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ReedsDad

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Reed's Dad, he's a Blue Heeler. He owns me, technically.
Veteran, Puerto Rican, Outdoors Enthusiast
New to this server, not aure what happened to the other one. So I may be a repeat follower. Please ignore my miss spellings and punctation it is quiet bad.

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donni, to random
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“Don’t Stand So Close To Me” is probably the best song about urinal etiquette

ReedsDad,
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@donni true facts, see airports and ball games.

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff NFL, that's what I was just asking a friend. How can we tell if they used tax payer money for these trips? Do they have to disclose and wouldn't the be consodered non-funded personal trips?

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/…More color from Pagliery:

Eric Trump just swapped seats with Rep. Donalds just in time for the congressman to appear in photos behind Trump's defense table.

That's what this trial is now for Trump, a political photo opp.

More...

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff NFL, preparing for the next rounds of appeals court review, no doubt.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🤦🏻‍♀️ Lawyers for Donald #Trump asked a New York appeals court to rule on their challenge to the #GagOrder limiting what the former president can say about witnesses in the criminal hush money trial, according to people familiar with the matter. #legal

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/trump-gag-order-appeal-new-york-appeal?cid=ios_app

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff
Me fighting speeding ticket. (I'm nit a lawyer, just making fun)
Judge - how do plead?
Me - not guilty, I have proof.
Judge - okay where's the proof?
Me - I'd like discovery.
Judge - no
Me - ok I'd like to enter my dashcam video which has GPS and shows the speed.
Judge - Not admissible, pay the fine, next.

verge, to random
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President Joe Biden to announce AI data center at failed Foxconn site in Wisconsin https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/8/24151927/microsoft-ai-data-center-foxconn-wisconsin-biden

ReedsDad,
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@verge oh man the Biden administration is seriously "peeing" on all Trump failures! Wow!

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal 1/…

Bower:

Justice Merchan starts off will the prosecution motion for contempt.

He tells Trump he's about to issue his ruling, in which he will again find Trump in contempt of court.

The last thing I want to do is put you in jail, Justice Merchan says to Trump. You are the former President of the United States and possibly the next President as well.

But "going forward," he continues, "this court will have to consider jail sanctions" if necessary.

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff. NFL, that's exactly what Trump wants, jail time. So he can milk more sucker's out of their money. He will say, "I'm in jail for you!" We are living in the dumbest of times.

taylorlorenz, to random
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Even Elon is sick of her shit

ReedsDad,
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@taylorlorenz. Let them argue amongstthemswlves. Just cause you have a talent doesn't mean you are a good person, you just have a talent. Everything outside that talent, could very well be useless.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Trump’s determined to get MORE PEOPLE killed. (There. Fixed it)

Via Kyle Griffin:

A California man has been indicted by an Atlanta grand jury on charges of threatening Fulton County DA over her prosecution of .

The man, Marc Shultz, suggested Willis "will be killed like a dog" in one of several comments he posted under two separate YouTube live streams, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the northern district of Georgia.

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff Unless the Politicians themselves start to respect eachother, this is the new normal. Unfortunately the regular person doesn't underthat most of the Politicians are doing this as a show to get donors, votes and be the most extreme. Other a just a**holes in life and will never grow up, should never have been voted in(think MTG). Ridiculous place we are in.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's moving ahead with effort to oust Speaker Johnson

Her plan seems doomed to fail as Democrats said they would help save Johnson.

https://trib.al/69nPMbV

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff. NFL, the republican/Maga focus is chaos, disruption, then they can say, see the system we have doesn't work, we need something different. MTG is just full time pushing this agenda.

donni, to random
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We never talk about how global warming might cause violent superpenguins

ReedsDad,
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@donni uhhhm. Never thought about this, but dam. I have to fix all my Big Foot traps now.

GottaLaff, to legal
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1/…🧵

Via Klasfeld:

Expected first:

The judge may issue his Sandoval rulings, determining what prior bad acts prosecutors can confront Trump with if he testifies.

A key question: "What's fair game?"

ReedsDad,
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@chris @GottaLaff. NFL, Oops! That can't be good!

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Emptywheel:

The radical right adopts Mitt's self-deportation approach.

🤣😂🤣😂

Billy House:

Tom Massie says he doesn't plan to trigger the motion to vacate against Johnson today -- and MTG declines to comment ... but Massie said a strategy right now is to get the speaker to resign, by growing the number of co-sponors on the ouster move.

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff so basically, he's like, "I'm reading the room and it looks like I'm the A**hole"

GottaLaff, to Israel
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retaliates against , senior U.S. official says. The move comes days after Iran fired missiles and drones at Israel https://abcnews.go.com/International/live-updates/israel-gaza-hamas-war/israeli-missiles-have-hit-a-site-in-iran-109405880?id=108860743&cid=social_twitter_abcn

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff ugh, my opinion, Israeli leader is going to start something and the US won't be able to finish. It's not a good scenario, I've visited that area many times and it's beautiful, the scenery, the people, the culture and the food. The history, some good, some bad. He's going to ruin everything trying to give a tit for tat. He needs to focus on fixing what he's ruined.

