP5 has three variants- 25K DFFs/LUTs, 45K DFFs/LUTs, and 85K DFFs/LUTs.

-85 would be an 85K DFFs/LUTs FPGA (a medium-sized one) :D!

hendric,

@mcc Aw, you took it out of the box!

glassbottommeg,
@glassbottommeg@peoplemaking.games avatar

@mcc wait. Wait.

FGPA are devices that can emulate any circuit, right? They're digital chameleons.

So.

HOW SURE are you the the Trunks figurine isn't your FGPA, and you simply startled it into hiding.

glassbottommeg,
@glassbottommeg@peoplemaking.games avatar

@mcc talk soothingly to your Trunks figurine. Tell it it's a good FGPA, and you've got a treat for it. You can coax it out of its threat response if you're patient.

Holmesrg,
@Holmesrg@mastodon.social avatar

@glassbottommeg @mcc field programmable gate arrays truly are amazing 👏

jlfischer,
lofty,

@mcc so, the analogue pocket presently relies on Intel Quartus, which is proprietary, and also kind of bloated.

I'm one of the developers of the open source Intel FPGA flow, and, we've made good progress, but I don't know how usable it's going to be in this case since I haven't had time to study the Pocket.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@lofty the pocket uses the proprietary Intel toolchain, and it requires some super expensive proprietary programmer or maybe it overvoltages and dies. But I'm willing to go to quite a bit of bother for the pocket cuz it offers a lot. I'm not willing to go to so much bother for a $30 dev board off Aliexpress

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@lofty but, thanks

lofty,

@mcc I have a developer pocket (I mentioned that I worked on the open Intel flow - Mistral - and they randomly gave me one without any communication), and that has a "cartridge" with a USB-C port on it to make updates easy.

honestly I'm a bit annoyed they made the platform closed off to everyone else, but that's analogue for you >.>

WAHa_06x36,
@WAHa_06x36@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc This was a good and exciting thread but also now I want to go on Aliexpress and order weird development boards.

I already have drawers full of weird development boards I am not doing anything with. I don't need any more. It is just an addiction.

But it's not like I NEVER do anything with them. Occasionally, I do. And the results are really cool, and that give the kick that KEEPS THE ADDICTION GOING.

Specialist_Being_677,
@Specialist_Being_677@hachyderm.io avatar

@mcc the temptation to steal my child's spider-gwen figurines is strong

azonenberg,
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange avatar

@mcc Almost certainly the next item over on the shelf and some underpaid worker send it to you by mistake.

One time I got a 20-pound bag of dog food from Amazon instead of... something baby related, I can't remember what. I don't have a dog.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@azonenberg Did the baby enjoy it

azonenberg,
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange avatar

@mcc Lol we sent it back.

Unixbigot,
@Unixbigot@aus.social avatar

@azonenberg @mcc hope they liked the baby. What kind of dog did you get?

azonenberg,
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange avatar

@Unixbigot @mcc We're stuck with the kid. Amazon said our 30-day return window is over and wouldn't give us an RMA label.

NoraReed,

@mcc once i ordered some charms and got a single hair tie but this is much better

brook,

@mcc my limited experience with ordering electronic components from AliExpress included receiving multiple additional deliveries of things I hadn’t ordered. Smart phone cases for phones I don’t own, a package of mysterious seeds, etc.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@brook Seeds, you say

brook,

@mcc I did not plant them… didn’t want to end up as “the guy who introduced invasive murderweed to Japan”

nev,
@nev@bananachips.club avatar

@mcc @brook If you have absolutely never ordered, or signed up to be gifted, any seeds off the Internet at any time, possibly a "brushing" scam (sellers send small, insignificant items to random people so they can post "verified" reviews for their store using the recipients' names).

If you have ever ordered, or signed up to be gifted, any seeds off the Internet, likely an order that got delayed and you forgot about it; check your Amazon order history.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/07/unsolicited-seeds-china-brushing/619417/

Regardless, it is a bad idea to order seeds from those random Chinese stores off Amazon, because you are unlikely to get the right seeds whether they arrive on time or not.

brook,

@nev yeah, in my case almost certainly the former. iirc they came from the same distribution centers as the things I did actually order.

fishidwardrobe,
@fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk avatar

@mcc Fully Posable Game Accessory…

jplebreton,
@jplebreton@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc that Trunks is. there's also present day Trunks who is still a kid.
it's possible this means King Cold stole your FPGA in transit

tezoatlipoca,
@tezoatlipoca@mas.to avatar

@mcc There is a really dissapointed kid out there right now who 10 yrs from now will be an accomplished microelectronics designer.

What got you into Computer Engineering eh? You wouldn't believe it. I ordered a DragonballZ figure but they sent me a programmable gate array dev kit. It sat on my bookshelf for a year before I got bored and figured out how to use it. Next thing you know I was automating dad's lawn mower then I applied to MIT and it was all over.

biphenyl,
@biphenyl@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@mcc thinking your fpga has arrived but actually it's an anime figurine for your wife is trans culture

strangefour,
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

@mcc You have been visited by a time traveler. Do you choose to accept their help or reject the future they foretell?

[Y] [N]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iVu_WfkiyM

prozacchiwawa,
@prozacchiwawa@functional.cafe avatar

@mcc i've heard of people getting fake chips from aliexpress but this is wild.

mlhope,

@mcc Maybe he has some life-saving heart medication for you??

lakoja,

@mcc I got ice cube forms once, instead of the ordered electronics device...

Maybe they think one wouldn't notice?

sjjh,
@sjjh@hachyderm.io avatar

@mcc it's a free bra
What's not to enjoy

IDIC,

@mcc oh that’s less timey-whimey than I was originally hoping

zhenech,
@zhenech@chaos.social avatar

@mcc no, but you will!

misterdave,

@mcc gonna suck when that was had is going to will have been hit the credit card statement.

Tomoko_Kuroki,

@mcc Now that's what I call fast shipping. 😯

morten_skaaning,
@morten_skaaning@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@mcc I believe this is called a "slam dunk" in the industry. Still looking for a dictionary...

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