plaguepoems, to random
@plaguepoems@mastodon.social avatar

On this day, four years ago,
we were told
that in order to fight the virus
we should inject disinfectant
or perhaps sunlight
but those odd suggestions
are from long ago
now on this day, the current one,
we are told
that in order to fight the virus
we should just cross our fingers.

RebelGeek99,
@RebelGeek99@mastodon.social avatar

@plaguepoems excessive finger crossing negatively impacts the Economy, relax and have a drink instead 🍹

plaguepoems, to random
@plaguepoems@mastodon.social avatar

When first I saw the headline
which read “Seriously,
now is the time
to stop kissing sick birds”
I was so certain it was satirical
I was so certain it was fake
that I checked and checked it again
only to be reminded
that satire cannot keep pace
with our current realities.

RebelGeek99,
@RebelGeek99@mastodon.social avatar

@plaguepoems a little peck on the cheek from a bird is fine, just no tongue.

ai6yr, to H5N1

MedPage Today: "Bird Flu: 'We Are All Over It,' CDC Director Says" https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/generalinfectiousdisease/109480

EricCarroll,
@EricCarroll@zeroes.ca avatar

@ai6yr
"COVID: 'We are so over it', . "We are tired of it and need to move on. We need to learn to live with Bird Flu now."'

foo, to random
@foo@fosstodon.org avatar

The CDC says you're safe to stay on xz 5.6.1 if you're just a normal person.

smitten, to random

don't worry about ssh

PatrickoftheG, to random
@PatrickoftheG@mastodon.social avatar

Montreal's a great place to have a little vacation, just like Florida.

https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/have-you-been-exposed-to-the-measles-consult-quebec-s-tracker-1.6801526

estherschindler, to random
@estherschindler@hachyderm.io avatar

The Australian saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus) was driven to the edge of extinction in the mid-20th century, with an estimated 3,000 individuals left by the 1970s. Now, after decades of protection, they have achieved 'full recovery,' with an estimated 100,000 individual crocodiles in Australia today. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0006320722002993

timbray,
@timbray@cosocial.ca avatar

@estherschindler … and if you see one, swim up to it and congratulate it on its species’ recovery!

andymoose, to random
@andymoose@mastodon.social avatar

lol whatever man, go and pet the bison

dalfen, to random
@dalfen@mstdn.social avatar

treatment is prevention.

(no it’s not)

Pagan_Animist, (edited ) to random
@Pagan_Animist@beekeeping.ninja avatar

In the US deaths caused by alcohol have risen since the Pandemic began. Alarmingly so.

Five hundred people a day have been dying from alcohol related causes.

Binge drinking is WAY up.

I apologize for the source, btw.

We can all snicker at the .

Gifted article

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/29/health/alcohol-deaths-cdc.html?unlocked_article_code=1.aU0.XqEV.1UGZQvgy6ARW&smid=url-share

cbecker, to random
@cbecker@hci.social avatar

CDC stands for “Covid Distribution Center”, did I get this right?

Lorrrraaaaine, to nyc
@Lorrrraaaaine@zeroes.ca avatar

Protest of new COVID guidance planned for this month in Washington, DC: ‘Urgent need’ | Fox News

https://www.foxnews.com/health/protest-cdcs-covid-guidance-planned-washington-dc-urgent-need

Fox News you say?

But their in-house go to doc says “pandemic has been over FOR several months”

OMG! Why did nobody tell me!!!!
😶
🤨
🙄wtf

what is even up with this several months assessment tho?

CanadianCrone, to random
@CanadianCrone@mstdn.ca avatar

the best way to not get measles is to avoid sitting next to someone who has measles. And to brush your teeth regularly.

enobacon, to random
@enobacon@urbanists.social avatar

it's fine to go to work at your supreme court job if you've got severe covid and coughing and vomiting constantly.

thomasfuchs, to random
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

The to elect a president who tried a coup d'état

thomasfuchs, to random
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

The to set your fridge temperature to 65F to save energy in this economy

pmbauer, to random
@pmbauer@hachyderm.io avatar

GOTO isn't that harmful.

foo, to random
@foo@fosstodon.org avatar

The CDC says you can continue to use glxgears as a GPU benchmark.

just_me_gi, to novid
@just_me_gi@mastodon.cloud avatar

Please consider contacting government officials about the CDC's new policy that will only lead to more death and disability.

https://actionnetwork.org/letters/we-call-for-a-congressional-hearing-criminal-investigation-of-cdc

@novid @covidsafenetwork

shayz0rz, to random
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

leave whatever absorbency you want in, for as long as you want. Avoiding a nothingburger like TSS is just for weird, anxious germophobes.

josh, to random
@josh@josh.tel avatar

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  • ev_rider_j,
    @ev_rider_j@sfba.social avatar

    @josh 4 days quarantine IF you have a fever, and all that stuff we told you in 2020 about 14 days quarantine we basically pulled out of our ass.

    I hate anti-vaxxers, but I also hate how the CDC keeps giving anti-vaxxers reasons to question their recommendations.

    themaskerscomic, to random
    @themaskerscomic@forall.social avatar

    Another day, another meme:

    augieray, (edited ) to random
    @augieray@mastodon.social avatar

    The CDC says you can go back to normal life a day after your symptoms improve. The White House knows you're still infectious and doesn't want you to visit for ten days.

    Protect those around you from as if they're just as important as someone who works in the White House.

    MHowell,
    @MHowell@kolektiva.social avatar

    @augieray You should check out and add to the hashtag

    luckytran, to random
    @luckytran@med-mastodon.com avatar

    How long are you contagious with COVID-19?

    Here's what the science says:
    ➡️ Most people are infectious for ~10 days
    ➡️ ~80% of people test positive for 5 days after symptom onset
    ➡️ Only ~30% of people who test positive have a fever
    ➡️ Presence of symptoms is an unreliable indicator of infectiousness
    ➡️ Individuals can be infectious before the onset of symptoms
    ➡️ Asymptomatic cases represent around 20 to 40% of all infections

    MHowell,
    @MHowell@kolektiva.social avatar

    @luckytran you might like the trending hashtag

    maleve, to random
    @maleve@zeroes.ca avatar

    (Stolen from that other place(

    theelectricteal,
    @theelectricteal@hachyderm.io avatar

    @maleve Test positive? Set up a private hour long meeting with your boss to talk about it.

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