ProfCharlesHaas, 3 months ago to random

#cdcsays
If you've been hit by cars twice and survived, it means you’ve acquired immunity to car fatality and can safely ignore “don’t walk” signals at crosswalks.

maxleibman, 3 months ago to random

CDC says touch your nose.

CDC says hop on one foot.

Isolate for five days after COVID.

Uh-oh! I didn’t say, “CDC says!”

#CDCSays #CDC #COVID19

KanaMauna, 3 months ago to random

The #CDCsays the Broad Street pump has the best tasting water

D_J_Nathanson, 3 months ago to random

CDC says you can skip the seatbelts if you think you’re a pretty safe driver.

#CDCSays

theogrin, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays Mary Mallon, 39, may now resume working for New York soup kitchens as she has been proven asymptomatic.

Crispius, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays

violetblue, 3 months ago to random

New:

-CDC to end 5-day isolation
-US: 6th week of 2000+ deaths,1.2M infections/day
-Best of the #CDCsays meme
-Japan, New Zealand surges increase
-Covid pregnant: 1 in 10 get long covid
-John Turturro infected Donald Glover on Mr. and Mrs. Smith
– Disability communities grapple with tsunami of Covid’s newly-disabled
-Nicotine patches and long covid
-Global #MaskBloc Directory

More: https://www.patreon.com/posts/pandemic-roundup-98518046

#Covid #Covidisntover #LongCovid #Pirola #MaskUp #CDC #CDCsays

SallyStrange, 3 months ago to random

#CDCsays if you're lost in the woods with your friends, definitely split up to find out what that strange noise was

poorpossum, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays go ahead and and eat another brownie if it hasn't kicked in yet

andymoose, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays it is no longer necessary to dispose of the One Ring in the fire where it was forged.

StillIRise1963, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays don't take all your antibiotics. Save some for next time.

PacificNic, 3 months ago to random

#CDCsays measles is like a cleanse for your immune system, actually.

sidereal, 3 months ago to random

#CDCsays the only thing that can stop a bad guy with covid is a good guy with covid

EricCarroll, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays Let them get COVID.

#CDCSays Let them get Long COVID.

scott, 3 months ago to random

The #CDCSays bike across train tracks at any angle you like

(pic credit: https://offtracksanfrancisco.com/2018/01/01/metamorphosis-on-17th-st/)

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

Breaking: The CDC recommends rubbing the poison ivy or poison oak directly on your genitalia.

#CDCSays

aburka, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays fighter jets should be reinforced at the wingtips since that's where most bullet holes are observed on damaged planes

PaulDitz, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays employees don't really have to wash their hands before returning to work. Wiping them on your pants should suffice.

sass, 3 months ago to random

#cdcsays longest covid wins!

aburka, 3 months ago to random

#CDCSays if your car hasn't crashed in the last 24 hours, don't wear a seatbelt

zl2tod, 3 months ago to random

#CDCsays Bring out your dead

sidereal, 3 months ago to random

#CDCsays you should give your ex a call

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

Breaking: The CDC recommends drunk dialing your ex on Valentine’s Day to ask them WHY?

#CDCSays

jef, 3 months ago to random

#CDCsays it's ok to have just one more mint. It's wafer thin!

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Catelli, 3 months ago to random

CDC says water is water, go ahead and drink from that puddle, stream, river, or random pipe discharge so that you stay hydrated.

#CDCSays