Klaxun

bigzaphod, 6 hours ago to random

So my sewer pipe (which has been an endless source of fun, let me tell you), runs through the power company's land and whoever cut their grass the other day was clearly daydreaming and mowed right over the pipe AND the bright orange fiberglass stick that was marking its location.

MissingThePt, 20 hours ago to random

Dear Google AI, if I wanted to read complete nonsense I’d just skim through my own posts.

w7voa, 9 days ago (edited 9 days ago) to random

Biden and Trump traded barbs online today while agreeing to debate each other in person at least twice prior to November’s general election rematch. Details in my VOA Radio report.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Beautiful

Chrishallbeck, 16 days ago to Funny

Look it up. #funny #comics #webcomics

Klaxun, 21 days ago to random

Fight AI theft by posting really bad art

Sustainable2050, 23 days ago to climate

BREAKING (the climate):
Based on daily values, the April average of atmospheric CO₂ at Mauna Loa was 426.5-426.6 ppm. That's a big jump of ~3.2 ppm from last year's 423.35 ppm!

It's also the highest CO₂ concentration the world has experienced in 14 million years.

#emissions #co2 #ClimateChange

misc, 24 days ago to random

First Hassan, now Klippenstein. Real bummer to see a new wave of leftists not merely sticking by Substack, but hitching their wagons to it from the start.

RickiTarr, 25 days ago to random

Did Flat Earthers just see a map and get confused?

18+ RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

This looks like a horror movie.

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

Shit posting and Musk posting are basically the same thing

the_etrain, 1 month ago to random

Did I need an extra hit on the vape pen before mowing the lawn? No. Should I have eaten a gummy when I was done? Absolutely not. But it's 4/20 and these things need to be done for the greater good.

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

When I was in third grade, I was riding a shitty hand me down bike while holding a pickle. The front wheel fell off, and I went down in a tangle with the remnants of what was now a very inefficient unicycle. I rolled several times, and ended up in a bloody heap against the curb. The pickle never touched the ground.

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

If we already have a system where only some criminals are punished, wouldn't it at least be an improvement if the criminals who we punished were the ones who did the most harm to society?

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/former-irs-contractor-sentenced-disclosing-tax-return-information-news-organizations

shoq, 1 month ago to random

Have you heard about these Fox fucks encouraging jurors to lie to get on the jury so they can acquit their orange Jesus?

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

Don't watch this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE&si=MFA_1AB7vcxgwlTr

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

And then I look for someone to help me get off my knees because I am old and frail

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

This movie is twenty years old

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

Turns out, using palm leaves to spell HELP on a beach actually works ...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/micronesia-sailors-rescued-making-help-sign-palm-tree-leaves-rcna147327

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

Quick shout out to the incomparable @RickiTarr
Back in the days of Twitter, she welcomed me into a DM room and sort of lit a fuse under my whole Twitter experience. It's so wonderful to see her still lighting the place up here on Mastodon.

maxleibman, 1 month ago to random

Salespeople are taught that rejection isn’t personal, but my goal in every unsolicited sales interaction is very simple:

Make the rejection personal.

Klaxun, 1 month ago to random

@funnyshirtjokes1 ARE YOU THAT COMPANY THAT STEALS JOKES FROM ONLINE TO PRINT ON T-SHIRTS ILLEGALLY?

Klaxun, 2 months ago to random

I want to take part in the local woodworking club but they won't let me join