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I'd have voted for a raccoon with a Magic 8-Ball over #tRunt.
#FBR #IUFBToo #LGBTQIA+
#WindCancerSurvivor
#BLM #TransLivesMatter
#WOKEMOB

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MissingThePt, to random
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Dear Google AI, if I wanted to read complete nonsense I’d just skim through my own posts.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@MissingThePt All I ever find are @lowqualityfacts

it4sec, to random
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:) the murderer and the exorcist.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@it4sec I guess that makes me internal affairs. I was always asked to fix the bugs no one else could. And no, they didn't all turn out to be mine anyway.

Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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My takeaway . . .
Don't go #Hunting with #Republicans.

Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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It seems to me that an argument can be made. . .
If a president is allowed to commit certain crimes, so is everyone else.

Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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Apparently, Republicans are now trying to vilify universities . . .
And why wouldn't they?
Universities are filled with books.

Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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I think that it's time to come to terms with the fact that there are parts of the USA where it really still is 1862.

dgar, to random
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I’m so modern that rather than walking into a room and forgetting why I went there, I open Google and forget what I was looking for.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@dgar Your ahead of your . . .
what were we talking about?

Green_Footballs, to random
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I’ve seen folks theorize that Trump is deliberately flouting the gag order because he wants to be jailed, to turn himself into even more of a martyr.

I don’t think so. His narcissistic self-image is already cracked, but being jailed would be the last straw.

I think he simply cannot help himself.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@Green_Footballs I'm waiting for a lawyer to argue that fining him for defamation is cruel and unusual since he simply can't help himself.

dgar, to random
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I had the slowest, rudest and nastiest cashier today.

I’m done using the self checkout.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@maddad @Mary625 @dgar How do the people behind you feel about that?

dgar, to random
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Remember before the internet when you’d have a disagreement on the actual lyrics to a song, you could only win the argument if you had the album sleeve with the lyrics written in it?

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@dgar Wapped up like a douche . . .

GottaLaff, to random
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Shares of Donald ’s social media company slumped more than 20% on Monday, as the fervor around its debut on public markets last week appeared to subside. The sell-off cut the market value of Trump Media & Technology Group by some $2 billion.-NYT

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@GottaLaff Maybe Elon will buy it.

GottaLaff, to random
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Marj Q should be kicked out. She won't be. And she'll be re-elected. Other than that, everything is swell.

Via Scott MacFarlane:

In letter, Rep Joe Morelle (D-NY) alleges House Speaker failed to uphold decorum at State of the Union

He cites MAGA hat on Rep MT Greene, "Appallingly..she was approached by the Sgt-at-Arms who asked her to take the hat off because it violated the rules of decorum. She refused"

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@GottaLaff Security, please remove the woman wearing the hat.

Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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So, I'm guessing that this didn't happen...

br00t4c, to random
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Federal Judge Blocks Greg Abbott's Fake Immigration Law, Rubs His Nose In Constitution

https://www.wonkette.com/p/federal-judge-blocks-greg-abbotts

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@br00t4c Eed plebnista.

nixCraft, to random
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😂 Elon Musk just crawled from under a rock and discovered something that has been bothering people for years. It is just too funny not to share this one.

Red_Shirt_Dude, (edited )
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@nixCraft doesn't know about Linux. LOL.

Wait! Is it too late to change my reply?!?

should buy Microsoft. LOL.

Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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will bellow, "It's the cost of freedom!".
I would ask, "If you can't even attend a Superbowl parade, are you really free?".

danielpunkass, to random
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I bought a couple new toys in the past week. One is a future-facing headset with mind-blowing visual effects, and the other is a 1961 scooter that rocks my world. The scooter was cheaper.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@danielpunkass I love that it has a spare tyre.

Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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I'm a computer guy, and every time I watch a show that has anything to do with computers I'm always complaining that the writers are full of 💩 💔 (That's not even a real IP address!).
I assume that cops, lawyers, and doctors are the same about cop, lawyer, and doctor shows respectively.

My question is, are there any shows that depict procedure faithfully?

For example, I've watched The Expanse, and I suspect that they run all of the physics by an expert to make the show more realistic.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@melissabeartrix So that whole "farting" thing was real? 😧

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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I. DO. NOT. HAVE. COVID. LAURIE DOES. OKAY? Thank you for caring, but sheesh! Read the post! Read the thread!

👉🏼Via Laurie Garrett:👈🏼

I have just tested + for -- my 1st time. I wear masks, but hardly anybody else does. Went to 6 pharmacies in search of ...only one has the drug, but declined insurance & demanded $1600.38 for 5-day supply. Outrageous.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@GottaLaff I went shopping yesterday and 100% of people were masked.
No, wait! I meant to say, I went shopping yesterday and I was 100% of the people that were masked.

shoq, to random
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That’s a pretty attractive theory, but it feels a bit too deliberative for the kinds of muttonheads who say it so often. But maybe they’re just parrots, well trained by peers who are more capable and manipulative?

Source: @accretionist
https://mastodon.social/@accretionist@techhub.social/111777916129293166

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@shoq @accretionist That's not a bare arm, it's an AR-15.

GottaLaff, to legal
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OFFS.

Via Tamar Hallerman:

New: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene filed a criminal referral against DA and her staff with Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp and AG Chris Carr. It cites the bombshell allegations from Monday's court filing from defendant Mike Roman

Worth reiterating that we haven't seen evidence yet backing up Roman's claims, nor have we heard from DA Willis, who says she'll respond in an upcoming court filing.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-files-complaint-georgia-prosecutor-charging-rcna133312

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@GottaLaff I wonder if has actually done something illegal here; like filing a false report, or something like that?

Smerks1109, to HashtagGames

Home with 20 people


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Red_Shirt_Dude, to random
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It's generally assumed that movie adaptation of books never do them justice. Can anyone think of any specific scenes in movies that differed from the books where the movie version was better? Also, can you think of any movies that were overall at least as good, or better than the book? I humbly submit that qualifies for the latter question.

georgetakei, to random

The “We’re a Constitutional Republic, not a democracy” crowd sure is having a hard time with the idea that the Constitution expressly bans insurrectionists from being on the ballot.

Red_Shirt_Dude,
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@BillySmith @georgetakei 1st, 2nd, 5th . . .

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