abvolition, to disability
@abvolition@spore.social avatar
plaguepoems, to random
@plaguepoems@mastodon.social avatar

On this day, four years ago,
we were told
that in order to fight the virus
we should inject disinfectant
or perhaps sunlight
but those odd suggestions
are from long ago
now on this day, the current one,
we are told
that in order to fight the virus
we should just cross our fingers.

RebelGeek99,
@RebelGeek99@mastodon.social avatar

@plaguepoems excessive finger crossing negatively impacts the Economy, relax and have a drink instead 🍹

poorpossum, to random

go ahead and and eat another brownie if it hasn't kicked in yet

plaguepoems, to random
@plaguepoems@mastodon.social avatar

When first I saw the headline
which read “Seriously,
now is the time
to stop kissing sick birds”
I was so certain it was satirical
I was so certain it was fake
that I checked and checked it again
only to be reminded
that satire cannot keep pace
with our current realities.

RebelGeek99,
@RebelGeek99@mastodon.social avatar

@plaguepoems a little peck on the cheek from a bird is fine, just no tongue.

ai6yr, to H5N1
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

MedPage Today: "Bird Flu: 'We Are All Over It,' CDC Director Says" https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/generalinfectiousdisease/109480

EricCarroll,

@ai6yr
"COVID: 'We are so over it', #CDCSays. "We are tired of it and need to move on. We need to learn to live with Bird Flu now."'

smitten, to random

don't worry about ssh

foo, to random
@foo@fosstodon.org avatar

The CDC says you're safe to stay on xz 5.6.1 if you're just a normal person.

EricCarroll, to random
cbecker, to random
@cbecker@hci.social avatar

CDC stands for “Covid Distribution Center”, did I get this right?

PatrickoftheG, to random
@PatrickoftheG@mastodon.social avatar

Montreal's a great place to have a little vacation, just like Florida.

https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/have-you-been-exposed-to-the-measles-consult-quebec-s-tracker-1.6801526

estherschindler, to random
@estherschindler@hachyderm.io avatar

The Australian saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus) was driven to the edge of extinction in the mid-20th century, with an estimated 3,000 individuals left by the 1970s. Now, after decades of protection, they have achieved 'full recovery,' with an estimated 100,000 individual crocodiles in Australia today. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0006320722002993

timbray,
@timbray@cosocial.ca avatar

@estherschindler … and if you see one, swim up to it and congratulate it on its species’ recovery!

StillIRise1963, to random
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world avatar

a three martini lunch helps you think better at work.

Lorrrraaaaine, to nyc

Protest of new COVID guidance planned for this month in Washington, DC: ‘Urgent need’ | Fox News

https://www.foxnews.com/health/protest-cdcs-covid-guidance-planned-washington-dc-urgent-need

Fox News you say?

But their in-house go to doc says “pandemic has been over FOR several months”

OMG! Why did nobody tell me!!!!
😶
🤨
🙄wtf

what is even up with this several months assessment tho?

CanadianCrone, to random

the best way to not get measles is to avoid sitting next to someone who has measles. And to brush your teeth regularly.

themaskerscomic, to random
@themaskerscomic@forall.social avatar

Another day, another meme:

just_me_gi, to novid

Please consider contacting government officials about the CDC's new policy that will only lead to more death and disability.

https://actionnetwork.org/letters/we-call-for-a-congressional-hearing-criminal-investigation-of-cdc

@novid @covidsafenetwork

#CovidIsNotOver #CDCSays

pmbauer, to random

GOTO isn't that harmful.

andymoose, to random
@andymoose@mastodon.social avatar

lol whatever man, go and pet the bison

dalfen, to random
@dalfen@mstdn.social avatar

treatment is prevention.

(no it’s not)

shayz0rz, to random
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

leave whatever absorbency you want in, for as long as you want. Avoiding a nothingburger like TSS is just for weird, anxious germophobes.

maleve, to random

(Stolen from that other place(

theelectricteal,

@maleve Test positive? Set up a private hour long meeting with your boss to talk about it.

thomasfuchs, to random
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

The to set your fridge temperature to 65F to save energy in this economy

Legit_Spaghetti, to random
@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al avatar

Good news, Raccoon City: people infected with the T-virus no longer need to isolate and are cleared to return to work immediately!

enobacon, to random
@enobacon@urbanists.social avatar

it's fine to go to work at your supreme court job if you've got severe covid and coughing and vomiting constantly.

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