GottaLaff, to random
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Lawmakers advanced legislation to block the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s rule capping credit card late fees at $8, setting up a vote in the House - Bloomberg

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff follow the money Laffy. I'm almost always amazed how investors (politicians by any other name) help themselves thru policy.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Senate GOP leaders respond to Mayorkas impeachment dismissal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH67s356yM&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

ReedsDad,
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@realTuckFrumper love the Turtle coming out and saying Senate history has been ignored. Literally what he did when in power.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Jesse Rodriguez:

#Trump has to be in the courtroom every day for the duration of his criminal trial.

"If you do not show up there will be an arrest," Judge Merchan said. #TrumpTrial

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff. NFL. Lettuce vs Trump failing to appear, who will win.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Brace Yourselves: Trump Told Reporters That He Will Be Letting Us Know Who His 2024 VP Pick Is "Very Soon” https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/NmWK7c5pDzYFhKW8CoxPKCoxzwoq1nFt?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

ReedsDad,
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@realTuckFrumper just like infrastructure week!

verge, to random
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Elon Musk says his posts did more to ‘financially impair’ X than help it https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/8/24124810/elon-musk-says-his-posts-did-more-to-financially-impair-x-than-help-it

ReedsDad,
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@verge yeap, he's a smart dude.

GottaLaff, to random
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Not a modern day Jesus?

What a racist, vile POS.

Via Kyle Cheney:

says on Truth Social that it would me “my great honor” to go to jail for violating Judge Merchan’s gag order and that it will make him a “modern day Nelson Mandela.”

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff. NFL, what a walking trash heep. Sadly his followers don't know the trials and tribulations that Nelson M., actually went through for himself, his country and people. Maybe they will look it up?

GottaLaff, to northcarolina
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Via Kyle Griffin:

Early exit poll data — via NBCNews:

#Republican primary voters who will NOT support the GOP nominee, regardless of who it is:

#NorthCarolina: 35% won't guarantee their vote for the Republican

#Virginia: 36% won't guarantee their vote

#California: 33% won't guarantee their vote

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff NFL, wow! That's a hell of a percent of the GOP vote, probably won't vote at all or won't vote top of ticket. Rough news. Also should concern down ticket GOP members.

verge, to random
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Max is getting in on the big streaming password crackdown https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/5/24091397/max-password-sharing-crackdown-netflix

ReedsDad,
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@verge
Sure doesn't seem like a consistent revenue stream. More people are starting and stopping subs because it's become too much like "cable", lots of crap I don't want and 1 thing I do want to watch.
Get ready for the new cable stagnation in sign ups and no new revenue stream.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤨”Marianne Williamson announced she is unsuspending her Democratic presidential campaign.

In a statement, released the day after the Michigan primary in which a sizable amount of Democratic voters selected "uncommitted" ..Williamson pointed to what she said was the president's vulnerability in a general election..”

https://www.cnn.com/webview/politics/live-news/michigan-primary-02-27-24/h_65b4f95352c58db5315096872a2a3632?cid=ios_app

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff who?

GottaLaff, to random
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👋🏼 Toodles! “Republican National Committee Chair Ronna McDaniel will officially step down from her position on March 8, days after Super Tuesday.”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/26/politics/ronna-mcdaniel-to-step-down-as-rnc-chair-in-march?cid=ios_app

ReedsDad,
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@tdwllms1 @GottaLaff With trump ownership, comes larger and larger problems. as we have seen from the history of the trump organization and other owned companies, this seems like the beginning of the end.

GottaLaff, to random
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Um, wut.

“House Intel chair warns of 'serious national security threat' ahead of planned White House briefing
The administration will brief House leaders on Thursday.

Rep. Jim Himes, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee said there's no reason for Americans to panic.” 👈🏼 Oh. Okay.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/house-intel-chair-warns-serious-national-security-threat-ahead-planned-rcna138848

ReedsDad,
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@GottaLaff NFL, Are they just gonna walk into the meeeting with a picture of the Trump family?

Nonilex, to random
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But wait, there’s more!

#ClarenceThomas Secretly Participated in #KochNetwork #Donor Events

by Joshua Kaplan, Justin Elliott & Alex Mierjeski
@ProPublica

#Thomas has attended at least two #Koch donor summits, putting him in the extraordinary position of having helped a #political network that has brought multiple #cases before the #SupremeCourt.

#SCOTUS
https://www.propublica.org/article/clarence-thomas-secretly-attended-koch-brothers-donor-events-scotus

ReedsDad,
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@Nonilex @EverMama8_

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