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Lana

@Lana@beige.party

Lady pianist and poet with blue eyes and red hair. The rest changes without notice.

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BANK: We've been hacked! Here's 3 months of free credit monitoring.

3 MONTHS LATER

THIRD PARTY CREDIT MONITORING: you're not gonna believe this

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BLACKSMITH: I'm almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the kinks

SWORD: I like feet

BLACKSMITH: Shut up

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Okay, all Superheros are, at least, marginally problematic, but what Superhero do you think is the most problematic, and why?

Lana,
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@RickiTarr if Superman were written even one decade later, Superman would be the villain of Superman.

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This year I'm participating in the January Challenge. The challenge is to get through January.

Lana, to random
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In case you missed it, the election-denier that the far right election-deniers elected specifically to deny elections is denying an election held by the party of election-denyers to remove the election-denier from office and the election-deniers are having some very big feelings about this — and I literally cannot think of a better way to encapsulate the utter fucking state of the radical far right GOP than that completely true sentence.

https://apnews.com/article/michigan-republican-party-karamo-removal-0f4c85738f2f675f36ebe1df839c5239

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I refuse to read another book unless I get a personal pan pizza at the end. I know my worth.

GrimmReality, to random
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I wonder if there is some pattern of downside to shaping your entire political party on the virtues of being petulant assholes aggressively committed to ending democracy.
https://apnews.com/article/michigan-republican-party-karamo-removal-0f4c85738f2f675f36ebe1df839c5239

Lana,
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@GrimmReality

  1. Be anti-democracy fascist
  2. Elect anti-democracy fascist
  3. Get upset because anti-democracy fascist isn't anti-democracy enough
  4. Try to use democracy to remove anti-democracy fascist
  5. Be surprised that anti-democracy fascist won't accept results of democracy
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And here we fucking go again.

I mean, good morning.

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People don't like the idea of servers, janitors, etc, making more than a certain amount because then they wouldn't feel superior to them.

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I would like to wish whoever invented that little TV screen that's at every gas pump for some reason now a very merry go fuck yourself

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NOBODY:

ME: It's Clair de Lune not Claire de Lune - it's about the LIGHT of the moon, not some rando lunar chick named Claire you uncultured swine

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FRIEND: WTH does that mean??

MY BRAIN: Wuthering Them Heights does that mean

GrimmReality, to random
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I started to text "wut?" to my friend Rebecca and autocorrect decided to get pretentious as fuck.

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@GrimmReality little known fact: WTH stands for Wuthering Them Heights

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The amount of times I click "Tusky" right after someone has said something I respond to is scary.

I swear I'm not staring at my screen frantically refreshing.

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@mentallyalex I feel seen 🤣

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Forget my browser history. When I depart from this world, delete my calculator history because it's WAAAAAY more embarrassing.

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Please stop telling mother nature to "stick it where the sun don't shine."

She clearly thinks you mean Seattle.

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Don't underestimate me just because I'm quiet. Underestimate me because I'm really really bad at a lot of shit.

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The question isn't

  • Is the Republican party just Nazis

It's

  • Why are so many Nazis delighted with the actions of the Republican party
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Looking forward to the media informing me in 2024 that THIS Presidential election isn't about trans rights or abortion or the ongoing threat of open violent insurrection when historically speaking it absolutely fucking is.

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I think it's appropriate that Emily Compagno did the Vulcan hand salute backwards because "live briefly and suffer" is a spot on accurate description of the GOP party platform.

Lana,
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@accretionist that's actually the Ferengi Fuck You.

Lana,
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@nuncio we can despise her politics without stooping into casual misogyny. Do better please.

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What do you think is a subject that most people misunderstand, and if they were more educated in the topic it would probably change their mind?

Lana,
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@RickiTarr

Trans people.

Nazis tried so hard to destroy us, and every trace of our existence that even now, a hundred years later, people still think it's some kind of new fad.

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Happy ! May yours be purry and floof.

GrimmReality, to random
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EvERY FUCKING INTERNET CHUD: We are not neo-Nazis and how dare you call us that. Anyway, here is my very smart extra-Nazi take that is 100% curated from white supremacist canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_RWS4Pft2I

Lana,
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@GrimmReality happy Go Punch A Nazi Day 🥳🎉

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